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Ciara in a See Thru Shirt and Leather Shorts of the Day

I guess I run a fashion site without knowing anything about fashion. I’m the next Anna Wintour or some shit, you know the star of The September Issue or some homobullshit, because here I am writing about what a bitch is wearing, when you have eyes and can figure it out on your fucking own.

This is Ciara, she fucks Diddy for exposure, since the last 5 years haven’t brought her that much success, and whoring herself is the best way to the top, and now she’s stepped it up a notch and has started leaking nude pics and dressing like a whore, even though this isn’t actually what whores dress like, it’s some suburban misconception and not accurate at all, you know something people are always willing to drop when a bitch dresses a little slutty, but when it really has no relevance, since the whores I know don’t wear designer, they wear soiled panties and ripped mini skirts and they smell like piss, rotting flesh, broken condoms and broken dreams and here is Ciara….

Pics via Mavrix

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Karen Mulder Parties in Leather Shorts of the Day

Here is Karen Mulder, some washed up model I wanna fuck and she’s dressed like a gay biker on Gay Pride weekend lookin’ for twink man pussy to gang rape. You know all leather all the time. Throw in a few poppers, maybe a little meth and ask the DJ to play your favorite song and we’ve got a fuckin’ party.

Sure at 39 years old you should probably be doing better, more responsible things with your time, like raising your 3 year old and not jacking your shorts in your pussy to make the shit sweat while too wasted to get it nice and lubricated enough to fuck in the bathroom, because shit doesn’t work the way it used to, especially when you’re drunk but I’m 40 and I’m not doing anything responsible because responsible is fucking boring and if anything I should try to befriend her so I can stop wasting my time with poverty parties and follow her around to party in luxury cuz she made her money when she was youn so that she could party into the fucking sunset, while I still have to steal from my wife to buy 40s.

So Karen Mulder, if you’re out there, let me be your Scully (I figured the x-files reference would give you virgins a boner, you’re welcome)……..

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