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2022

12

Sep

Lili Reinhart Topless of the Day

I don’t know where they pulled Lili Reinhart out of, but I am not buying that she’s a legitimate celebrity who just surfaced to the top of the casting couch for the hit show RIVERDALE – that made no sense as a hit show and that was clearly designed to program the youth generation with shitty content! You are only as strong as the culture around you and if you keep the culture half retards who think they are the star of their own movies and if you feed them dog shit stories that make no sense but that visually looks alright, except for the girl they casted as Betty, it keeps them down, which is where they want them to be, you know so they can rape them in whatever way they rape, through debt, or fake news, who knows!

Anyway, they’ve packaged her as a starlet of the time, even though she’s big enough to look like she ate all the other contenders, and her she is in some artsy topless pic they all need to star in, in efforts to matter on social amongst the porn chicks and whores, which entertains me!

Seeing high paid, aggressively marketed celebs copying half ass strippers from a decade ago’s hustle, HILARIOUS, and I’ll look!

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2022

06

Sep

Lili Reinhart’s Topless Flasher of the Day

There’s a really disappointing topless picture of the dumptruck they cast to play Betty from the Archie comics, which to anyone who read Archie Comics growing up, was a spit in our fucking faces, because the original Betty was a hot, fun, blonde girl, not a fucking dumptruck power lifting, who chose powerlifting donuts not weights as her form of power lifting!

The best thing about this, is that her PR people are obviously trying to spin being on that hit show, having those 20 million followers, into being something more important than she is!

She can’t just be a one hit wonder who accidentally got cast in something that hit, she must be a legit talent that they need to send to places like Venice for film festivals to really exploit this celebrity thing!

They clearly have people magazine in the palm of their hand, because the fat neck and fat tit flasher from her balcony, something celebs of the past would avoid being caught doing, trust me, I’ve had lawyers letters sent for posting pics of them topless on balcony, is out here uploading it to the internet!

In fact, I received lawyers letters to take down her actual topless pics she took with her ex bf who played Jughead, so this calculated toplessness, that has no nipple, is just boring!

The funniest thing about it is that People magazine posted the topless pics, because they are the new Playboy, no nipples so it’s SAFE FOR WORK and AD friendly, unless it’s on DrunkenStepfather, then it’s porn!

But yeah, their headline:


Lili Reinhart Shows Off Her Natural Beauty in Empowering Topless Photo Taken on a Rooftop in Venice

Empowering? For fat necks? For broad backs? For meaty arms? I’m not getting the empowerment, but OK!

Lili’s own caption was fucking weird too:

It’s me, your little Venice bitch.

Little is subjective, I guess, little while standing next to an elephant maybe!

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2022

24

Aug

Lili Reinhart Bra of the Day

Lili Reinhart is a clunky, old, sack of shit of a celebrity.

She exists because the younger generation of media consumers decided Riverdale, the worst show to ever last as long as it has lasted, was some culturally relevant dog shit. The fact it lasted as long as it did is almost as crazy as their casting for Betty and Veronica, where they had an opportunity to have two hot chicks, since that’s how I viewed both when I read Archie comics as a kid, but instead they brought some low frequency, depressing girls in, probably all part of the agenda to keep the young kids dumb, low expectation, miserable, medicated fucks!

She’s in some dumb movie with an interesting concept about “what happened if” she got pregnant, versus her NOT getting pregnant. I accidentally put it on this week, and her acting was so bad that I had to turn it off, but basically she got knocked up and they try to interlace her story if she wasn’t knocked up with her story being knocked up, probably abortion propaganda, but I wouldn’t know, I lasted about 10 mins, and not cuz I came and was done with it, but because I didn’t.

I assume that is what this is from, I mean you have to bring your big tits out for a sex scene that gets you pregnant, but the truth is, I don’t remember the sex scene and thought she was already pregnant based on her size alone! So what o I know.

As it turns out, when tit comes to bad actors, I don’t mind revisiting their tits, so here ya go, it’s not great, but it’s better than the movie I am assuming this is from.

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2022

10

Jun

Lili Reinhart Nip Slip of the Day

Lili Reinhart is the pretty unimpressive cast Betty from the Riverdale series who is pretty fucking big and not anything like the Betty you jerked off to when reading your double digests as a tween pervert.

She consistently looks dumpy, depressing, angry and I don’t get any star power out of her, but I’m not a casting couch industry specialist, just a concerned citizen when it comes to where content is headed.

She was on a hit show, so like Kristen Stewart, she may be able to game that fame to gt more and more jobs, and the SILVER lining in all this is that she’s got some fat titties….like some big girls, the lucky big girls, and I guess in this weird bouncing out fo the pool like the girls of the internet do in their weird selfie smut….. because she’s got nothing else going on and doesn’t need anything going on, she’s rich an has a fully stocked fridge by now…and hr nipple made an appearance and some of us, at least me, appreciate a classic bikini nip slip….it is as authentic as you can get in this fake timeline we’re in, where truth is now a personal experience, YOUR TRUTH….but it is nipple, and that’s enough reason to stare…..


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2022

20

May

Lili Reinhart Showing Leg of the Day

In some solid news, Riverdale’s been cancelled after 7 seasons, which is great news to anyone who has seen Riverdale and tried to understand how it was more than just a 90 minute movie, a “Who done it” when they were searching for hottie Cheryl Blossom’s twin’s killer….but that they obviously got a generation of young people with no real sense of quality entertainment since they haven’t ever been exposed to much beyond selfies and TikToks, plus with no attention span, they hardly notice what’s going on, or how bad it’s written, since they are sexting.

Either way, the cast, who you can tell hated the show for the last 4 years are probably pumped, they can finally do other things….and the big girl they cast as BETTY, is out here in a big girl swimsuit, saying “I’m pregnant”….at least she looks it.

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2021

08

Dec

Lili Reinhart Nipples of the Day

This is an important photoshoot that I am sure I’ve already ben asked to take down, but since it’s resurfacing and tits are less of a TABOOO and embarrassing thing to pull out for attention, I’ll figure the actress and photographer will be into it.

The fact is that Lili Reinhart who plays the plus sized Betty, not the Betty I used to jerk off to reading Archie Comics, but a modern version, for the show Riverdale, which is the worst show on TV….is far more interesting with her tits out.

If she was to walk around with her tits out at all times, make every acting job require a sheer t-shirt or maybe plastic suit, she’d be a HUGE fucking star and not just in stature or weight, but in popularity.

TITS get hits, big girls tend to have tits, USE them…

No hate on Lili Reinhart here, tits out, brings the vibrations to a glorious and positive place.

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2021

03

Sep

Lili Reinhart Got Them Tits On of the Day

You can’t make people interesting, but you can reduce the intelligence around them becasue you can’t make people smarter, but you can make the dumber…through the education system, the content you feed them, the music you feed them, the idols you give them…all designed to make you self indulgent and empty shells of humans who just do what you are told…

You can’t make people hotter, but you can pretend to make them hotter….through make-up, half nakedness, angles, make-up, tits, I don’t fucking know but trannies on social media and trolls on social media are faking being hot, and it’s all so superficial garbage people buy into, because they are fucking brain washed…

Lili Reinhart represents all that is wrong in the world. She’s plus sized, she’s unattractive, yet she’s playing some hot chick because no one asks any questions…she’s also on a hit show called Riverdale which is fully designed to keep the retards retards…watch an episode, watch a whole season, you’ll want to kill yourself…ugly people making no sense like it’s a bad version of X-Files, which isn’t saying much, because in the 90s, I thought the X-Files fucking sucked…

Point being, even with her tits out, she’s looking sloppy and stupid and like she eats too much…

You may be into that, I find it depressing.

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2021

17

Aug

Lili Reinhart Bikini of the Day

Lili Reinhart is the tank from Riverdale that they try to pretend is a believable BETTY from the Archie Comic universe, which in the event you didn’t jerk off the Archie Comics, Betty, like Veronica were worthy of jerking off to, provided you’re one of those hentai weirdos who jerks off to cartoons…

It was a casting on a shit show that progressively got worse and worse and worse…I’ve seen episodes here and there to remind me how bad it is, to OUTRAGE me because I think it is important to be outraged about the right things, rather than just blindly accept the lies being spewed on them….because it’s easier to be a passive fuck….

Anyway, she posted a bikini selfie she probably was told to post because it’s summer and bitch needs views and attention because the show just came back on air after a hiatus…you know get those viewers in…

She likely starved herself, took laxatives, water pills, all THE TRICKS….and still had to do the FAT GIRL ON A DATING APP POSE WITH HER ARM IN FRONT OF HER GUNT…because she’s fat…

It’s a bait and switch, I guess they call CAT FISHING, and no matter the angle, the filter, the pose, I know a BIG girl when I see a BIG girl…so here sheis with her tits that are less impressive when you realize how huge her ass probably is…

But she’s on a hit show, so who cares what I think, she’s getting paid…but not spending it on personal trainers or dieticians…CLEARLY….this is the visual representation of SLOPPY.

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2021

05

Mar

Lili Reinhart Slutty of the Day

Lili Reinhart is the fat betty from the worst show on TV that for whatever reason is popular, but I’ll just assume is popular because people have no taste, no brains, and they just watch it in the background because other people are watching it, and they like how it looks…..because there’s no way they’d keep watching if they attempted to follow the confusing, messy, thrown together in a dumpster storyline….

I have seen Riverdale, CW Network is free on Digital Antennae that I found in the trash, and after the first season, I was amazed at how bad they went. I’ve said it before, but I’ll say again, it was a 90 minute movie, turned into a series, turned into a 6 season series, and it is bad.

The only good the show has to offer is the Maddy Petsch character who plays Cheryl Blossom, she’s the good kind of hot redhead, all MILKY skinned and hot bodied…but the rest of the casting is insane….Archie is a 45 year old Man, Luke Perry is Dead, Skeet Ulrich is fucking Lucy Hale at the CW Christmas Party….Betty is a fucking pig of a woman pushing 250 lbs, Veronica has no neck…and her dad is married to Kelly Ripa…it’s just messy as shit….then Jughead who is this philosopher writer idiot with way too much intensity is from the SUITE LIFE OF ZACH AND CODY, where he was either ZACH or CODY, but definitely the wrong one, because the other one fucks Barbara Palvin…

So Betty, the beefcake, all meaty as fuck is doing press, I mean she is on a hit show, and I can assure you this has about 50 pounds shaved off of her body to make her look like she’s not a tank….putting all those nights of jerking off to Archie’s Double Digest to fucking shame…..

The Top Pic is the funny one, because you can see her GUNT hanging out, no back can be arched quite enough to hide those twinkies…but you’re less critical than me and will probably like this since she’s pantsless and has an ass that doesn’t look as bad as we know it is…which I guess is exciting….to a fucking loser.




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2020

21

Oct

Lili Reinhart Being Fat of the Day

Lili Reinhart is on set eating the Mac and Cheese that was supposed to be a prop at the diner they hang out because she can’t hold back from food. She’s recently been dumped by Jughead, who I guess may still be fucking her because they are filming in Vancouver during a pandemic, where they need to be in their Riverdale COVID bubble that I am sure is the worst place to be because it is by far the worst show ever and proof this generation is doomed, assuming it’s not just a bunch of 50 year olds watching hoping to see some tit.

Anyway, Lili, who has been big and who doesn’t use her big tits to her big girl advantage nearly enough, is an uneventful actress / celebrity, but she was whining about how she doesn’t fit into last season’s wardrobe beause COVID got her eating….and eating is what she’ll continue to do…on some feeder fetish shit…where she can’t hold back from eating the props on set because that’s just how fat she is….clearly an eating disorder…and she’s being encouraged by Camila Mendes, who is shooting this fat girl feeder fetish shit, and for those who are cool enough to not know Riverdale, because you know it fucking sucks and you avoid, Mendes is the girl who plays Veronica….who realizes that the fatter Lili gets, the hotter Veronica gets despite her lack of a neck….

I come from an era where girl’s didn’t eat…at least not in public…it was a good era….a skinny era of hot chicks…

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