I guess it makes sense that she’d be in a one-piece, with being 90 and all.

I respect that unlike other 90 year old bitches who have even a worse body than Kylie the Cancer survivor, she’s in the one piece…rather than half naked in a bikini….not that I mind anyone in a bikini…I just think at a certain age, the classy thing to do is never even think about putting one on…

I get it, old bitches like competing with young bitches, usually their daughters, to feel like they still got it…but there’s really no contest, and even if they are fit, they really always come in second…so deal with the awkward tan lines…take the high road…and remember your bikini days are behind you….and now all you have to look forward to is death.

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Kylie Minogue posted this stupid picture of her slapping her own ass, in what I call Technology making triplet fantasies come true for those bitches who aren’t triplets but who you wish were, except there’s not enough eating herself out or fucking herself with a strap on to really make it count…remember it’s not incest if you’re from the same litter, it’s masturbation and it is definitely not incest if you were photoshopped to look this way….

Boring, I know. Posting it anyway. Deal.

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It’s nice to see that cancer didn’t get Kylie Minogue down…unless it was just a publicity stunt to justify why her pop albums were awkward….seeing as she was in her 40s…pretending it was still the fucking locomotion….

When it doubt blame it on cancer…I mean it’s something I’ve been doing for years in efforts to get free meals at restaurants….free movies…and free trips to Disneyland….

But cancer or not…she’s a survivor…and more importantly a patriotic as she’s doing her country like it was a record exec in the 80s before she got her first deal….rocking this Australia flag in her Australia Day pics….like it was a cumshot….

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I am confused by the fact that Kylie Minogue has a 2013 Calendar…I am going to assume it is for some breast cancer charity bulllshit she is involved in…because she survived breast cancer…and fighting breast cancer is a charity I support..because I like titties….even when they are fake….

I am even more confused by the fact that I want to masturbate all over each and every month in it…

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I don’t know if this is for a Breast Cancer campaign – since she had breast cancer – or if this is a midlife crisis that makes her want to get involved in some artsy half naked shit cuz it makes her feel like she’s doing something substantial…and really I don’t care…I’m just glad it happened.

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Here are some screenshots of some Kylie Minogue showing off her ass crack for what I assume is fashion because if you havenn’t been reading the site for the last 8 years…you may not be aware of this…but fashion turns girls into sluts…it makes them do all the half naked slutty things that they won’t do when you ask them like this: “put on this assless dress and walk up those stairs while I jerk off to your little ass you washed up popstar from the 80s….do the locomotion on my dick”….

That’s why we all love fashion.

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I guess when you get your titties cut off for cancer you’re left with limited organs to use to seduce the paparazzi and generate volume with…she’s gone back to the ever reliable vagina…the same vagina that got her a career in the first place….trying to flash it in the back of her car….for pretty much no one to see cuz the paparazzi fucking suck…or maybe I’m just making stories up and this is all some kind of accident….well guess what people…I don’t believe in accidents…

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Breast Cancer is the single worst enemy to man kind, it’s worse than terrorism, it’s worst than poverty, it’s worse than aids and heart disease….It kills fucking titties…so if you think girls getting their breasts amputated, only to have free implants installed in their place, after months or years of suffering, and often times death, is a bad thing…and if you don’t you’re just a fucking inhumane sick fuck….you’ll appreciate these pics of survivor Kylie Minogue looking amazing in a low cut top….alll old yet tight…like it was still ’89….

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I’d like to take this short bit of time out of my day to recognize Kylie Minogue’s breast and the heroic battle it went on, fighing cancer breast tissue to breast tissue, a story of meeting adversity and overcoming all odds, coming out alive, the Survival tit….I’d love to option the movie and give James Franco the role of the nipple, since he’s good at the hero shit after the whole 127 hour shit…. assuming this is her real tit and not a breast cancer survivor implant, in which case I take it all back….but will still post the pics…cuz staring at tit is staring at tit…and that’s good enough for me…

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Here’s some Kylie Minogue in some weird Star Wars Roman Empire looking costume that I assume some of you nerd virgin losers are into. You know Sci/Fi fantasy shit…that brings back memories of you fisting yourself to Kid Icarus as you tried to save the world from evil while everyone else you knew was out hanging with their friends on the weekend and not sitting at home with their mom eating oreos while taking breaks from their Nintendo…

I’m posting it to show that breast cancer doesn’t slow a bitch down or rob her of her feminity and sex appeal, bitch can hustle her old lady shit in a way that makes me want to knock her up….or at least try.

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