Kim Petras is some german pop singer who is having an UPSKIRT MOMENT as they call them…flashing what look like the thickest pair of underwear….

In the last three days, I’ve seen girls on the street, maybe the back to school college crowd, girls in JEAN shorts that were thinner fabric, exposing more pussy, that were worn as shorts and not under a skirt…and I don’t leave the house.

So I don’t consider his an actual upskirt. Unless there’s a pussy meat sandwich happening, this upskirt is not an upskirt…we are evolved as a people where we need LABIA to make an upskirt happen, otherwise it’s just some bitch in way too much protective clothing.

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