Here is a video of Lohan pleading with the paparazzi to not record in her house, it’s the same kind of pleading she gets when Samantha pulls out the 6 inch dolphin shaped dildo, when Lohan’s made it clear she likes the 13 inch black cock shaped dildo. I get it, bad gay jokes are played the fuck out, boring to read, and are a weak lazy attempt at a post, but bad gay jokes in everyday life are funny. Last night some guy was hustling my stepdaughter outside that bar we were drinking at, he was trying to get her home and to make it seem less obvious, he invited me and a group of guys to his after party at his apartment and I answered by telling him that I am not really into homo shit, and dude went nuts and tried to fight me because I guess inviting drunk men to his place at 4 in the morning seems pretty hetero to him.

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