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2015

19

May

Laís Ribeiro for Elle Italia of the Day

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Laís Ribeiro is one of the new Victoria’s Secret models they’ve abducted from some Brazilian village…who they have living in some model house where they show her pictures of her family and threaten to kill them off if she doesn’t smile for the camera like a dancing monkey who owes her career to them…

She’s 24…she’s the new Adriana Lima…she may not actually be human, as Victoria’s Secret does have enough money to create life-like AI, but we’ll just assume she’s real…since you’ve had sex with enough inanimate objects in your life, including girls you’ve jacked up with roofies, so I’ll let you have this one…

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2015

17

Apr

Lais Ribeiro Naked Photoshoot of the DAy

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Lais Ribeiro is a model and these pictures are probably old, I’ve probably posted them on the site, because I generally don’t miss nude photos, even of low level models, as that’s pretty much what I do all day…if you consider working an hour a day at this all day..it just feels like it is…

That said, I can’t keep track of the nude pics being produced anymore because everyone is nude…there was a time not so long ago when people weren’t nude and compamies like Playboy tricked them into getting nude by showing them a briefcase of money…now they are just on it on their own to get noticed in what may be the best marketing campaign ever…because I like nude…but that is almost making nude pics boring….

We’ve seen it all before..we are shoved nudes pics down our throats always…and it’s only a matter of time before fashion turns into official porn..and official porn goes even darker…all in hopes of giving boners…to people who have seen it all and find it hard to get boners to basic things like tits…

Thanks to these feminists and all the tit pics, tits have become the new ankles of the 1800s…and I’m ready for that…because my boner problems may actually be health related not seen too many tits related…

If these are old consider them a flashback friday…

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2014

08

May

Lais Ribeiro for Elle of the Day

Lais Ribeiro is a Brazilan Victoria’s Secret model, because Victoria’s Secret likes to abduct at least 25% percet of their roster from Brazil, because I guess, at least based on the ground breaking research I’ve done…that Brazilian models have hot fucking bikini bodies…and hot bikini bodies is something worth looking, even thought part of me finds fat chicks in bikini far more fun to laugh at…all spilling out of their bikinis that don’t fit despite being size XXL…and laughter is the best medicine…it soothes the soul…my like how I would like to soothe this Lais Ribeiro girls soul with my tongue…because where I am from a girls soul lives in her asshole…I’m romantic like that…

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2013

28

Oct

Lais Ribeiro in her Lingerie for Nordstrom of the Day


Lais Ribeiro is a Brazilian model who like other Brazilian models gets into her lingerie…these are some boring lingerie catalog shots, but I feel compelled to post them, because a day is not worth living, unless I stare at lingerie presented in some of the most boring, uninteresting ways, I mean like on any girl I have sex with, because they are usually only 8s when I am too drunk to know better, and 2s sometimes 0.5s when I wake up…

Either way, here are the pics.

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2013

08

Jan

Lais Ribeiro Bikini Continues of the Day


I kinda like Lais Ribeiro….and how she’s dominating Haper’s Bazaar Brazil…it was just yesterday I posted on her for the first time and already she’s back with about set…from the same magazine…showing off her fantastic, lean, model body that inspires me to write romance novels like 50 Shades of Grey but with more anal…and marriage…and babies…just as soon as her leg heels and Victoria’s Secret can put her back to work as their latest recruit…cuz until that happens…she’s not famous enough to star in my romance novels…but she is hot enough to jerk off to…which is probably less humiliating of an accomplishment…despite being pretty fucking low on her list of accomplishments….

Here are the pics…

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2013

07

Jan

Lais Ribeiro’s in a Bikini for Harper’s Bazaar Brazil of the Day


Lais Ribeiro is a brazilian model…and like all Brazilian models she looks amazing in a bikini….all 5 feet 11 inches of her…with legs that go up to my fucking neck….and a great tan and thin body that make me believe in a better tomorrow….

I don’t think I’ve ever heard of her, but like all perfect bodies, Victoria’s Secret has, she’s done their campaigns, and was supposed to walk their show this year, but sprained her ankle, and as far as model injuries go, that’s up there with getting a pimple…

Now she’s in Harper’s Bazaar Brazil in a bikini….looking good.

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2012

22

Oct

Lais Ribeiro in Some Victoria’s Secret Lingerie Catalog Pics of the Day


Lais Ribeiro is a Brazilian 20 year old model for Victoria’s Secret who I guess they are training to be the next Adriana Lima now that Adriana Lima is old, thick and a mom, cuz that’s what her Catholic anti-contraception did to her….and she is fucking amazing….

All ethnic looking, with a ridiculous body, ready to take the fuck over….and here is a gallery of a bunch of her pics…cuz I’m on my way to a jungle to find my own girls who look like this to recruit to my harem….

I am sure we’ll be seeing a lot more of her, she’s new blood to an old, played out, photoshopped out nipple and vagina lip for boring concept, catalog pics that make billions and I’m welcoming her with open arms…just as soon as I let go of my dick.

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2012

01

Aug

Candice Swanepoel, Bregje Heinen Radiate and Lais Ribeiro for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Here’s another lingerie campaign for the always creative, innovative, leaders at Victoria’s Secret….this is in no way lazy, repetitive, like every other shoot they have done the last 2 decades, because they figure they make billions, hot girls half naked is never boring, and overall…shit just works…and unfortunately…they are right…we are weak…and girls like Candice Swanepoel are worth jerking off to, even if they are in snowsuits on a webcam from the 90s, amazing in all weather conditions……I think they should step up there getting these bitches naked game…cuz they hold all the power…but they are the billionaires in this relationship…my opinion doesn’t matter…and I’ll steal their pics of half naked girls any fucking time…even if it’s been done and is played out….it is never really played out…

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