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2007

30

Oct

I am – Kylie and Danni Minogue at Some Event Together of the Day

I was just taking a shit, and by shit I mean I was just uploading these Kylie and Danni Minogue pictures, that were just as painful as taking a shit, yes it hurts when I shit, but that’s just because my liver is shot and apparently it’s got some pretty integral role in shitting almost as integral as Kylie’s tits had in making her famous. Too bad they’ve left the building like Elvis, but not because of a drug overdose….it was cancer. No cancer isn’t funny, even when it happens to an asshole boss who deserves it, but breast implants are, they are like toys for adults.

I love seeing these plastic surgery bitches on the street, I am not talking post cancer implants like Kylie, I am talking rich breast implanted mom’s who’s husbands made them do it because it was always their fantasy and now that they have money and a woman dependent on their lifestyle, their reality, because when a bitch goes under the knife for you, you know you pretty much own her.

I always like asking girls I know with implants if they will have my baby, not because I want them to actually have my baby, because I don’t think my sperm can handle impregnating much more than my testicles and they are having a hard enough time just doing that, but when they respond by saying no, because no one wants my baby, I like to follow up with asking if they think the baby will look more like they look now or more like how they looked before the plastic surgery, because seeing a baby with big implants would be awkward, especially when it stats breast feeding itself.

Related Posts:

Kylie Minogue’s 2008 Lame Calendar
Danni Minogue Getting Tight With a Girl
Kylie’s Breast Implants
Danni Minogue’s Lap Dance

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2007

23

Oct

I am – Kylie Minogue’s 2008 Calendar of the Day

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If boring calendar’s are your thing, than Kylie’s working for you. This is her 2008 Calendar and I fell asleep while downloading the pictures because they fucking suck, but I could have fallen asleep because I am drinking during the day again and feeling a little like taking a nap so that I can drink more in a few hours.

I guess the point of all this is whether this shit is lining her pockets or if the proceeds are going to breast cancer research because usually when people get a disease, they suddenly become ambassadors to their cause and harass everyone they know to donate money to it, which is fucking annoying because it’s hard to tell someone who almost died that you don’t want to give them money especially when before they had the disease they’d always complain about their friends who would ask them for money or would slam the door in my face when I’d go door to door with a can asking for donations to the Jesus Martinez Fund, I guess that’s one of the reasons why I don’t have any friends because it’s less responsibility.

Related Posts:

Kylie Minogue Topless in St Tropez
Kylie Minogue’s Photoshoot Ass
Kylie Minogue’s Breasts in a Kite Pictures
Dani Minogue’s Lapdance Video Stills

Posted in:2008|Breast Cancer|Calendar|Kylie Minogue|Unsorted

2007

23

Oct

I am – Kylie Minogue's 2008 Calendar of the Day

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If boring calendar’s are your thing, than Kylie’s working for you. This is her 2008 Calendar and I fell asleep while downloading the pictures because they fucking suck, but I could have fallen asleep because I am drinking during the day again and feeling a little like taking a nap so that I can drink more in a few hours.

I guess the point of all this is whether this shit is lining her pockets or if the proceeds are going to breast cancer research because usually when people get a disease, they suddenly become ambassadors to their cause and harass everyone they know to donate money to it, which is fucking annoying because it’s hard to tell someone who almost died that you don’t want to give them money especially when before they had the disease they’d always complain about their friends who would ask them for money or would slam the door in my face when I’d go door to door with a can asking for donations to the Jesus Martinez Fund, I guess that’s one of the reasons why I don’t have any friends because it’s less responsibility.

Related Posts:

Kylie Minogue Topless in St Tropez
Kylie Minogue’s Photoshoot Ass
Kylie Minogue’s Breasts in a Kite Pictures
Dani Minogue’s Lapdance Video Stills

Posted in:2008|Breast Cancer|Calendar|Kylie Minogue|Unsorted

2007

27

Aug

I am – Kylie Minogue’s Cleavage in a Kite of the Day

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You all know the story, I realized that gay bloggers get all the fame and glory on the internet. That girls flock to them and that they can get away with saying a lot ruder and racier shit than I can so asked my stepdaughter to hook up her gay friend for the job, that isn’t really a job, because it doesn’t pay. Since I don’t know where my stepdaughter is and haven’t seen her in a couple of days, I am going to post Julien’s post because having a token gay blogger is going to make me famous…..bitch.

I was trolling around Cragslist the other day, looking through the Causal Encounters section, the M4M section and of course looking through my favorite section, Missed Connections. I go through that one daily to see if anyone has had one for me but so far no luck. I mean what are they going to write â€œI saw this coked out faggot wearing womenâ€™s jeans and a lamae t-shirt riding the bus and I thought he was pretty hotâ€?? I donâ€™t think so.
And yes, I actually own that outfit.

So anyway I was on Craigslist and I saw an advertisement for a sex party that was happening that night. Now, in the gay community, sex parties arenâ€™t that unusual, they pop up on Craigslist from time to time and I had never gone to one, but this was a particularly slow night so I thought what the hell. So, I go to this guy’s house and I enter into the living room where everyone was having sex. The guy had arranged the living room so all the couches were along the sidelines so there was this big open area in the middle. There were a few couples on couches here and there but the main attraction was in the main area. About 8 guys were standing up in the middle of the room fucking each other in one long line. Each guy had his dick in the ass of the guy in front of him. I watch this for about 5 minutes deciding whether or not to jump in there when Kylie Minogueâ€™s cover of â€œThe Locomotionâ€? comes on the stereo and all the guys in the train go wild for it. And I thought to myself â€œWow, this too gay even for me.â€? So I left.

Here are few pics of Kylie dressed up half-way between Amanda Lepore and a kite. Oh and remember while you are jerking off to her cleavage that she had breast cancer. So you should feel really bad about that. Unless thatâ€™s what you are into. You sick fuck.

Smooch!

Julien

Related Posts:

Kyle Minogue’s Breast Implants
Dannii Minogue Getting Tight With a Chick
Dannii Minogue’s Lap Dance Video
Kylie Minogue’s Ass

2007

27

Aug

I am – Kylie Minogue's Cleavage in a Kite of the Day

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You all know the story, I realized that gay bloggers get all the fame and glory on the internet. That girls flock to them and that they can get away with saying a lot ruder and racier shit than I can so asked my stepdaughter to hook up her gay friend for the job, that isn’t really a job, because it doesn’t pay. Since I don’t know where my stepdaughter is and haven’t seen her in a couple of days, I am going to post Julien’s post because having a token gay blogger is going to make me famous…..bitch.

I was trolling around Cragslist the other day, looking through the Causal Encounters section, the M4M section and of course looking through my favorite section, Missed Connections. I go through that one daily to see if anyone has had one for me but so far no luck. I mean what are they going to write “I saw this coked out faggot wearing women’s jeans and a lamae t-shirt riding the bus and I thought he was pretty hot”? I don’t think so.
And yes, I actually own that outfit.

So anyway I was on Craigslist and I saw an advertisement for a sex party that was happening that night. Now, in the gay community, sex parties aren’t that unusual, they pop up on Craigslist from time to time and I had never gone to one, but this was a particularly slow night so I thought what the hell. So, I go to this guy’s house and I enter into the living room where everyone was having sex. The guy had arranged the living room so all the couches were along the sidelines so there was this big open area in the middle. There were a few couples on couches here and there but the main attraction was in the main area. About 8 guys were standing up in the middle of the room fucking each other in one long line. Each guy had his dick in the ass of the guy in front of him. I watch this for about 5 minutes deciding whether or not to jump in there when Kylie Minogue’s cover of “The Locomotion” comes on the stereo and all the guys in the train go wild for it. And I thought to myself “Wow, this too gay even for me.” So I left.

Here are few pics of Kylie dressed up half-way between Amanda Lepore and a kite. Oh and remember while you are jerking off to her cleavage that she had breast cancer. So you should feel really bad about that. Unless that’s what you are into. You sick fuck.

Smooch!

Julien

Related Posts:

Kyle Minogue’s Breast Implants
Dannii Minogue Getting Tight With a Chick
Dannii Minogue’s Lap Dance Video
Kylie Minogue’s Ass

2007

17

May

I am – Kylie Minogue’s Breast Implants of the Day

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Everyone used to bust Lohan and Britney’s balls for having fake tits, but no one ever seems to bug Kylie Minogue about it. Maybe I am wrong and insensitive, but last time I checked, having breast cancer lead to free implants. It’s like just because cancer is attached to something it makes it okay and I think that kind of thinking is what’s wrong with the world.

Lohan and Britney are reported drug addicts. Everyone bugs them for doing blow or prescription pills or getting drunk every night like it’s a big fucking deal, meanwhile, every fucking 14 year old in private school is ripping lines of coke like kids used to smoke cigarettes in my time. When I was “hanging out” with drug dealers, most of their clients were doctors and lawyers and professionals because cocaine is expensive and these are the people who make society work. Doctors perform surgery on us and diagnose us for the cancers that lead to free implants and no one fucking complains about it, but the second a useless skank gets caught doing it, its a big fucking deal and on the fucking news.

This post is probably bad for business, so before it gets out of hand, I firmly believe cancer sucks, I don’t think anyone who has it or has lost anyone from it is something worth laughing at, I don’t think that losing your breasts and having mangled substitutes for breasts after suffering is funny….I also don’t even know if Kylie has implants, I was just writing as if she does because she looks so lovely in this little summer dress….That was the best kind of damage control I could do.

Posted in:Kylie Minogue|Plastic Surgery|Tits|Unsorted

2007

17

May

I am – Kylie Minogue's Breast Implants of the Day

2 Comments »

Everyone used to bust Lohan and Britney’s balls for having fake tits, but no one ever seems to bug Kylie Minogue about it. Maybe I am wrong and insensitive, but last time I checked, having breast cancer lead to free implants. It’s like just because cancer is attached to something it makes it okay and I think that kind of thinking is what’s wrong with the world.

Lohan and Britney are reported drug addicts. Everyone bugs them for doing blow or prescription pills or getting drunk every night like it’s a big fucking deal, meanwhile, every fucking 14 year old in private school is ripping lines of coke like kids used to smoke cigarettes in my time. When I was “hanging out” with drug dealers, most of their clients were doctors and lawyers and professionals because cocaine is expensive and these are the people who make society work. Doctors perform surgery on us and diagnose us for the cancers that lead to free implants and no one fucking complains about it, but the second a useless skank gets caught doing it, its a big fucking deal and on the fucking news.

This post is probably bad for business, so before it gets out of hand, I firmly believe cancer sucks, I don’t think anyone who has it or has lost anyone from it is something worth laughing at, I don’t think that losing your breasts and having mangled substitutes for breasts after suffering is funny….I also don’t even know if Kylie has implants, I was just writing as if she does because she looks so lovely in this little summer dress….That was the best kind of damage control I could do.

Posted in:Kylie Minogue|Plastic Surgery|Tits|Unsorted

2006

02

Feb

St Tropez Tits

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Kylie Minogue

Elle McPherson

There’s something really sexy about France. Everytime I hear a french word I get a little tingle. I am not a well travelled man, I’ve been to a handful of places, and I am not here to discuss my pathetic life, I am here to say that in St Tropez which is in the South of France according to google, bitches go topless. Lucky for you these pics are topless pics of semi-famous bitches. Now Kylie still has tits and hair so I am not sure how recent these are, but the McPherson pics look new. Bitch is gettin’ thick, like a nice pair of wool socks. The irony of this picture is that bitch is washing her cooch, she’s in france, french bitches don’t know what washing means, all they know is cheese, bread, wine and pubic hair. I fuckin’ love pubic hair. I know this post was just a waste of your time, probably a lot of time to some of my semi-literate readers, who mulled over this for 45 minutes, just realize I woke up with a wheeze, and think I may be dying. Cuddles.

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