Kylie Minogue is still alive….the breast cancer didn’t kill her…but it did kill her titties and that’s too bad…

I will never laugh at breast cancer like I laugh at anal cancer even though I may have anal cancer despite never being queer unless it is just hemorrhoids….either way I don’t laugh at breast cancer because breast cancer fucking sucks.

I don’t mean that in some “I lost a loved one to breast cancer and now I am an activist for it” because I don’t have loved ones so that could NEVER happen…

I mean it because I fucking love titties and for a disease to target titties and kill titties and their host bodies is horrible…probably one of man’s greatest enemies…TITTY cancer…that will leave us all titty fucking some blow up doll prosthetic titties cuz all the good titties will be amputated at puberty to preserve the human race dude to the toxins we filled our food, water and air with…all so that we an have convenient civilized lives of stuff, debt, stress, where we spend 40 hours a week working to barely make it…instead of just staying in the fucking woods nad living off the land like we should have…

EITHER WAY…Kylie Minogue topless is not all that great because it reminds us of titty cancer…our enemy…but it’s amazing that a woman who has been in all of our lives since she was a teen idol in the 80s…is still fucking half naked on the internet 35 years later….almost impressive cuz she doesn’t look as terrifying as Madonna.

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There are very few female celebrities and pop stars that are 100 years old and still capable of being jerked off to…

Take Cher, Madonna and all the other 60 – 80 year old women who sexualize themselves their entire careers, because they know they are talentless cunts…who need to rely on their physically appearance and sexuality to get paid…

One of those, girls can’t make it in the world unless guys can jerk off to them, pretending to be powerful women who offer young girls inspiration….but who are really just half naked in lingerie at 100….

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