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2019

14

Mar

Lindsey Wixson Tits Out for Vogue of the Day

Lindsey Wixson is a weird looking cuz of her weird face and ginger hair model. Her weird model face came out a long time ago….and I think at the time, she was busting her tits out for fashion….so we’ve seen her ginger nips…

This is not her tits in full, she’s old now, but they are still juicy and big enough to stare at…still for fashion…a good strategy for her…since she’s got that weird face when weird faces were deemed interesting and beautiful…which I guess is the same situation cuz they making all these ugly girls famous models…the only difference is that they have social media followers which is all that matters…

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2017

05

Jun

Lindsey Wixson for LUI of the Day

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Lindsey Wixson is a freakish faced model…and despite her success as a model…she was an “it girl” who defined a look for a minute…which means she’s had a lot of success at it…

But it makes no sense to me… as far as I’m concerned she’s a monster…but I guess interesting face to some is marketable, and to others reminds them of the dude in Goonies…

She’s in LUI, being low level instagram model slutty – in her panties and flashing parts of her tit, but not her nipple, because you need to pay more for that.

You see, she’s used to making over a million a year. She’s that level of model…so this LUI thing is interesting, mainly because they aren’t focusing on her weird as fuck face…

That’s about all I have to say about that.

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2016

19

Sep

Lindsey Wixson by Amanda Charchian for Garage of the Day

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Lindsey Wixson is one of the weirdest faced models around, but instead of being locked in the basement like the redheaded freak she is is…and instead being condemned by the church after being put up for adoption by those parents…for being the spawn of satan she looks like….she got into modeling…and I guess acting…

So instead of being seen as a demon who you would assume would eat the souls of everyone around her…she started walking runways and doing ad campaigns to eat souls in a more marketable and luxurious way…

So instead of fending for herself in the forest, or as a child hooker left on her own to fend for herself..she did her surviving off cum and drugs…on yachts, with famous people, and paid for it with her money…she made just standing around…

Well now she’s older and naked and I’m into this weirdness…because unlike most models she’s got a belly and some titties…things I don’t like but when they are on some creepy sci/fi fantasy creature they claim is human…I find it compelling….

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2014

21

May

Lindsey Wixson’s Interesting Shirt in System No.3 of the Day

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Lindsey Wixson has great style…this is the best shirt I’ve seen in a while. If fashion can teach girls one thing today…her
e it is…the shirt that covers nipples…enough to not get arrested in public for being topless, even though the majority of places allow topless in public now, it’s a bi-law almost everywhere, except instagram…and other social media…

Boring.

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2014

10

Mar

Lindsey Wixson in Lingerie Campaign of the Day

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Lindsey Wixson is one of the weirdest faced models around, but instead of being locked in the basement like the redheaded freak shit is by the church her parents dropped her off at when she was born because they thought she was a demon out to eat their souls…they put her into modelling…I guess assuming that people love an obscure looking bitch, it’s so alternative, and high concept…you know so abstract and obtuse, or whatever other pretentious word these motherfuckers in the fashion industry use to describe freakish…I assume they just threw her in the mix to see if they could really trick the world, you know like a bad joke amongst themselves, giggling “if we put her in Chanel, the world will follow, let’s troll everyone with this troll looking tall girl”…

That said, she’s in a lingerie campaign and I like it…but I’m into weirdness in this desensitized world…

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2013

06

Nov

Freakish Lindsey Wixson for Eres Paris 2014 of the Day

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Lindsey Wixson is some top model, who I am sure is a very lovely lady with lots of fun and happy things to contribute to a conversation because being a top model has put her in fun and crazy situations and taken her to fun and crazy places and made her a lot of fucking money…but for some reason her fame or success in modelling makes no sense to me…because as far as I’m concerned she looks like a freak…just a weirdo face designed for a horror movie…that I am putting up anyway,..cuz we are in the tail end of Halloween…and you know somewhere someone is still passed out in a ditch in costume…not ready to accept Starbucks introducing the Holiday collection already…but more importantly I’m doing it cuz she’s in a bikini…and trying to understand her face…is some mind melding puzzle you retards could probably use as a brain exercises….

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Freakish Lindsey Wixson for Eres Paris 2014 of the Day

Lindsey Wixson is some top model, who I am sure is a very lovely lady with lots of fun and happy things to contribute to a conversation because being a top model has put her in fun and crazy situations and taken her to fun and crazy places and made her a lot of fucking money…but for some reason her fame or success in modelling makes no sense to me…because as far as I’m concerned she looks like a freak…just a weirdo face designed for a horror movie…that I am putting up anyway,..cuz we are in the tail end of Halloween…and you know somewhere someone is still passed out in a ditch in costume…not ready to accept Starbucks introducing the Holiday collection already…but more importantly I’m doing it cuz she’s in a bikini…and trying to understand her face…is some mind melding puzzle you retards could probably use as a brain exercises….