The nice thing about having Kate Moss as your sister is that it allows you exist as your own person….

You don’t need to be hot or jump through the same hoops her sister did – and really it’s not even her full sister – half sister that is the right half because it gave her her last name…

So everything sort of just works out for you…because we live in an era where people only care about who you are, who your parents are, who your friends are…like Sofia Richie, the Hadids, everyone else., while I only care about how slutty they are in their selfies…because that’s what really matters in this shitty world we live in.

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The nice thing about having Kate Moss as your sister is not necessarily being able to jerk off to her tit pics in magazines and tabloids, even though that would be my favorite thing about being Kate Moss’ sibling…it’s like jerking off to the hotter model girl version of yourself…and you know all porn siblings, from the Kardashians to Pam Anderson to anyone with a sex take has jerked off to their naked sister…because people are weird narcissists and genetic attraction is a thing…

But that’s not the point of this story, this is about Lottie Moss, the younger Moss sister, who is actually only a half sister, and could even be Kate’s kid for all we know, you know families have secrets….but what isn’t secret is that this one is in magazine as a model, all because of her royal sister’s career…and it must be nice to be not as cute, riding coattails, getting an audience and paid…it’s like all you had to do was be born to make it happen…solid deal..

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I know what you’re thinking, and that’s “I need to cum, where are the tits”…because you’re a fucking primate….and you think of me as some kind of celebrity porn fetish site, even though I am much more than that…a poet…just read my words…

But you’re also thinking, if you’ve even read the title – who the fuck is Lottie Moss and that you know she is definitely not Kate Moss, no matter how hard she milks the name, or gets campaigns based on the family connection, or even if she makes all that model money…she is just fucking bootleg…they have the same dad, big fucking deal…

But at least she’s out there showing her MOSSY nipples, something her big sister, who is old enough to be her mom, has done so well, along with fucking rockstars and doing cocaine…

She’s in a bikini….

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Lottie Moss was at some AIDS bullshit event put on by Elton John, even though AIDS is not a death sentence and they’ve apparently found a cure for it…but celebrities still need to come across like they care – not that Lottie Moss is a celebrity – but she is Kate Moss’ sister and Kate Moss is awesome, so anything she does or is connected with, will get where she needs to go…just by association / last name / etc….

So she’s following Kate Moss’ lead, not necessarily because she is as hot as Kate Moss, but I guess is much cleaner, virginal, fresher smelling and looking than Kate Moss, because she hasn’t been through all the cocaine and A-Listers…like a clone re-issued into the world to give us more MOSS, not that the other MOSS has MOSS growing on her TWAT…

Well, she’s not racy, but a titty shirt for an AIDS event is kind funny, because tits are the cause of AIDS in so many tranny brothels in brazil…

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Lottie Moss is Kate Moss’ sister who is FRESHLY 18, we’re talking 15 days since she’s turned 18, and she’s already in campaigns holding a dog, not riding her sister’s fame, fortune, success, or connections…you know not milking the Moss name, definitely not rocking the Moss aesthetic from the 90s, because these pictures are dark, rugged, or heroin chic, the shit that made us love Kate Moss like we were Johnny Depp and every guy in a band she had unprotected sex with…but instead it’s some Disney Channel quality wholesome that you don’t even see if you go to a college bar where these modern, feminst, young sluts are virtually doing vagina puppet shows for a cocktail they will later claim was drugged, after they black out and wake up with a dick in them….you know…youth of today…or some shit..

We can assume that in the next few days…or months..she’ll be naked, she’s 18, it’s allowed, and really what everyone is doing…unless her career takes the right direction, the one I actually tell girls I meet, which is “don’t get naked, everyone gets naked, if you don’t get naked, people will want to see you naked”….something people don’t seem to understand because they are trash and constantly put it out there to get noticed, even though they’ll pretend it’s for some higher purpose..

Either way, Kate Moss is one of my favorite, I love her long nipples, and even in her 40s I think she’s amazing…so anything that shares her DNA is already a win to me…even if this shoot is garbage…I believe in Charlotte Moss…she’s the future…and has everything lined up perfectly for her..

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