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2009

12

Nov

Lauren Conrad’s Showing Some Leg of the Day

I am only posting these because I like standing at the bottom of stairs where girls who are dressed trendy in little skirts walk down because a good percentage of the time, you see pussy or at least pussy in panty and shit is almost exciting, even if the pussy or panty covered pussy you see belongs to a fat chick.
I am not posting this because I am a fan of Lauren Conrad or anything MTV and The Hills gave birth to, if anything I wish they got a fucking abortion when pregnant with these ideas, but I can’t control these things, I can just look at this pictures and dream about how these should have ended better, kinda like how I dream Audrina’s career ends better than it started, you know face down in a gutter.

Bonus that’s not really a bonus pictures of Lo Bosworth’s fat lets….

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2009

16

Oct

Lo Bosworth Showing Off Her Legs of the Day

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Lo Bosworth was caught in the rain without an umbrella and it was nice to see because the sun has been shining on her life a little too much lately and I don’t find that fair. It’s like doesn’t this bitch really shit horseshoes, or can bad things happen to her, not that getting rained on is that big of a deal, but it would have been nice if her sprint in the rain ended with her getting hit by a car that didn’t see her because visibility was low and because she was in dark clothing and that she didn’t see because she was in too much of a panic from not knowing how to deal with a rainstorm, but I guess that’s too much bad luck to ask for, so we’ll start with the rain and work our way up the list until her peak turns into a deep hole she can’t crawl out of.

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2009

01

Oct

Lo Bosworth’s Legs for Her Birthday of the Day

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Lo Bosworth is one of the ugly-faced girls from The Hills and it was her birthday, even though everyday is her fucking birthday considering she gets money for just living a scripted life, because selling your soul to the devil, or MTV isn’t so bad, when the money rolls in, especially when you are ugly and really don’t have that many options that would make the kind of money she makes now. Even if she was to get into porn when all this Hills shit expires like it should have done years ago, with her Hills fanbase and celebrity, she still wouldn’t make the kind of money she’s making and her are her overpaid legs, because they are the only thing worth lookin at, even if none of her is really worth lookin at.

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2009

21

Jul

Lo Bosworth Has a Shitty Body of the Day

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Wow, another girl from The Hills with a shitty body, what the fuck are they trying to teach today’s teenagers, that being a dumpy useless slut pays the fuckin’ bills. At least in the 90s, bitches thought the only way to make it was fake tits and fake blonde hair, you know the Playboy tattoo on the hip whore route, now they are gonna think average lookin’ nobodies have what it takes and that’s fucking shitty for breeding low self esteem something all of us need to get girls to fuck us. That is just another reason to add to the list of why The Hills is ruining my life….one day soon someone is going to suicide bomb the shit and that person is going to be carved into a statue like the hero he fuckin’ is….