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2017

07

Mar

Lais Ribeiro in a Bikini for Free People of the Day

Lais Ribeiro is a Brazilian 20 something year old model for Victoria’s Secret, from Victoria’s Secret, because Victoria’s Secret scout internationally to introduce you to all kinds of women who kind of all look the same….

I guess they are training to be the next Adriana Lima now that Adriana Lima is old, thick and a mom, cuz that’s what her Catholic anti-contraception did to her….and she is fucking amazing….

All ethnic looking, with a ridiculous body, ready to take the fuck over….and here is a gallery of a bunch of her pics…cuz I’m on my way to a jungle to find my own girls who look like this to recruit to my evil empire….I just don’t have millions of dollars or a brand that makes them famous or believe my lies….

This shoot isn’t for Victoria’s Secret…it’s for some other brand that like using models other brands use…all to perpetuate this stupid industry instead of finding new pussy…like what would you want sloppy seconds..and pay it tons of money it just makes no sense…

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2017

02

Jan

Lais Ribeiro, Romee Strijd & Jasmine Tooke in Bikinis Together of the Day

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Lais Ribeiro, Romee Strijd and Jasmine Tooke are Victoria’s Secret models who were out hooking together – like the hookers I know they are….even though they make their own money, they’d rather spend the money of dudes they have sex with, it’s more job security than a silly contract with a silly massive corporate monster out to exploit them….

These models like money and money or guys with money – in all their coddled ways…like really monster tall chicks….so stick together, like Charlie’s Angels, because only they understand each other, or maybe it’s a work thing…or maybe they are a little panty and bikini wearing fembot army created in a marketing lab to sell panties…and this is part of their duties…to get in the paprazzi, get seen, to make sure they live up to their contract duties by year end…who fucking knows – or really cares…it happened, it’s bitches in bikinis who get paid to be in bikinis doing bikinis for free…and

The most fascinating thing about this story, of models together in Brazil….is that Lais is a mom, she had a kid as a teen and here she is strutting around like she pawned it off to her mom, so that she doesn’t have to be a mom, like all good teen mom’s do…sure I’d rather her sex tape, her backdoor Farrah, but instead she’s a VS model, so none of that will be happening..

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2016

01

Sep

Lais Ribeiro by David Bellemere for LUI Magazine of the DAy

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Lais Ribeiro is getting pushed hard by Victoria’s Secret…she’s now in LUI magazine, another one of these “Get naked, we were a porn site, but we aren’t a porn site anymore, so give us huge ad dollars, look we hired a trendy Victoria’s Secret photographer who takes good nudes – and his nudes are the reason David Bellemere exists and is making tons of money…

This isn’t the whole shoot, just a taste, but she’s good..better than any Brazilian tranny with AIDS you’ve probably banged, and by you I mean me…oh Brazil…

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2016

31

Aug

Lais Ribeiro Topless For GQ Mexico of the Day

How about a Lais Ribeiro video for GQ Mexico – where the Brazilian import they are trying to create into some kind of dancing monkey, spokesmodel, import car model – the underwear version – that is globally known and love. It helps sell product – especially in latin speaking countries – so they use her – and pay her well – to not be considered exploitative…it’s what she wants ok, it’s what all women want…to be jerked off to and paid for being hot…

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2016

22

Aug

Lais Ribeiro Nipple on Fire of the Day

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I guess Lais Ribeiro management – or the people who bred her and created her over at Victoria’s Secret are ready to put her in their starting line-up, because whenever they decide on new pussy to push on their marketing to promote garbage made in China over priced mall brand lingerie, that new pussy starts getting coverage…and I’ve seen Lais Ribeiro mentioned at least a dozen times in the last month, which means…they’ve decided to make her exists like they’ve made so many other hookers exist.

I don’t know when this picture by nude model photographer Jurij Treskow happened, maybe I already posted it, but it’s Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model with big tits, and apparently – pretty big nipples, lighting that shit on fire like some kind of arson, or like you can smoke those nipples like you freebase cocaine…or maybe it’s just for the sake of bullshit, pretentious, fake, low concept art….who am I to tell or judge..I’ll just stare at the tits..because tits are things I like to stare at…

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2016

11

Aug

Lais Ribeiro for Love and Lemons of the Day

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Lais Ribeiro is a Brazilian 20 year old model.

She’s got huge tits, and is being used in some premium lingerie brand’s lookbook, but she’s best known for being a Brazilian that the evil Victoria’s Secret empire cultivated in their Brazilian training facility, where they abduct women or buy women from their family, to have cheap and amazing workers for their catalogs…and if you’ve seen brazil, her family doesn’t notice, they are too busy trying to stay alive / attending Olympic events…Brazil pride..

I find it weird that Love and Lemons would use a VS model, when they can use other models who don’t work for the bootleg lingerie made in China…it’s like getting a TV commercial reality show actor to star in as your President….

But she’s all ethnic looking, with a ridiculous body, ready to take the fuck over….my staring at tits, not anything else, these are just sex dolls that get sold to rich dudes and nothing more, but they can take over my staring at their tits in these pictures of her…it’s their talent, what they are paid for…

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2016

01

Aug

Lais Ribeiro Hot for Brazil / GQ of the Day

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Lais Ribeiro is a Brazilian Victoria’s Secret model and she’s in GQ Mexico, which is less bootleg than you’d expect it to be because Mexico is actually a pretty over populated country with lots of people willing to buy bullshit magazines instead of using the dodgy wifi, because it’s easier to jerk off to a magazine in the bathroom than bringing in your desktop you got from some Charity in America to help poor people learn….

Victoria’s Secret fucking loves their Brazilians, it’s probably their fault that Brazil had a resurgence of tourism because people assumed they could find similar pussy if they went to travel their but instead they got ZIKA, robbed at gunpoint, and witness a few murders before getting aids while fucking a tranny pre tits…which is just a dude in a dress with long hair…on some bootleg hormones purchased in Mexico…

I guess what matters is that – here are her nipples…for GQ Mexico..

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2016

28

Apr

Lais Ribeiro Nipple for Evil Mall Brand Underwear of the Day

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Lais Ribeiro is still new blood Brazilian 20 something year old model for Victoria’s Secret….to me…

I don’t jerk off to the Victoria’s Secret catalog now that the internet exists, so I don’t really keep track of who they’ve cloned or recruited to replace the existing talent…

I assume they created this one to be the next Adriana Lima now that Adriana Lima is old, thick and a mom, cuz that’s what her Catholic anti-contraception did to her….and she is fucking amazing….

I assume they are letting her nipples in a sheer shirt show through like it was the 70s and this was the sears catalog..but only because free the nipple and feminism gets mad when they say “sheer top but not in our marketing of sheer top because Jesus people are crazy”…..

Either way, she’s all ethnic looking…in pics that are all INSTAGRAM looking…soaked in piss filter…is what I call it…

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2015

10

Sep

Lais Ribeiro’s Nipple Victoria’s Secret Steps Up Their Game of the Day

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I’ve been laughing at Victoria’s Secret and all the billions of dollars they make selling average at best product to the American mass market, because everyone needs underwear, everyone likes feeling sexy, even fat girls, and everyone likes having a team of women to idolize or emulate, because their images add life to their otherwise depressing, middle of the road mall…

I have laughed that people buy into their branding. I have laughed at the sweatshop workers and their little hands sewing thongs for fat americans…

But mainly, I’ve laughed at their hired tits and their personal lives and trials and tribulations trying to break free from the brand, that may be an underground sex worker ring…for billionaires…

I have also laughed that they censor nipples, something catalogs in the 70s didn’t do, in efforts to sell to the Christians, despite being Jews…

I have laughted that their expensive campaigns look the same as they did in the early 90s…just with different interchangeable sluts…

But apparently, thanks to instagram, they have finally got with the fucking program…and have stylized, filtered, and showed some nipple in their campaigns..

Trying to stay current and relevant has never really been this obvious…but still good considering it’s Victoria’s Secret…an evil fucking empire…that now comes with nipples…while you come in your bathroom to your wife’s catalog like it was 1995.

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2015

22

Jun

Lais Ribeiro in GQ Brazil of the Day

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Lais Ribeiro is another one of the new Victoria’s Secret models…who they have made official by naming her an Angel…hired to replace their old as fuck, played out models that they’ve milked until they couldn’t produce milk anymore, so they are put out to pasture, only to be replaced by this pussy…

In being an Victoria’s Secret angel, the media automatically thinks she’s important enough to get half naked in their pictorial’s and Victoria’s Secret is strategic about the whole thing, because for every brand they shoot for, even magazine they do, Victoria’s Secret gets a soft sell ad for their brand…and if you’re like me…being soft is something that works out horribly…but for them…makes them money…because everything I do…other people can do better.

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