Lia Marie Johnson was topless last week and so much has changed this week…it’s so repetitive that we can identify it as a TACTIC…for audience or to get seen…or it is because it brings her joy, validation, positive feedback that feels good to her after all those failed castings that have prevented her from being a household name….plus it is very easy to pull off compared to getting an audience based on merit alone…90 percent of celebrity is based on the perv dude audience deciding a bitch is worth fucking….and doing it direct to consumer through selfies is the quickest way to make that happen…

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Lia Marie Johnson is a girl who was on the KIDS REACT youtube channel when I guess she was a kid. They made a shit ton of money with dumb videos about kids reacting to random shit, which I guess was relatable, easy and shareable content for all the moms and sick fucks on social media….not to mention it started in 2010 when youtube was handing out million dollar checks to creators on a monthly basis….I missed that hustle…very dumb of me in hindsight…but I guess no one would watch my vlogs about sitting on the couch all day, but then again they watch real dumb shit that maybe it could have worked….too late for me….

Well, what is a Kids React youtube star to do after she is no longer a kid, and not needed by those assholes who used her in their shit….GET NAKED OF COURSE….that is what she’s gotta do cuz that is how girls stay alive in these times.

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Remember Lia Marie Johnson? she was kissing girls HERE

I guess Lia Marie Johnson is on a fucking mission to get seen, because I’ve done other posts on her being slutty this week, and here she is continuing the slutty, because I guess the first round of slutty paid off for her and worked out for her and made sense for her….got her views…and she’s back at it…

You don’t know who she is, but she could be Dwayne the Rock Johnson’s daughter or wife, at 21 it’s not that creepy….she could also be Don Johnson’s wife or daughter….or President Lyndon Johnson’s grand daughter…or maybe she’s just a 21 year old, who 11 years ago when she was 8 years old, started a youtube thanks to her mom who uploaded videos of her, to stage parent her, and live the Bieber dream….because that’s what narcissistic parents do….to steal their kids’ earnings so they don’t have to work.

She amassed a big audience, now makes music, hosts bullshit, does webseries content, and is getting paid…

who knows, who can tell, she’s an internet sensation though…probably broken on many levels but not on the level of “how to get views”…she’s got this, been doing it her whole life…getting views equals money…

Here she is getting her tits tattooed

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Lia Marie Johnson must be gay we posted her naked before here…

I just don’t remember who she is, so I wikipedia-ed her and this is what I found:

American singer, songwriter, actress and Internet personality notable for appearing in various web series, including the Emmy-winning web series Kids React….

She’s leveraged that to have followeers of her own, and in content she produces for said followers, she is always just sleazy enough to give everyone what they need, including perverts who jerk off to youtube celebrities they’ve been following since they were way too young…

She’s out there now, being mainstream, kissing her girlfriend, because sexuality is a vague concept, as is gender and the mainstream, the people who would have been gap shoppers in the 90s…are all eating cunt and bragging about it.

I feel like I live in some Alternate Alternative universe, because I remember a time only a select group of girls at the college party would do this to get the guys excited, and now everyone is doing it, playing that it’s not a big thing, in a fuck you dudes, way…while giving us content to jack off to.

I DO NOT GET the LOGIC…but I’ll take it.

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Lia Marie Johnson is a clever famewhore…

Her name is Lia Marie Johnson…She’s 18, from Hawaii and is one of the 12 biggest young stars on YouTube according to Ad Week…

Which from my experience means that she’s actually a fetish actress in fetish videos for dudes who jerk off to young girl youtube accounts…because they are creeps and it is more interesting than porn to them..because you get to see their real life, their personal life…like a fucking peeping tom weirdo…

She’s got 1.6 Million followers, and I guess she’s tired of being called a slut, or slut shamed for her pictures that are clearly designed to get her pervert audience jerking off…use that sex appeal to get what you want…apparently it works…

But she hates being slut shamed…when she’s just an artist…posting shadow pics of her shadow tits…not erotica…you can just see the shadow of her hard nipple…getting clever…in her struggle….of trying to be a clever famewhore with a purpose..or vision or artistic integrity…..

It’s a shadow guys…a shadow…

Here’s proof she hates being slut shamed – read the caption to the pic she posted – because she’s an artist…

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