I don’t know when these Lottie Moss pictures are from, I just know that she’s got her tits out, which may be purchased tits, but they are still her tits, you haters, and yeah, I hate fake tits, but when a celebrity model who I think was one of the hottest models of the 90s has a half sister mooching off her name, seeing some success from the association, only to decide that showing her tits in a provocative way for money, which is a totally different kind of showing her tits for fashion or on the exclusive luxury yacht like her sister, but the end result is still the same, TITS!

I do know that I like these pictures of Lottie Moss, despite her augmentation because they feel like a bootleg badly lit photoshoot that I would direct or produce, because snapshots are far more fun then weird produced nonsense….so I feel like this is my pace, my style, my interest level….maybe Lottie Moss and I are creative soul mates that will never be, even though together we could do so much, or maybe I’m just a simple minded pervert who just likes the toplessness, even if it’s old, it’s new to me, even if it’s old, I still stare at nudes I have leftover from the 90s, it’s like NAM flashbacks motherfucker, but better, at least for the girls in them, who are now 50.

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Lottie Moss is Kate Moss’ sister that I like to call a mooch sister, because she’s appropriating Kate Moss’ name like some kind of NAME-BAITER, basically the equivalent of Shania Twain pretending she is native because her stepdad is native, or you know, people pretending to be retarded, disabled, autistic, other races, other genders, etc!

I don’t think it’s all that bad of a hustle, since her name is MOSS and she lets the people like you and me say shit like “OMG did you see Kate Moss’s sister, she sells her pussy on OnlyFans like a common hooker, hilarious, since her sister was all high profile, walking 4 fashion shows a day to build her reputation, putting actual hustle in, but we’re a no work generation, of selling pussy, so who cares”

The point of the story is, I’ll look at any pussy, even if it’s pussy that’s being sold to me, because I like pussy, and the fact it has a celebrity affiliation, even if I think they don’t spend Christmas together, it’s enough of an affiliation to jerk off to, which is the fucking point, I guess!

What a world!

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Lottie Moss is naked in this series of emotionless selfies…

I assume it is for her ONLY FANS which probably makes her more money than the brand deals she’s no longer getting because she does ONLY FANS….I guess having the same last name as Kate Moss only goes so far…

This nude selfie for the fans, that I guess people pay for, which is fucking nuts to me, but I’m old school and like free porn and think anyone paying for porn since the early 2000s is fucking nuts….and even in the early 2000s I wasn’t paying for porn but it was more reasonable to get rooked in…but I guess the whole scam on ONLY FANS is to rook simp dudes who are such cuck pussies that they want to support the girls they find hot like they are some kind of hero…when these bitches don’t give a fuck about them…they are in it for the bottom line, not the individual dude paying 200 dollars to sex with a dude in INDIA pretending to be LOTTIE MOSS….they LAUGH at their fans…I KNOW IT….

Anyway, the creative direction on this needs some work, it’s got the BEFORE PICTURES of a workout regime, you know to ocument her progress before diving into the KETO DIET….and maybe she figured that she can throw these up for the perverts who want to see her hot fatty outer lips…COINSLOT MOMMA…two birds with one stone….or maybe, when your sister is Kate Moss, you don’t have to bother trying with the nudes, being nude is enough….which is too bad….because I like props!

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Here’s some LOTTIE MOSS to remind you that just because your family or your sister is all HIGH FASHION and EXCLUSIVE…you know a 10,000 dollar day rate in the 90s, probably only willing to do 100,000 dollar or more projects in her 50s….DOESN’T MEAN you can be a low hanging fruit, clickbait on social media, direct to consumer sex worker, who sells nudes to her fans like a common prostitute…

I am sure she makes more money selling the nudes than her brand work, and when you’re built like an instagram girl, with that doughy body and what looks like a filtered and fillered face….you just gotta run with it…

Rewarded for the likes and follows, or getting sucked in and following the likes and follows to the credit cards…not the most complex work…you just sort of have to be born with tits and willing to show those tits…but that’s a TALENT to some, hard work to others, even if it’s all pretty lazy….it doesn’t matter..it’s about the money man…

Either way, slutty selfies of a THICC MOSS body…that doesn’t feel like KATE MOSS in any fucking way.

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Here’s some CHARLOTTE MOSS rocking one of them instagram bodies and instagram faces that may or may remind you of your sex doll you keep in the closet, not because it is gay, even though you only do anal with it, thanks to the vagina wearing out on you from usage, too expensive to replace, so you moved onto a new fuck whole….ONLY your sex doll is probably more real….and you get to fuck it.

The whole Lottie Moss shit is only something i track because I am from a different era, where celebs and their siblings were our superiors, and their desperation was less obvious, and their milking of their last name fun to watch as no one cared about the sibling, leading to drug use, premature deaths and feelings of failure that their narcissism couldn’t outshine….the whole self hatred for not being the star, even after their desperate attempts to be the star, still thinking they are better than you for genetically being related to the star, but being better than middle of the road labourers is hardly relevant to their life…

But they do live good lives…bikini clad…as COVID doesn’t get in the way of their good times….access to rich fucks with private jets and villas and shit…all hoping her plus 1 is the actual star of the family, not the sugar baby they have to bang out….

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Lottie Moss isn’t really that impressive of ?a personality, but the fact that she’s Kate Moss’ half sister and rode that last name as hard as she could, almost like a sugar baby would ride a rich guy’s cock, or maybe a girl with a dream of being a celebrity would ride a producer or casting agents cock, you know with vigor and theatrics they wouldn’t normal put into a fuck if it was with a regular john…

So unlike Kate Moss, she doesn’t do all that classy as shit, high fashion shit, even though Kate Moss was a little bit of an outsider, maybe even a little on the trashy side of things when she was doing the whole top model thing, I don’t think she came from some High Society, and looking at Lottie Moss in her instagram sex worker gear, you know stripper outfits, it’s safe to say that at least on the MOSS side of the family, they didn’t grow up in Chateau in the country because daddy or grandaddy made his money in banking and is now some sort of Lord…

I could be wrong…I mean we are in an era of generational wealth being as gutter as a crackwhore I once got SCABIES from after a night in a back alley puddle….after one too many MOJITOS…

I don’t think her quest to monetize is all that abnormal, so many girls are doing it, and I actually appreciate it because it means you don’t have to actually try to sext with strangers to get slutty selfies, they’re fucking everywhere..WE ARE DROWNING in them.

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I think I wrote this on WET SPOT WEDNESDAY….but I texted myself, so it must have be important…that people are so fucking weird sexually now, that at a certain point people will be craving missionary sex and not just when their girl off hookup app is nodding off on the fentanyl you just snorted….I mean real conservative and modest wait until marriage, no under the shirt, only finger bang over the pants kind of work your way up to the big day…..

You’ve got Kate Moss’ sister, who is “That aint Kate Moss Though”….but she’s riding her name fucking hard and even went viral early on in her instagram life…running a smut channel where she sells her nudes or near nudes….while being KATE MOSS’ sister…

I REMEMBER an era of “MEMBER SITES”…where some dude found an army of girls who were likely broken to star in cheesy shoots barely showing TIT unless you paid…NEXTDOOR NIKKI? KATE’S PLAYGROUND? we’re talking early 2000s internet…and at the time, most girls weren’t doing it..they looked down on those who did, despite even then making 1,000,000 a month in revenues….

I REMEMBER when an 18 year old Sara Underwood did Playboy, like on her 18th birthday, thinking WHY AREN’T MORE girls this eager to get naked and prosper….

Then a pandemic happen and 20 years later…THEY all followed fucking suit and cashed out and EVER Kate Moss’ sister’s got a members site.

It’s weird, we’re perverts, she’s in the Caribbean living a better life than you, in a bathing suit..looking way too fucking INSTAGRAM FACED…but whatever she’s Kate Moss’ sister…that’s her angle…I’ll endorse it.

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Lottie Moss is a nice reminder of whoever your sister or half sister may be…she can be Royalty, a top model, a huge celebrity, rich as shit, connected as shit….SHE can’t take away your ability to buy fake tits, fill your face to become an instagram looking clown, that you can use to sell nudes to your fanbase that are really only there because they like the connection to the very famous sister…

That’s not to say Lottie’s not a hot version of an instagram filter troll, it’s not to say her fake tits don’t look like a fun pool toy, the kind of thing I’d want to be rescued by if the CRUISE shit I was on was sinking due to all the VACCINATED people contracting covid and panicking….it is just to say that you can still be TRASHY, while pretending the be LUXURY, thanks to your sister being rich as shit and an icon in the overhyped, luxury fashion world.

If anything, it makes LOTTIE, who could be AI or CGI all the more authentic…while being not authentic at all…you know cuz selling the nudes is her true calling, her spirit has told her that’s her point here, and she’s not going to let actual industry connections or money opportunities get in the way of her DREAMS of selling nudes…SO BRAVE…

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That ain’t Kate tho…..

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You can throw out all those iconic Kate Moss pop culture moments from an era where models were exciting, interesting, or at least involved in less shameless shit than the girls of today self producing their shit….which I think is the real reason the whole “Influncer” or “Instagram Model” concept sucks…

In the mid 90s, when HipHop wasn’t mainstream and satanic, the only model content we saw were from fashion mags or paparazzi. They may have been industry dick suckers trying to get ahead through head, but it wasn’t done in public. So the shoots, the publicity stunts, all seemed less contrived…

The internet has exposed us to the real flaw in celebrity, which is that behind every famous bitch is a bitch who really wants to be famous and will do anything for it, because fame is seen as a good thing, not an evil thing, and a means to an end financially, because once famous, even for a minute, you get paid….

So with every selfie they take, every hashtag they use, ever celeb they interact with, is just contrived bullshit to get your eyeballs on them, instead of some other chick you don’t give a fuck about, because they are on the screen and not on your dick..

There was a semi-interesting storyline to follow when we only dealt with celebs through the media…not that they were more interesting or more important then, I’ve always said worshipping celebrities is bullshit and you need to have a life, but now people are worshipping non celebs like they are celebs, even though they aren’t…and that’s too bad….it gives people egos who shouldn’t have egos.

Looking at Lottie Moss, who is a Moss in name and not in body, isn’t as interesting as her sister’s iconic work, but different era means different hustle, means showing your panties on the internet to send people to your subscription site where you sell nudes…

It’s all so transactional, the mysticism gone….and that’s ok, cuz we get butt shots, straight to the fucking point butt shots. A win.

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