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2015

09

Jul

Juergen Teller’s Picture of Kim Kardashian’s Ass of the Day

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Juergen Teller is one of the best photographers in the world. Definitely in the top 20 and I guess it only makes sense that he’d be hired to shoot the Kim Kardashian idiots for some magazine called “System”…that is supposed to be a racy as fuck shoot, but that I guess is only this picture for now, which as far as I’m concerned is racy as fuck, because this big is disgusting and this is teetering on obscene….

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2015

01

Jul

Kim Kardashian in Rolling Stone of the Day

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I hope the most exciting news today isn’t this picture of Kim Kardashian’s big cleavage for ROLLING STONE …a magazine that I know was very relevant for a long time…back when it was creating interesting content around actual bands..back in the 70s…but I guess like everything, the interent happened, and in keeping up with the internet, they need to cover what is popular and bullshit, like Kim Kardashian…

It’s like “Put that slag on the cover, she’s done nothing, but she’s been impregnanted by Kanye and he’s a musician, and she’s got tits, and people like her”..

It’s like “Why not get Terry to shoot her, he’s compelling, maybe we can get some of those Paper Magazine Hits”…

Only…with a lot more desperation and failure…

I mean fat chick in a push up bra…why the fuck would anyone care…oh right, cuz she’s pregnant, a fame whore, her stepdad wears a dress and her sisters are whores…and they have a TV show…

It’s safe to say, fuck these distractions from life, they aren’t even hot. Get over the Hip Hop hookers.

Here’s a video of her on how to take a bikini selfie…but she forgets to mention photoshop..and professional photographers…

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2015

29

Jun

Kim Kardashian’s Pregnant Shirt of the Day

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I know…that Kim Kardashian goes to bed every night laughing. Not because she just watched Kanye Singing Bohemian Rhapsody…but because she has mastered the art of the media…to make stupid money from the idiot public that follow her every move. She’s actually a genius marketer, her team genius, the whole thing a social experiment that makes me feel she knows the general public are idiots and each move strategic to generate buzz from the idiots…to make her more money…because there is no way she’s some idiot that this just happened to…it’s all calculated, and when done right…works…if being a rich shameless idiot is your goal…and it should be…because who cares if you’re hated when you are making a joke out of everything in the media, marketing, advertising, and internet…it’s like she’s GOD or something..

It’s a fucking joke..

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2015

03

Jun

Kim Kardashian’s See Through Outfit of the Day

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Kim Kardashian has announced that she is pregnant, so in typical Kim Kardashian mastery of the media, she’s decided to wear a totally inappropriate, possibly see through outfit for the paparazzi that her family has called and hired for this task, as she and really everyone in the family know how to mind fuck the masses, like they are cult leaders, but unfortunately, not the Jim Jones style cult where they all drink the fucking Koolaid, that wasn’t even Koolaid, but rather the generic brand, because cult’s don’t have the kind of luxuries the Kardashians have, even though in both instances, the reason they can afford anything is because of the spiritually lost people who buy into them…

That said, Kim Kardashian is the kind of whore who would strip 9 months pregnant and give birth on stage if the price was right…just a fucking peddling…pile of shit…

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2015

26

May

Kim Kardashian by Ellen Von Unwerth for Vogue Brazil of the Day

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Kim Kardashian did VOGUE…topless because VOUGE is a respectful fashion site and not some bootleg porn magazine that features topless porn chicks….well into their 30s…while fat and moms…and not actively releasing hardcore porn, but while maintaining the same morals and values of a porn chick, because they’ll whore themselves anyway they can…

If you don’t care about this and you shouldn’t because she’s garbage:

Then here’s a youtuber imitating Kim Kardashian

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2015

06

May

Kim Kardashian Nude from her Selfie Book of the Day

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As much as the world claims to hate on Kim Kardashian, I think she’s a perfect representation of the state of the world, at least in America…where everyone is so fucking self involved, narcissist, lazy people who feel entitled to have a life of luxury, all because they are content producers to a social media app, always trying to get that great pic with the most likes they can for validation, when none of that really matters..it is a vapid distraction…and I guess really a core part of humanity that before social media…we didn’t realize exists…

Now I don’t know if Kim is a Parody of this, or if she’s legit the figurehead for this…I just know she’s getting paid massive money..for basically being a fucking whore..

She’s not an artist, or a talent, or interesting…sure she’s probably nice enough, maybe even humble in her own life, because she has to be amazed by the scam they pulled off…maybe even feel guilty by the excess they have for no real tangible reason…

She’s a whore, in every sense of the word…but really commits to it…aggressively..even releasing an “art” book of Selies…because that’s what everyone thinks matters…

She’s the most powerful family in Hollywood….and they don’t even do anything in Hollywood…that’s so fucking weird…

You’d think she’d dispappear…and be oversaturated…but then just keeps posting her disgusting tits…that have started a movement of lookalikes…reminding us that we’re all fucking doomed…and should just kill ourselves now..

Either way, disgusting human tits…

I like how she tagged the pics like it’s the 90s, so that we all know where it is from, so that we never have to buy the stupid fucking book…I mean if you buy this book…you deserve to be taken out back and shot…just follow her on instagram that’s enough….stop supporting and giving this shit money.

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2015

04

May

Kim Kardashian Underwear Selfies of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is a fat, slob in every sense of the term…you know a victim of the American dream…all lazy, and greedy and disgusting on all levels…who’s only legacy is how to whore yourself to brands on all levels…all while being shameless to the world…and more importantly…to herself and her own person…not that she has a soul..because she sold that too…

I mean the only good she’s done….is teaching young girls is that a sex tape is all you need to win…even though it is not all you need to win and very few girls with sex tapes win…but as long sa they think that…I can jerk off to their videos and as long as I can jerk off to their vidoes…as long as they aren’t Kim K videos…I’m good…

That said, she posted these pics of herself that look like screenshots of outtakes of her getting piseed on by black dudes at an inner city BBall game…

If you don’t like that, here’s Kylie Jenner, the young one with the booty implants….in line to take the throne from this one…. Eating of the DAy

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If you don’t like that, here’s Kendall, the other young one with a tranny dad, on the model kick, getting into a car in wet bottoms

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2015

23

Apr

Kim Kardashian Earth Day Bullshit of the Day

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Her name is Kim Kardashian…you’ve probably heard of her, because she’s been labeled the most powerful woman in entertainment, which is an insane concept considering she is just a hooker porn slut who took a lot of black cock publicly…with a reality show…

She matters more than any of these vapid actresses who think they have talent…and in a lot of ways…I think that’s awesome.

Sure, I find her irritating, trashy, shameless, disgusting…unattractive, overrated…the devil…but the fact that she’s the most important person in pop culture gives this singers and actors and people who think they are trained or have talent a little fuck you…because no one cares you dancing monkey…we’re more into the bitch who exposes her life to the world….

Real life, even when scripted, is just more powerful than Sandra Bullock in Gravity…or whatever…and here she is being a whore on Earth Day…because as you know she’s the biggest human waste, pollutant, natural disaster due to the state of the world there is…and she’s got the titties to distract from that..

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2015

06

Mar

Kim Kardashian Nipples in a Mesh Shirt to Celebrate the Attention Her New Hair is Getting of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is a classy young lady pushing 40, who recently told the media she fucks Kanye 500 times a day because they are trying to have more babies…something that I wouldn’t put past her, and if her career went the route of porn, there would probably be video of it, and there probably is, because that pussy can handle 500 cocks, there is no doubt in my mind that pussy couldn’t handle all 500 cocks at the same time…it’s just that gaping…

So she dyed her hair blonde, looked silly but the people cared, because the people are silly….and decided to wear a Mesh shirt because she has massive tits…and they can help propel this nonsense that people care about even though she is garbage…and clearly so are all of you because you created her…and I hate you for that..but I don’t hate her for still showing her titties..because titties are fun….even when they are attached to a demon monster shitting on humanity…like this twat…

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2015

05

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Blonde Hair of the Day

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I can’t believe people are actually covering this story like it is news….

I can’t believe that Kim Kardashian is also milking this like it is news…

If the world cared about every time a pornstar got her hair done, we’d be in a horrible place in humanity…

Or maybe, this is a horrible place in Humanity…

It is a horrible place in Humanity, because if it wasn’t a horrible place in Humanity, no one would care about this pig of a woman…and if anything anyone with access to her wouldn’t fan out, they’d slay her like the porn dragon she is….

She is ruining society…and these hair stylists had an opportunity to end her, instead they took a pay check….because humanity sucks…

That’s why I like dogs, just not this dog….

Here are a bunch of what I call “Not Quite Kim Kardashians” who are clearly influenced by “Kim Kardashian”…because the world is doomed…

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