I love Kimberly Garner, no wait, I loved Kimberly Garner, back when she she followed me on twitter last week, before deciding she was too good for that…

You know that I wasn’t the kind of person she wanted to fall in love with over the internet, like this was a dating site, because I guess she’s snobby cunt, who think she’s more important than she actually is, and doesn’t realize she’s just fucking bottom feeding as hard as she can, while on some show in the UK no one cares about…

And all it is doing for her is increasing her value so that she can settle down with some Billionaire…just keep above the surface of irrelevant…

And she’s got a pretty fucking amazing body, and that doesn’t really change if I hate her, think she’s a garbage low grade cunt who I’d hate if she was just a little less non-existent than she is….

If anything, I’m doing this post for her as charity, because I feel bad she hasn’t officially made it like so many British reality stars before her….like….I don’t think any UK reality star has ever quite made it…but at least this one looks good doing it.

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Kimberly Garner is friends with the Nobody in a Bikini I just posted…they are on the same TV show in the UK that no one in America really cares about, but that I guess has scripted that they are in Los Angeles doing Los Angeles things because the people back home like to laugh at how vapid and useless Americans are…with their Hollywood nonsense that doesn’t matter….

Only unlike her scripted friend…the Nobody in a Bikini , Kimberly Garner is fucking amazing….

I am not just saying that because she favorited my TWEET, which is code for us getting married…or at least being cuddle buddies….

She posted this video of her hiking at Runyon, a place I’ve been a few times, and a place I would love to run into her at, so that I could either run into the woods and for…or maybe just ask her for an autograph with her vagina on my penis…

She’s pretty perfect, I want to marry her…asshole with my mouth….

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Kimberly Garner is a UK Reality Star, who is actually pretty hot and has managed to leverage her hotness into a brand of bikinis and some other bullshit that makes her more money that you, since the UK love these trashy hooker bitches, and buy into their nonsense…

Well it turns out she took a very important page out of the attention seeking low level celebrity book, and that’s pull your tit out for the paparazzi in a subtle way, because tits may just be tits, so no big deal, but websites love talking about them…even me…because…TITS>

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Kimberly Garner is good fun…straight from the slums of UK Reality TV…to the paparazzi camera as the “wind” blows up her dress and shows the world her ass…the “wind” that I assume was an industrial fan her team placed on the red carpet for all of us to see her ass…

I mean, that’s not to say that the wind doesn’t provide miracles like blowing up skirts every once in a while, I’ve seen it happen…I just don’t believe it when it happens to some low level reality star…crying for attention…but I do still look at it eagerly cuz it’s a thong people…a thong..OMG…who fucking cares…

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I don’t know why Kimberly Garner exists, but more importantly, I don’t know why her ass is so fucking awesome…I just know that I am a fan of her in all she does, even if it is fucking garbage, because love is unconditional and love is forever and love is all you need…and even if she gives me nothing in return but a heart full of emptiness, and wall to wall sadness to walk on while I cry, at least she’s doing it in a bikini that’s jacked up her ass and fun in ways I like to see bikinis cut….and my opinion matters…since I’ve been posting bikini pics daily since 2004…that makes me an expert on what works and what doesn’t….it’s like I am could be a bikini designer….but more perverted than the gay designers you know made this…

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Kimberly Garner is some UK slag who doesn’t fucking matter, but who obviously thinks she matters, because she is on some reality show in the UK, and probably up on some other Glamour model bullshit, as girls do, or maybe she just has a lot of instagram followers…there are just so many girls like this, who put themselves out there, and who are pulling all the tricks from skimpy bikinis, to topless on the beach, and the whole thing is funny, only because in the grand scheme of things, none of this really matters, but they want it so bad…but at the same time, it’s funny to watch because sluts on sluts on sluts makes for things to masturbate to…and a world without attention whores, even random ones from the UK is a world not worth living in…

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Kimberly Garner is some UK nobody. She’s on TV and I have a feeling no one gives a fuck about her even with that, but I could be wrong, I mean the UK is filled with pretty fucking trashy working class people as not everyone is the Royal Family, I’m talking toothless, fat, grey skinned potato eating chimney sweeping, factory workers all soot covered…living in a cold water flat that hasn’t been renovated since 1790 and they may have a thing for her the one person from the UK who can tan. It may be the only thing they look forward to after a horrible long day at the bangers and mash factory…

All I know is that I love bikini pics, on any person in a bikini, she hardly has to be famous, hell I’ve probably jerked off to more random girl and their vacation pics, because half half naked is better than clothed, and in the UK, not looking grey, diabetic and toothless…which is probably why this bid is being we’re looking at these pics here today…

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I still don’t care who Kimberly Garner is…and I probably never will. But I don’t mind looking at pictures of her posing in the park in what looks like a one piece bathing suit because she’s the only girl in the UK who is not insulin resistant and who doesn’t gain wait from a diet of potatoes and bread. You know so she didn’t grow into a dumpy pile of shit of a woman, at least not in looks, and more importantly, she’s one of the chosen few who still has her teeth, probably from fucking the one dentist in town to help her make it to this level of stardom…

If you don’t know who Kimberly Garner is, she’s on some UK reality TV shit, if you don’t care who Kimberly Garner is but like all skinny girls in revealing clothes…like me watching the 6 foot tall 100 pound goddess awkwardly dance in a low cut shirt all night…follow the link.

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Who the fuck is Kimberly Garner and why do I want to sing her love songs outside her house until she calls the police because we’ve never met and that kind of thing is frowned upon in this society that is void of romance, or taking what you want.

Well apparently she’s from the UK, but I don’t believe it, because she doesn’t look like a potato eating troll with no teeth, all grey skinned and full of warts, like most girls from the UK….in fact, she’s long and lean and lovely, especially when modeling bikinis…

I’ve POSTED ABOUT HER BEFORE …and I’ll do it again…just as soon as I stop planning our surprise wedding….she’s good.

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Kimberly Garner is miracle, because despite being from the UK, she’s not a fucking grey skinned, working class gremlin you can’t feed after midnight…..like most of the women from the UK…I mean other than the busty, trashcan Glamour models…who I guess are the “sex appeal” the UK has to offer….but instead, she’s got a cute little beach body…that is being used for some campaign in barbados…while rockin’ a cameltoe cuz I guess that vagina is hungry and ready to eat up anything that comes its way…as long as it offers her a ladder wrung to climb…

She posted the pic to twitter….and I approve.

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