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2018

02

Jan

Kimberley Garner In a Bikini of the Day

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Kimberly, or Kimmy, as she likes to be called in the sexual fantasy I have of her sitting on my face with that fit ass, so that I don’t have to stare at her acne scars, is a reality star from the UK, who I think deserves so much more credit that being some hot body on a reality show, because she has the potential to be so much more, like the hot body on instagram along with all the other hot bodies who take dramatic pictures of themselves on social media in “epic” locations – who call themselves influencers and travel bloggers to divert from the fact that they are just half naked clickbait…

I mean I guess what I am saying is that Kim Garner, or Kimmy as she likes to be called in my sexual fantasies, is doing all she needs to be doing as a hot chick in a bikini…

Interesting enough – she’s not even that big on instagram despite her hot fit ass…how weird.

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2017

17

Jul

Kimberly Garner in Bikini of the Day

Kimberly Garner is some reality show trash from the UK, but her ass is amazing and that’s all that matters…

That’s a skinny girl with a tight ass you can chip a tooth on, you know the kind of ass you’d want girls in bikinis to have, in this lazy world of sit on your ass and do nothing but eat processed food world we live in…cellulite ridden pigs everywhere, even on what would have beeen a skinny chick if she wasn’t so fucking addicted to sugar….but luckily some girls are eager enough to find a rich guy to take them to yachts and know fit ass is the key to that…

This is good bikini…

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2016

08

Sep

Kimberly Garner Ass Flash of the Day

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Kimberly Garner once followed me on twitter for a day or two before realizing that I am an evil person who makes fun of her kind of fame whore from the UK reality star trying to make it in America..

In fact…I make fun of all fame whore…no matter how hot they are…because they whole industry they are trying to be a part of is ridiculous…

The content, the lifestyle, the fact people watch these people like they are something special, the off shoot businesses based on celebrity and all the money floating around such a vapid and mindless experience…is hilarious….

Not that Kimberly Garner’s got any of that, she’s just out there trying to milk the low level no one cares about that she does have..and she’s doing it via ass flashes…

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2016

22

Feb

Kimberly Garner’s Amazing Bikini Body of the Day

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Kimberly Garner is some no name reality star from the UK reality show circuit, which means she’s really a no name, but I say, with a body like this, she doesn’t need a name, she just needs to be stared at…it’s practically perfect and confusing because my idea from women in the UK is far more trashy than this, much fatter and toothless and the hot ones look like 90s strippers….

I guess the highlight of Kimberly Garner for me, is that she followed me on social media before, for a few days, before probably reading me call her out for being some vapid cunt, but with that body, a cunt I’d love to fill vapid up….with my fingers, or mouth, or anything really…

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2015

02

Sep

Kimberly Garner’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Kimberly Garner is some reality star from the UK, who has been able to use the paparazzi to make her low level relevant..

I like to think her claim to fame was when she followed me on twitter or instagram or some shit…before realizing that I wasn’t someone she wanted as a friend because I’ve said things like :

” her Inner thighs, in all their fuzzy glory, are the gateway to her soul….a soul that she can thank for whatever successes she has….and by soul I mean her pussys…and by success I mean rich dudes willing to fuck her…”

But I guess her real claim to fame is this body…it’s like she’s a total nobody, at least in North America, but in a bikini, people care…and by people I mean perverts who like girls with bodies like this…

I mean if you’ve ever met British women, in all their brown teeth face rot, you’ll understand how this one got on TV…

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2015

24

Jul

Kimberly Garner in a Bikini…of the Day

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Kimberly Garner is in a bikini… who is Kimberly Garner? Who cares…she’s in a bikini, working the paparazzi, so that people look her up, or remember that she was on some UK TV show…and who at one point in time was desperate enough to follow me on Twitter, so that I’d notice her, and if that’s not bottom feeding, it’s even lower grade than that….but it’s fucking bottom feeding. off the bottom feeding..then she blocked me…because that’s what cunts like this do. They are out for themselves…using you as far as they can, so jerk off to her and forget her name..because we can’t feed into this..

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2015

14

Apr

Kimberly Garner in a Racist Native American Bikini Shoot of the Day

Kimberley Garner Wears Controversial Native American Headdress During Bikini Shoot

Kimberly Garner once followed me on twitter for a day or two before realizing that I am an evil person who makes fun of her kind of fame whore from the UK reality star trying to make it in America..

In fact…I make fun of all fame whore…no matter how hot they are…because they whole industry and their worth is pretty ridiculous…

So she unfollowed me, but apparently, the real asshole around here is her…at least based on this tribal photoshoot that must be seen as racist as fuck…or should be…

But maybe that’s her angle to get people to talk about her…you know how these idiots are…anything to get noticed…except she hasn’t done a sex tape yet…which probably would have been a better look…at least to jerk off to…unless you have a Indian Cheif fetish..that I assume you do…

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2015

25

Mar

Kimberly Garner Shitty Upskirt of the Day

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The highlight of Kimberly Garner’s career was when she followed me on social media…only to realize that was a bad idea…leaving me blocked and alone, and her with a work visa, living in LA, trying to make it in America, and using stunts like panty flashes and upskirts to get some attention her attention seeking way, because that’s how it is done, especially when the only thing good about you is your hot body….which I guess she’s figured out…

Who cares about Kimberly Garner, care about the wind, nature’s pervert, blowing up her skirt, like god was a grabby drunk guy…tyring to see her asshole…

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2014

25

Dec

Kimberly Garner Christmas Whore of the Day

Kimberly Garner is some UK reality show bottom feeder, hence the Christmas themed half naked pictures she’s posting on the internet.

I don’t even know what show she’s on, because I don’t care, I just know I’ve seen her in the paparazzi and she’s hot as fuck, and I also know that she used to follow me on Twitter and/or instagram, becaue I am relevant to the most desperate bottom feeders, but she doesn’t follow me anymore, which I guess means we broke up, but the nice thing about break ups is that I can still jerk off to her pics…if they were more of a sex tape than a shitty bikini selfie…

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2014

05

Aug

Top 10 Kimberly Garner Rockin’ Side Tit of the Day

The highlight of my life – you know the moment I thought I peaked but didn’t realize I peaked until it was too late – was when Kimberly Garner, an unknown UK scripted reality star, with one of the hottest bikini bodies I’ve seen, especially considering it is out of the UK, where most girls are Grey Skinned and shaped like a doughy potato, or like some trashcan stripper with absurd sized fake tits…giving her bonus points or some leniency when it comes to her bikini body…

Then she took it all away from me…by unfollowing me – reminding me that I am not relevant, important, or ever going to have her sit on my face…

The good news is that I’ll deal, there are a million other girls who don’t want to sit on my face, even really ugly ones, for me to forget exist until side tit at red carpet events happen…and I am reminded of the day they broke my soul…for about 3 minutes before remembering that I don’t have a soul…

Here are some pics of her tit, because I am not petty and I will celebrate what was and not pretend we never existed as one cohesive unit for about an hour…through the internet…

Here she is dressed for Prom….at some Premiere she got invited to cuz she made the “barely famous enough, but just famous enough” cut.

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