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2020

24

Aug

Kristen Wiig Nasty in a Photoshoot of the Day

This is a keep your damn pants on situation….of why the fuck do we need to take this empowering so seriously that we give every motherfucker the damn chance to get naked or half naked in a photoshoot…even ugly SNL cast members…..not that I watch SNL and haven’t since the 90s, I hate that shitty fucking comedy…

Can’t some people just accept that they are old and disgusting looking despite all the positive feedback and money they get paid in the industry because someone confused them as talented.

This is some Celine Dion looking, skeletor looking, weirdness that doesn’t need to be out here pantsless…unless that’s just part of her comedy act, on some Andy Kauffman trolling level of “look at me doing some bullshit attempt at modelling”…

All these people suck, but at least when they are hot, we can find some value in them….but there are Kristen WIIG fans out there, they think she’s funny, not awkward and annoying, and hopefully they aren’t into her for sexually reasons, because jerking off to this shoot is as weird in concept as it is in practice…..what, you don’t expect me to test out the material before posting it. You crazy.

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2015

29

Apr

Kristen Wiig Full Frontal of the Day

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I have never done a Kristen Wiig post before, in fact I am so out of the loop on pop culture and anything that doens’t involve instagram models…or “it girls” who don’t actually do anything of importance, that I don’t bother with the non so hot girls that don’t do anything of importance…unless you are of the popular belief that being a funny person on TV an shitty movies is of importance…because a good funny movie can inspire a suicidal fuck to stay alive another day…while a bad funny movie people think is a good funny movie can push a motherfucker who realizes how idiotic the fucking world is…to commit suicide…

Well, apparently she’s naked in a movie and as it turns out, I fucking love bush and all things with bush, and that in and of itself is the only reason or enough of a reason to talk about this..

It’s like I don’t know you, but I want to braid my face to your pussy you not so hot but hair enough to hide your meaty cunt pile of amazing…but not so amazing, I just think you’re amazing, thanks to bush…cuz I love bush…

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2011

21

Nov

Kristen Wiig In Lingerie for GQ of the Day

GQ did a feature called the Men of the Year….Sadly I wasn’t featured because I get no respect, I no mainstream appeal, I pretty much don’t exist, I don’t even get emails, etc.

To do their best to make it as non gay as possible, because if we’re reading articles abou the best men of the year, we need some tits peppered in the shit, so that it doesn’t make readers feel homo….

For the John Hamm Men of the Year profile, they got Kristen Wiig, the writer and star of Bridesmaid into some lingerie….

Not entirely hot, but I figured I’d post it anyway, even though GQ doesn’t pay me, but should.

Next time there should be less lingerie and more – on all fours.

Via GQ

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