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2021

04

Nov

Lottie Moss Slutty of the Day

Lottie Moss is pretty representative of the era of models….

She has that big, probably fake tit Instagram look that all the girls out there are rocking…you know big lip muppets with fat tits and ass…a few shitty tattoos…some fake hair…just an overall hybrid of instagram filter to human…

Instead of doing high fashion campaigns, they sell their nudes to their fans and probably make more money doing that then they’d made legitimately…it’s the porn generation where everyone is some level of a porn star and super fucking into it…don’t tell them that porn isn’t a legitimate career, they’ll call me a toxic masculine bully or some shit…I just think you can do more meaningful shit bro…but I guess we all could be…but not all of us have Kate Moss as a sister…she’s a fucking legend.

So. Instead of being the sister at the top of the food chain, she’s the sister doing arguably hotter work and I’ll stare at the tits, why the fuck not, that’s what tits are for….I mean other than that feeding baby bullshit that will eventually be phased the fuck out.

I guess this is like when you hear about one of the kids Steve Spielberg or Morgan Freeman “adopted” turning to porn instead of becoming cinematographers on Alec Baldwin sets….only the British version…HIGH TEA ANYONE? I’m not talking to you Bezos and Charles, we already know you CLIMATE activists flew your private jets to meet up for a date….freaks.

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2021

01

Oct

Lottie Moss Bikini of the Day

Lottie Moss, who I will assume has met Kate Moss at least once in her life, but not necessarily more than once, because while this one was growing up to be this budding young half naked influencer, Kate Moss was the biggest name in fashion and we’d have to assume maintained a relationship with her father, or his new family, while not being too busy doing coke of Pete Doherty’s dick…

I actually heard a Baby Shambles song last night in a movie, and it reminded me how cool Pete Doherty was in the time he was fucking Kate Moss…I’ll post it…MUSIC FRIDAY…let’s dance like a bunch of queers on Broadway…

What a great fucking song, right…

Anyway, Lottie Moss, is the big probably fake titty, hair extension, instagram filtered, fillered, and phoney Moss…basically the anti-thesis of Kate Moss for a modern era and I think she’s pretty hot, even if I prefer her sister, as does the rest of the world….I mean she is Kate Moss…not living up to her SHINE is not really a failure, since most people in the world can’t….

With all sisters, I wonder if their pussies match…I guess I’ll have to sign up to her onlyfans…or you can do it for me.

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2021

24

Sep

Lottie Moss Naked and Soapy of the Day

I am probbaly not allowed to post this Lottie Moss propaganda because I’ll assume it’s part of her premium content platform, because girls, even those who have famous, arguably one of the most famous models, as a sister….are not immune to the ALLURE of selling nudes to the fans…it’s just too tempting, because I guess people get off to being jerked off to, or getting paid by dudes in exchange for pictures they can jerk off to.

I am not against the whole selling nudes, it just takes away the organic nudes, because when you turn nudes transactional, it becomes far less romantic, real, exciting….because it’s just a cash grab…

In conclusion, she’s no Kate Moss, but instead the instagram version of Kate Moss, with monster fake tits a bald pussy and that doughy face she’s cropped out because she’s wholesome, or knows she only looks good when filtered an under a pound of make-up….but that is her ass, possible fake ass, with that Tattoo we’ve seen before….

Again, I am not against this, I just find it interesting that her sister or half sister was literally the most iconic 90s model, likely worth 100 million dollars while she’s selling nudes like a lazy alt girl who lives in the apartment next door not into having a job…it is weird.

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2021

20

Aug

Lottie Moss Pussy Print of the Day

Lottie Moss has got that Instagram Body….that’s what I call it when I see these weirdly shaped girls with all their make-up on walking down the street in their bike shorts jacked up their cunts and sports bras or crop tops on…they are thicker than girls of yesteryear…and it’s not entirely a bad thing….because I like that women have been turned into some live action version of a sex doll all thanks to the hormones they are injected in the food, in the air, in the fucking water….it’s crazy…and probably why people are all dumb as fuck….

IN this CGI controlled Augmented Reality world of lies, fraud and bullshit…nothing seems real and I guess the good news is that the girls involved don’t need to be real, since we are going to be prisoners in our pod, we can just deal with avatar women so long as the cartoon version isn’t anime…but actually a girl who looks like an actual girl is good enough.

The funny thing about her is that she’s Kate Moss’ sister, looks nothing like Kate Moss, may not even have the real last name, but RIDE IT OUT….because people are such groupie fucks, I could pretend I was Kate Moss’ sister and get all the influencer deals, so long as my IG filter game was strong….would be a good prank.

I am not saying Lottie Moss is an avatar, I am just saying compared to Kate Moss, her sister apparent, is that she’s the opposite of Kate Moss…so in the 90s Kate was the coveted skinny model body with nice tits, and now Lottie is the fucking answer…if you consider this an answer….

I guess what I am saying is to stand out amongst all the sluts, you need a hook to matter, and Lottie’s got hers.

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2021

23

Jul

Lottie Moss Pussy of the Day

Lottie Moss is Kate Moss’s instagram sister that I say she’s probably never met, but that Lottie has played up because it’s a solid angle to get big on social media, which these people confuse with being big in the fucking world…Seriously, any low level idiot with even a small amount of followers, think they are fucking important, these egos are hard to control…

So a good way to stand out from all the other muppets of social media trying to get rich and famous and establish themselves in the fucking world as people just existing, is to exploit your famous last name….and get naked…because tits get hits, even silly tits..cuz we’re all perverts…

I am all for the world becoming weird naked porn chicks for clout and money, it’s been predicted, since we’re in a lazy and godless world, and finally the caliber of the naked chicks are better than the amateur porn I used to jerk off to…you know I always called it “a little too amateur”….with fat ladies and their Samurai swords on their double wide wall…kind of thing…while this is all HIGH profile….like I’m sure she’s been on Private Jets and in 5 star hotels…I mean she’s a MOSS…

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2021

25

Jun

Lottie Moss Got Ass of the Day

Lottie Moss is not Kate Moss and I’m not even convinced they’ve ever met, I just assume that Lottie rode the last name as hard as she fucking could to get relevant, on reality shows, maybe some brand deals, I mean her sister is Kate Moss, a high end fashion icon who dated important fucking people…

Lottie is also the opposite of Kate Moss, who I have been a fan of for her entire career, because she was skinny and topless and fucking wild and did coke openly and didn’t care that the media tried to go after her about it, because at the time, NO ONE did anything bad…

I think Britney Spears mentioned in her recent statement to the judge that the Miley Cyrus’ of the world can be naked and smoking joints on stage, while in Britney’s era, doing that would land you in REHAB….so it was a big deal when Kate Moss did it..

Obviously, the new generation, like Lottie, is far less impressive as a person, but is the polar opposite of Kate cuz she has that instagram body thickness the generation is into, she’s also got the instagram face, everyone looks like a cheap stripper…it’s a vibe…especially when all they do is sell nudes…

I am not saying I am not a fan of this, or that I hate it, it’s just fucking weird, and probably why dudes can pull off the whole trans thing better than ever, they’ve got procedures to give anyone this look….I just prefer natural beauty that doesn’t try so damn hard…

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2021

03

Jun

Lottie Moss Ass in a Thong of the Day

Lottie Moss is the Modern Kate Moss, they have the same last name so it makes sense, I’ve just never seen them in the same photo, and I didn’t see Lottie Represented on Kate Moss’ modeling agency, so I can’t imagine how close they are…

But Kate Moss, who was the luxurious, high end, fashion party, coke snorting, mom with her tits out being expensive….is basically the anti-thesis of this one…who. is built like an IG girl, wears stripper clothing, sells nudes and probably panties on only fans, all while rocking that instagram BODY..

I don’t think she’s terrible, I like the “NOT YOURS” tattoo which I am sure dudes read as a challenge and once up inside her think “IT IS FOR NOW”….and even though G-Strings are trash, and her whole dirty foot thing is trash, selling nudes to perverts is always an LOL….money grubbers are amongst us and they are getting paid…I just don’t know who would ever pay for this shit…but they do…and I am sure Lottie is pretty happy about that…..

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2021

26

May

Lottie Moss Lingerie of the Day

Lottie Moss is a very different than her half sister Kate, but that could just be a product of the times, since she’s about 2 generations younger than Kate Moss, and has likely only met Kate Moss in the magazines and not at actual family events, since Kate Moss seems like the kind of fancy and luxurious model who doesn’t fuck with her family…but despite sharing 50% of their DNA according to the rumors, she’s rocking a totally different EVERYTHING than Kate Moss…

Now, I’m a Kate Moss fan, I’ve found her hot and interesting since she first started out as the leader of the heroin chic movement, I remember her fucking Johnny Depp, Pete Doherty, being topless on yachts being fancy…I mean her hot skinny small tit model body doing coke in clubs on video and being unapologetic about it cuz she was the Fashion Party…made for good times…

So anything, even her sister she’s never met, will be something I am into…it’s just funny that the sister she’s never met has the Instagram body, the tits, the fat ass, in lingerie, with multi-colored hair, like she’s going to dance on a boat in a bootleg Miami Hip Hop video, or sell squirt videos on OnlyFans…it’s kind of amazing…

So Kate Moss came to the ranks from modelling for brands and being overpaid and important…always skinny…with quotes like “nothing tastes as good as skinny looks”…or some shit that I probably misquoted…and this one’s like “use the famous last name, strip down, show my fat tits and ass, and go to all the trendy instagram spots”….two approaches to the same result of me looking at tits…

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2021

22

Apr

Lottie Moss Ass of the Day

I’ve been making fun of Lottie Moss since she first hit the scene for being a bootleg Kate Moss, mooching off Kate Moss’ fame because they are sisters, or half sisters, but the truth is that Lottie probably had less to do with that than the media playing her up because of it, I mean MOSS is her last name, how the fuck else was she to do it…maybe like Kate Winslet’s actress daughter who Winslet, one of the biggest stars out there, claims launched her acting career secretly….because they have different last names….as if the people casting her didn’t google her and find out she was Kate Winslet’s daughter…you know what I mean…it’s a bullshit storyline….

Anyway, we’re talking about the other Kate, who was a fashion icon, super luxurious and high fashion, at fashion parties doing fashion drugs, with rockstars and artists…you know back when it was more exclusive and groupies of IG couldn’t get access…you had to actually be in the scene…a crazy concept….

So when a chubby and trashier version of her came up, it was weird but more modern since everyone is a fucking trashcan….and for whatever reason I took the stance that it was a bad thing…forgetting that she’s got fat tits and a a good waist to hip ratio with that muppet IG face…ready for reality TV and an ONLY FANS account….

But I’ve decided that girls getting naked on the internet for money to pave their way in the world…is a noble, lazy, but noble cause…and when they have famous relatives…even better because the it is unnecessary but a solid cash grab…and money is everyone’s fetish…so get it….it’s clout…

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2021

19

Feb

Lottie Moss Brings Out the Tits of the Day

So Kate Moss was a top model, iconic 90s model, who will forever go down in history as the poster boy of the whole Heroin Chic movement..and I’ve been a consistent fan of her antics ever since…from her titties being exposed consistently on her luxury vacation…to her drug scandals and parties…to the Pete Doherty relationship…this bitch is TOP notch even at 50….

Then her sister, who isn’t really her sister, but her half sister, that looks nothing like her, and not just cuz of the muppet instagram filter face injections, and really I’m not sure they’ve even met…is out here doing reality TV, muppet “influencer” avon lady shit, and using that MOSS name to get her into the VIP rooms….only to transition into VIP rooms of her own by selling her nudes to her fans like the exhibitionist money grubbing perverts ALL these girls are…because it’s cool to sell nudes…and that’s fucking awesome.

I will say that as much as I’d never want to pay for nudes, I’m glad all these “mainstream” girls who would traditional keep their slutty nudes for rich dudes or DJs, are now giving the SIMPS a chance to get in on it…

SO…I support this movement…cuz I get to see the nudes that get reposted and that keeps me busy, gives me life purpose, I remember doing the site in the 2005s and it was a struggle to find celeb jerk off content but now…no one is a celeb but everyone is trying to be…and they’re doing it through racy content…it’s an ENDLESS supply guy.

Kate Moss may be a high fashion luxurious degenerate, but her sister or half sister is a whole other kind of degenerate, more of a porn degenerate and that’s always fun.

If you’re into it – FIND HER ON INSTAGRAM TO GET TO HER PAID SITE TITTIES

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