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2013

02

Jul

Lucy Hale’s “Hot” Instagram Bikini Pic of the Day

Lucy Hale posted this hilarious ass pic to instagram that I can only assume is her posing with her handicapped sibling, trying got share some of the attention she is getting, you know because she’s a nice sister like that…or maybe her intentions are more in line with the fact that she’s some tween celebrity pushing 25, who probably has a team of people, a lot of money, and a shitty attitude, who knows that posing with her fat friend, or weird shaped friend, will just make her look all the hotter. I mean these celebrities, even if you’ve never heard of them, know what they are doing, that’s why they are at the level of success they are at, so assuming they don’t know the most obvious way to make themselves look hotter…

It is easier than make-up, or fitness and it is the same move so many girls in clubs pull, it is the same move that usually leads to me having sex with a fat friend, because the fat friend demands some of the attention the hot friend I want to have sex with is getting…I think it is just female instinct to hang with uglier chicks…so I wouldn’t put it past this Lucy Hale character…

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2013

25

Feb

Ashley Benson, Lucy Hale, Shay Mitchell for Entertainment Weekly of the Day

I am into Ashley Benson now that I’ve been seeing pics of the Springbreakers promo tour, because she’s the substantially hotter bikini clad girls who are also in the movie….that you may know as Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens, who I like to refer to as the monkeys…..because of their hairiness and ethnic complexion….and I guess in this case the blonde white chick is better…cuz only cuz she’s not as chubby as the other two…

And here she is with two other girls who I guess she’s on a TV show with…that I’ve never heard of…cuz I don’t watch TV and don’t bother with looking these low levels up, cuz it’s too much work for their 5 minute window….forgotten tomorrow…careers….but I do look at their cleavage….

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2012

26

Mar

Lucy Hale in a Bikini with Ashley Benson for Bongo of the Day

Lucy Hale looks like a 12 year old who hasn’ hit puberty yet and who only has a bikini on because her pizza addiction has given her little tits that warrant a bikini.

I don’t get the appeal. I mean, unless that is the appeal, which is some pretty obscure and awkward thing to be into…..

I’m not really familiar with her, but assumed she was some stunted gymnastics bitch on the Olympic team, but it turns out she’s on TV…and now in Bongo ads….despite not being anywhere near a bikini model….remindng us that sometimes, your better used fully clothed….

But since she’s not, I’m gonna look, cuz looking at half naked bitches, whether t is good or bad, is better than not lookng at them….maybe that’s the whole basis of this Bongo bullshit….I get it now. It is all so clear to me.

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2012

01

Mar

Lucy Hale Bikini Pics of the Day

I don’t know anything about Lucy Hale but I assume she’s some jailbait trash who you are all eager to turn 18 to forget about her like she was Miley, Momsen, Lohan and so many other 16 year olds you want to fuck….

I just looked her up…she’s actually 22….maybe she’s just on some Disney drugs to stay eternally youthful like she was Selena Gomez….

Who really cares, she’s in a bikini, it’s nothing exciting, but I’m posting it anyway…cuz that’s what I do….


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2011

13

Sep

Lucy Hale Ass in Shorts of the Day

I have a jean short fetish….and not like a gay club kid in the 90s gone roller skating kinda way…. but in a bitches look amazing no matter how fat their asses are in a short, tight, pair of jean shorts…

I don’t know who this Lucy Hale chick is, but she’s 22 and on some ABC bullshit…but more importantly she is not only wearing jean shorts…but she’s also posing with jean shorts..catering to my whole country girl, farmer’s daughter, Daisy Duke wearing, inbreeding after coming home from a bowling tournament in my small town to fuck my stepdaughter with my team in our trailer park fetish…..

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