If you’ve read this site, and you haven’t, because it is boring and I am a hack…you’ll know that I adore a girl by the name of Lindsay Hancock because she’s got a hot, fit, amazing body…and she’s constantly involved in the weirdest and wildest shoots…that sometimes involve toplessness and that always involve a direst link to my soul…

This shoot was by SOME DUDE NAMED CHRISTO and it’s up on some Alien shit…that I love…

Here she is doing a Make-Up Tutorial….where she spent 3 hours making herself into a pop art piece…crazy girl…

Here are a couple pics from her friend Lisa Boyle…

I’m in love..

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It’s still Easter to some people, mainly religious weirdos or lazy people who want any excuse to not go to work, and I figure I’ll post this follow-up video to the “Bondage Bunny” video staring model and all around good time babe Lindsay Hancock that I posted FRIDAY

Where she takes her make-up to the grocery store to get some carrots, because everyone knows that’s what Bondage Bunnies like, they just don’t put them in the regular paces carrots belong…for the people who they are doing bondage with…

Right.

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Model Lindsay Hancock is far more substantial than other LA models because she has an art background and takes thst art to her face and not by using facetune app to photoshop her instagram pics but by cross breeding it with her makeup skills from years of making herself look pretty in photoshoots – to create what she calls “bondage bunny” a modern easter bunny that I can imagine has as little religious relevance as the original easter bunny…isn’t this long weekend about Jesus dying, a death party that I can assume less people will have when I die…

Either way, perfext way to celebrate Easter, and to dial into some weird bunny fetish you have…I just wish this Easter bunny came to my house when I was a kid…to hide my dick in her ass…instead of hardboiled eggs…but ya know…I was underprivileged and that’s just how it is…

Here are some pics that I probably took….

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Her name is Lindsay Hancock …the kind of girl and name you just want to slip the D into…

She is amazing, and I am not just saying that because I follow her on snapchat and love everything she brings me, I am saying that because I follow her everywhere, and if I was in LA that would include home fromt the grocery store she is shopping at on her snapchat, just so I can show her how much I love her…

This video of her taking awkward selfies with strangers for an app called FLING just hit a few hours ago…and it shows a sign of Lindsay Hancock…the girls and name I want to slip the D into…that makes me want to show her how much I care by taking awkward selfies with her in her bedroom while she sleeps and doesn’t notice me there after following her home from the grocery store I saw her snap chat from..

All this to say, I really like Lindsay Hancock….a lot..

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Here are some pictures by a photographer in LA named Max Thompson of my favorite girl pretty much ever…

Her name is Lindsay Hancock …she’s not famous for anything, so she doesn’t annoy me as of yet…and even if she landed some kind of dancing with the stars bullshit, I probably could never hate her…because she’s perfect…

You know the right level of naughty exhibitionist, but not smutty or trashy about it, but rather like a cool art project I just stumbled into and had no choice but to run out and start masturbating to it…uncontrollably…even though I haven’t had a boner in a decade…

You get what I am saying here, and that is that the world is filled with instagram trash….the world is filled with fame whores…the world is filled with these girls doing photoshoots so they can land a rich husband or end up on the Bachelor…or in a paparazzi pic…but there are girls who are just doing it because they like coming up with interesting things…like babe with purple shampoo eating cookies…fuck you world…I think we’re done here…the best has just happened.

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A video posted by #LINDSAYHANCOCK (@misslindsayhancock) on Mar 1, 2015 at 11:18pm PST

The best Snapchat I follow is Lindsay_Hancock…it belongs to superstar LINDSAY HANCOCK >…and it reminds me how much I hate snapchat because the content is disposable, and I can’t revisit any of it to masturbate to at a later date…especially with this babe…because she is consistently blowing my fucking mind….and luckily she’s clever enough to take her next level, creative as fuck, pushing the boundaries with her insane concepts and speaking to my fucking soul…

A video posted by #LINDSAYHANCOCK (@misslindsayhancock) on Mar 1, 2015 at 11:53pm PST

Here she is in a photoshoot she did with Kittrell Cage

Here’s the Video….

Lindsay Hancock x Orinary from Orin Fleurimont on Vimeo.

I am a fucking fan….and you should be too…

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Kesler Tran is an Amazing LA Based photographer, who shoots with so many amazingly beautiful models, in pictures that are so beautifully shot, you almost feel bad jerking off to them. You know the whole fashion and art nudity that isn’t porn, but should be porn, since I want to get my face up in it….and rub the pics all over me…in what would probably be a creepy scene….

The amazing model is Lindsay Hancock…you’ve seen her before in other variations of her name…you’ll see her again…thank god…because she is fucking magical…a ray of sunshine in this cold, dark, scary world..She’s fuckign solid…

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