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2017

17

Jul

Kimberly Garner in Bikini of the Day

Kimberly Garner is some reality show trash from the UK, but her ass is amazing and that’s all that matters…

That’s a skinny girl with a tight ass you can chip a tooth on, you know the kind of ass you’d want girls in bikinis to have, in this lazy world of sit on your ass and do nothing but eat processed food world we live in…cellulite ridden pigs everywhere, even on what would have beeen a skinny chick if she wasn’t so fucking addicted to sugar….but luckily some girls are eager enough to find a rich guy to take them to yachts and know fit ass is the key to that…

This is good bikini…

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2016

08

Sep

Kimberly Garner Ass Flash of the Day

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Kimberly Garner once followed me on twitter for a day or two before realizing that I am an evil person who makes fun of her kind of fame whore from the UK reality star trying to make it in America..

In fact…I make fun of all fame whore…no matter how hot they are…because they whole industry they are trying to be a part of is ridiculous…

The content, the lifestyle, the fact people watch these people like they are something special, the off shoot businesses based on celebrity and all the money floating around such a vapid and mindless experience…is hilarious….

Not that Kimberly Garner’s got any of that, she’s just out there trying to milk the low level no one cares about that she does have..and she’s doing it via ass flashes…

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2016

22

Feb

Kimberly Garner’s Amazing Bikini Body of the Day

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Kimberly Garner is some no name reality star from the UK reality show circuit, which means she’s really a no name, but I say, with a body like this, she doesn’t need a name, she just needs to be stared at…it’s practically perfect and confusing because my idea from women in the UK is far more trashy than this, much fatter and toothless and the hot ones look like 90s strippers….

I guess the highlight of Kimberly Garner for me, is that she followed me on social media before, for a few days, before probably reading me call her out for being some vapid cunt, but with that body, a cunt I’d love to fill vapid up….with my fingers, or mouth, or anything really…

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2015

02

Sep

Kimberly Garner’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Kimberly Garner is some reality star from the UK, who has been able to use the paparazzi to make her low level relevant..

I like to think her claim to fame was when she followed me on twitter or instagram or some shit…before realizing that I wasn’t someone she wanted as a friend because I’ve said things like :

” her Inner thighs, in all their fuzzy glory, are the gateway to her soul….a soul that she can thank for whatever successes she has….and by soul I mean her pussys…and by success I mean rich dudes willing to fuck her…”

But I guess her real claim to fame is this body…it’s like she’s a total nobody, at least in North America, but in a bikini, people care…and by people I mean perverts who like girls with bodies like this…

I mean if you’ve ever met British women, in all their brown teeth face rot, you’ll understand how this one got on TV…

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2015

24

Jul

Kimberly Garner in a Bikini…of the Day

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Kimberly Garner is in a bikini… who is Kimberly Garner? Who cares…she’s in a bikini, working the paparazzi, so that people look her up, or remember that she was on some UK TV show…and who at one point in time was desperate enough to follow me on Twitter, so that I’d notice her, and if that’s not bottom feeding, it’s even lower grade than that….but it’s fucking bottom feeding. off the bottom feeding..then she blocked me…because that’s what cunts like this do. They are out for themselves…using you as far as they can, so jerk off to her and forget her name..because we can’t feed into this..

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2015

14

Apr

Kimberly Garner in a Racist Native American Bikini Shoot of the Day

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Kimberly Garner once followed me on twitter for a day or two before realizing that I am an evil person who makes fun of her kind of fame whore from the UK reality star trying to make it in America..

In fact…I make fun of all fame whore…no matter how hot they are…because they whole industry and their worth is pretty ridiculous…

So she unfollowed me, but apparently, the real asshole around here is her…at least based on this tribal photoshoot that must be seen as racist as fuck…or should be…

But maybe that’s her angle to get people to talk about her…you know how these idiots are…anything to get noticed…except she hasn’t done a sex tape yet…which probably would have been a better look…at least to jerk off to…unless you have a Indian Cheif fetish..that I assume you do…

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2015

25

Mar

Kimberly Garner Shitty Upskirt of the Day

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The highlight of Kimberly Garner’s career was when she followed me on social media…only to realize that was a bad idea…leaving me blocked and alone, and her with a work visa, living in LA, trying to make it in America, and using stunts like panty flashes and upskirts to get some attention her attention seeking way, because that’s how it is done, especially when the only thing good about you is your hot body….which I guess she’s figured out…

Who cares about Kimberly Garner, care about the wind, nature’s pervert, blowing up her skirt, like god was a grabby drunk guy…tyring to see her asshole…

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2014

25

Dec

Kimberly Garner Christmas Whore of the Day

Kimberly Garner is some UK reality show bottom feeder, hence the Christmas themed half naked pictures she’s posting on the internet.

I don’t even know what show she’s on, because I don’t care, I just know I’ve seen her in the paparazzi and she’s hot as fuck, and I also know that she used to follow me on Twitter and/or instagram, becaue I am relevant to the most desperate bottom feeders, but she doesn’t follow me anymore, which I guess means we broke up, but the nice thing about break ups is that I can still jerk off to her pics…if they were more of a sex tape than a shitty bikini selfie…

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2014

05

Aug

Top 10 Kimberly Garner Rockin’ Side Tit of the Day

The highlight of my life – you know the moment I thought I peaked but didn’t realize I peaked until it was too late – was when Kimberly Garner, an unknown UK scripted reality star, with one of the hottest bikini bodies I’ve seen, especially considering it is out of the UK, where most girls are Grey Skinned and shaped like a doughy potato, or like some trashcan stripper with absurd sized fake tits…giving her bonus points or some leniency when it comes to her bikini body…

Then she took it all away from me…by unfollowing me – reminding me that I am not relevant, important, or ever going to have her sit on my face…

The good news is that I’ll deal, there are a million other girls who don’t want to sit on my face, even really ugly ones, for me to forget exist until side tit at red carpet events happen…and I am reminded of the day they broke my soul…for about 3 minutes before remembering that I don’t have a soul…

Here are some pics of her tit, because I am not petty and I will celebrate what was and not pretend we never existed as one cohesive unit for about an hour…through the internet…

Here she is dressed for Prom….at some Premiere she got invited to cuz she made the “barely famous enough, but just famous enough” cut.

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2014

23

May

Kimberly Garner Milking Cannes Like a Bottom Feeding Cow of the Day

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I love Kimberly Garner, no wait, I loved Kimberly Garner, back when she she followed me on twitter last week, before deciding she was too good for that…

You know that I wasn’t the kind of person she wanted to fall in love with over the internet, like this was a dating site, because I guess she’s snobby cunt, who think she’s more important than she actually is, and doesn’t realize she’s just fucking bottom feeding as hard as she can, while on some show in the UK no one cares about…

And all it is doing for her is increasing her value so that she can settle down with some Billionaire…just keep above the surface of irrelevant…

And she’s got a pretty fucking amazing body, and that doesn’t really change if I hate her, think she’s a garbage low grade cunt who I’d hate if she was just a little less non-existent than she is….

If anything, I’m doing this post for her as charity, because I feel bad she hasn’t officially made it like so many British reality stars before her….like….I don’t think any UK reality star has ever quite made it…but at least this one looks good doing it.

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2014

07

May

Kimberly Garner’s Skinny Ass Does Runyon of the Day

Kimberly Garner is friends with the Nobody in a Bikini I just posted…they are on the same TV show in the UK that no one in America really cares about, but that I guess has scripted that they are in Los Angeles doing Los Angeles things because the people back home like to laugh at how vapid and useless Americans are…with their Hollywood nonsense that doesn’t matter….

Only unlike her scripted friend…the Nobody in a Bikini , Kimberly Garner is fucking amazing….

I am not just saying that because she favorited my TWEET, which is code for us getting married…or at least being cuddle buddies….

She posted this video of her hiking at Runyon, a place I’ve been a few times, and a place I would love to run into her at, so that I could either run into the woods and for…or maybe just ask her for an autograph with her vagina on my penis…

She’s pretty perfect, I want to marry her…asshole with my mouth….

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2014

31

Mar

Kimberly Garner Tit Slip of the Day

Kimberly Garner is a UK Reality Star, who is actually pretty hot and has managed to leverage her hotness into a brand of bikinis and some other bullshit that makes her more money that you, since the UK love these trashy hooker bitches, and buy into their nonsense…

Well it turns out she took a very important page out of the attention seeking low level celebrity book, and that’s pull your tit out for the paparazzi in a subtle way, because tits may just be tits, so no big deal, but websites love talking about them…even me…because…TITS>

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2014

21

Feb

Kimberly Garner Flashes Her Thong of the Day

Kimberly Garner is good fun…straight from the slums of UK Reality TV…to the paparazzi camera as the “wind” blows up her dress and shows the world her ass…the “wind” that I assume was an industrial fan her team placed on the red carpet for all of us to see her ass…

I mean, that’s not to say that the wind doesn’t provide miracles like blowing up skirts every once in a while, I’ve seen it happen…I just don’t believe it when it happens to some low level reality star…crying for attention…but I do still look at it eagerly cuz it’s a thong people…a thong..OMG…who fucking cares…

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2013

26

Sep

Kimberly Garner Hot Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t know why Kimberly Garner exists, but more importantly, I don’t know why her ass is so fucking awesome…I just know that I am a fan of her in all she does, even if it is fucking garbage, because love is unconditional and love is forever and love is all you need…and even if she gives me nothing in return but a heart full of emptiness, and wall to wall sadness to walk on while I cry, at least she’s doing it in a bikini that’s jacked up her ass and fun in ways I like to see bikinis cut….and my opinion matters…since I’ve been posting bikini pics daily since 2004…that makes me an expert on what works and what doesn’t….it’s like I am could be a bikini designer….but more perverted than the gay designers you know made this…

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2013

03

Sep

Some UK Slag Kimberly Garner Thong Bikini of the Day

Kimberly Garner is some UK slag who doesn’t fucking matter, but who obviously thinks she matters, because she is on some reality show in the UK, and probably up on some other Glamour model bullshit, as girls do, or maybe she just has a lot of instagram followers…there are just so many girls like this, who put themselves out there, and who are pulling all the tricks from skimpy bikinis, to topless on the beach, and the whole thing is funny, only because in the grand scheme of things, none of this really matters, but they want it so bad…but at the same time, it’s funny to watch because sluts on sluts on sluts makes for things to masturbate to…and a world without attention whores, even random ones from the UK is a world not worth living in…


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