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2017

01

Feb

Kris Jenner Getting a Creepy Massage from her Boyfriend Of the Day

I don’t follow the devil family – at least if I don’t have to – because they are the fucking worst…

But while the Jenner dad is becoming a mom thanks to years of emasculation, and jealousy of all the attention the girls get, while he’s supposed to be the celebrated one…he’s the Olympian….

The mom, at 100 years old, but age doesn’t matter for demons, they fucking live forever, has found this dude named Corey Gamble, who is 33 and who rails the fuck out of her like some sort of houseboy, rentboy, hired hand…because she’s calculating, has more money than god, and has finally let black cock in her since OJ…..

Kylie Jenner posted this snapchat of him rubbing the mom’s feet, at first I assumed it was Kylie’s feet and I just haven’t seen such a well behaved because he gets paid bitch…willing to fuck an old lady…probably really fucking violently because she’s this power hungry freak who needs to be mistreated to get off….the mail sugar baby…not trying to screw shit up…and it is fascinating…but not as fascinating as Kris Jenner’s feet.

Creepy shit…

Here’s Kylie Being a Whore to compensate for the black lives matter movement happening in the entire family’s cunt…cunt that eats pants that are too damn small for her…because that’s how she makes it all work…

Here she is in Costa Rica doing a fake photoshoot for bullshit

Here’s Kendall’s nipple for instagram….because why the fuck not…

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How about some Kourtney Kardashian mom ass that has been brazilian lifted getting extra support from a balcony to give her the booty shape she thinks is hot…a fucking balcony…is a lot of support…

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Garbage humans…that I would argue aren’t human…

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2014

15

Dec

Kris Jenner Does Christmas of the Day

We should have known that when Kendall Jenner did this Love Magazine publicity stunt, where she got spanked by Santa…in efforts to whore herself out in a creative way…so that her family can have another generation of being a whore…

You know it started in the 80s with a gold digger with a dream, who sugar babied a lawyer and shat out a bunch of twats, who lived the most obnoxious of lives, thanks to the 80s rich being tacky as fuck…before seeing their neighbor and friend profit from a sex tape, only to design a sex tape of their own, for the daughter who was the most in the scene, to next level everything, play the victim card, and fucking win…I mean fucking for money is a family tradition…and bitch was fucking brother’s for free anyway…might as well make it work…and make it work they did…

So I guess…when she can get a taste of the glory she wanted for herself, instead of just living off her kids she’s exploited to fill that void, she takes it and if I was THE LOVE MAGAZINE ADVENT CALENDAR , I would have used her too…there is no way this won’t go Viral…not because it is hot…but because it is pathetic…

Posted in:Kris Jenner

2013

16

Sep

Kris Jenner is Showcases the Flaw in Social Media of the Day

The flaw in social media is that a devil hooker who sells her kids off for her own personal gold digging fame….can post half naked bikini pics of herself…even if it is something no one really wants to see because she is the vagina that shat out some of the worst fucking humans to grace the earth…even if their pay check tells a different story…

Now that’s not to say she looks bad for a 100 year old…I mean it’s just to say that I would totally K-Fed her if that damn menopause wasn’t standing int he way….

Remember…this is either photoshopped or proof that she’s a demon sent from hell trying to win us over…

Stop masturbating to this…seriously…it’s weird….

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2012

19

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Mom’s Vintage Topless Pregnant Erotic of the Day

Here is a picture of a younger Kris Jenner, the mom of Kim Kardashian and the other Kardashians, who has used her vagina for personal gain, since getting knocked up by a rich guy with the first one, before living the life of a rich vapid LA housewife cunt through the 80s, when she realized that her vagina can produce gold, to which she started training her garbage children to learn how to suck dick, while she sucked dick to get the connections needed to launch the family as a brand….that makes over 100,000,000 dollars a year….with a launch platform that started with Kris Jenner’s master plan of being the leech on Paris Hilton’s herpes scab, so people would see her, before releasing a porno starring her own fucking daughter, to take it up a notch….

She is the evil mastermind, and here she is whoring herself out, like she probably wished she did on camera when she was in her 20s, since now the only sex appeal she has is to lesbians, or gay men who think she’s a dainty man….

All I see is evil…this is the devil’s work….the fall of society but I’m posting it anyway…cuz vintage pregnant erotica, although not hot at all, has huge diaper like underwear…and that makes it fun to look at.

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2012

17

Jan

Kris Jenner Assassination Fail of the Day

My good friend over at NOTSOMEBODY, who lives in LA and who I’ve been trying to brainwash into becoming a celebrity serial killer/rapist/ with a video camera….but who never goes through it it no matter how I try…has let me down yet again…this time he was at the Lakers game sitting behind that Jenner devil….the brain and uterus behind those Kardashian and Jenner demons that pollute our lives…even if it is just for another few months…..She was with her womanly homosexual husband bitch…..and motherfucker didn’t choke the bitch out….or even spit in her cunt fact like the whore she fucking is…and that depresses me…this is one of the most disappointing posts I’ve ever put up…..


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