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2019

27

Nov

Lena Gercke Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

Lena Gercke Slutty Photoshoot 2

Lena Gercke is some hard faced German model who probably likes to shit or be shit on, because that’s what Germans do, but you already know that….and you probably already know that because it’s the general propaganda that goes around about Germans to divert from that whole Nazi thing they try to avoid people bringing up…and planting a rumor in the rumormill that Germans invented Scat Porn seems to be the answer to that…the only thing I think happened in Germany…along with Electra and fetish parties which could be why all the porn obsessed millennials or at least a good percentage of them don’t know about or believe in the Holocaust…their idea of GERMANY is Oktoberfest and Fecal Fetishes…

That has nothing to do with Lena Gercke, but who cares about her, there are so many deeper issues we NEED to explore…


Lena Gercke Slutty Photoshoot 2

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2014

07

Mar

Lena Gercke in GQ Germany of the Day

I don’t know who Lena Gercke is, but apparently she’s my soul mate and by soul mate I mean some hard faced german model who probably likes to shit or be shit on, because that’s what german’s do.

She’s in German GQ, which means she’s obviously of some level of importance, but all I see is some hard face and intensity, coupled with a girl who is dating some pro soccer player, as European Glamour models do…so I guess that makes her useless to us, since if she wasn’t dating some pro soccer player, she’d totally be sitting on our collective faces, letting us taste what she ate for lunch….right?

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