W magzine did us a favor and put out a shoot, or a video of Lucy Hale out of focus, because no one needs to see her face….

She’s in a new show that the CW network is trying to make famous and hype by putting it on after RIVERDALE…don’t ask me why I know, fine, I’ll tell you why I know that…because I know everything, except questions on Jeopardy, reminding me that I am a fucking moron, but i know Lucy Hale’s career, without knowing what Lucy Hale has done…but I know her new show because the 20 somethings I like to spend my evenings with, ideally with them sitting on my face, happen to like watching Riverdale, and Wednesday night is a big deal for me…

I think she’s a celebrity I’ve been told has Herpes from someone who used to fuck someone she used to fuck…but I could be wrong….like these pics…wrong.

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Lucy Hale is in a leather skirt – with her tits all hanging out.

Maybe that’s how she got herpes…

I was told she has herpes by a reputable source, because why the fuck would I go digging to find that out about someone I barely know exists…and why would my contact or source go out of their way to tell me about Lucy Hale’s herpes since Lucy Hale barely exists…it’s not like we have Lucy Hale gossip parties, it’s more like “Dude my friend banged Lucy Hale, she’s some chick from a TV show, she’s got Herpes” situation…you know…having herpes in Hollywood is just status but still herpes…and also the reason she’s wearing a leather skirt, not pants, to avoid cooking up and the stinging when sweat drips in…

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Lucy Hale is on some pretty little liars show, so by default is very famous – since kids fucking love this pretty little liars show…and the only gossip I have on her, because she virtually doesn’t exist in my world, but for some reason came up in conversation the other day – with someone with a very reputable source…because Hale dated someone she dated…is that Hale has Herpes…

Now I can’t confirm or deny this, and I know every little it girl – on all scales of relevance in the entertainment industry have herpes, it’s a right of passage, but I like to expose the gossip as I get it, I mean what else would I write about Lucy Hale…

The fun thing with herpes claims is that her legal team can sue me – but will have to prove she doesn’t have herpes – and with outfits like this – even if I don’t care for her – she can use my face as the litmus test…SMEAR SMEAR SMEAR “it doesn’t taste like herpes, I’ll take the post down”….

I DON’T KNOW WHAT SHE’S WALKING AWAY FROM, BUT I ASSUME IT’S FROM HER HERPES…

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Lucy Hale is the less interesting Pretty Little Liar, which in case you didn’t know was or is a hugely successful show with the kids, making all the cast memebers, including Shay Mitchell and Ashley Benson superstars to the youth, while remaining virtually unknown to the rest of the free world…

She’s in a bikini in Brazil and it’s safe to assume she’s a terrible, coddled, overpaid, entitled, brat…but that doesn’t change the fact that she’s in a bikini…all perfectly average in a bikini…that at least one teenage boy and creepy dad will jerk off to, I mean statistically, she’s got millions of people into her, that at least one person jerks off to every single one of her instagram pics, she doesn’t even need to get in a bikini for it….

Highlight of the pic, her friend’s ass crack, but really that still doesn’t make this shit interesting…I’m just posting it because I have nothing else going on…so don’t confuse this for me caring…because I don’t…this is not nearly hot enough for me…I just happen to notice it…because I have to..to pay for my yachts and private jet.

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Lucy Hale is the back-burnered, pushing 30, Pretty Little Liar…which means she’s still extremely fucking famous, kids fucking love that show making all these girls matter, but in mattering there’s a fear of being typecast, especially when the show is clearly going to be cancelled soon enough…forgotten…

I guess she’s just not as hot as chubby benson and the Canadian…not that I’ve ever seen the show, and could be totally wrong about everything I say about it…

I just know she’s in bondage gear for Paper magazine, because Bondage is in, I haven’t met a girl under 25 who doesn’t want to be choked out while getting fucked up the ass…smacked and bruise…because for some reason that’s feminism and empowering…

Makes for a good time, until they decide you’re a rapist that didn’t respect their safe word..

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Lucy Hale posted a picture of her in lingerie, I guess in efforts for the public to think she has sex appeal, because she’s assuming getting in lingerie is all it takes to have sex appeal, when we all know she can just ask her co-star Ashley Benson, who can educate her on the basic fact that it also requires big sloppy tit…

But, I’ve been doing this site forever, it’s totally not rewarding, but I’ve learned one very valuable lesson and that is that all it takes is being a girl on TV to have a creepy pervert jerk off to you…so to those creepy perverts who are like “Oh…Lucy Hale…She’s my favorite”…the kind of weirdo that will wait in line a comicon or whatever event to get her autograph…this lingerie is all they’ve ever dreamt of…and it’s here…and now they can pretend it was for them exclusively in their delusions….and I’d say this one’s for them, but they’ve already got it tattooed on their chests..as they’ve had 24 hours to pull it off…

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Lucy Hale is probably the least Pretty Little Liar, that I assume is a teen show about sex in high school, but that I could be wrong about, because I don’t watch the show, but if I wrote the show, this would be the substitute teacher some of the boys want to fuck, because she’s hot for 40…and not one of the high school students because she looks 40..

This is a shoot for V magazine, because everyone wants to be fashion, and fashion wants to feature anyone who is a huge fucking star, because it’s good for business and social media following, that they can use to sell better ad campaigns with…

So they sexed this thing up, it worked, and I relate to the creeper creeping in the background, because that’s usually my roll in most sexual encounters…often times from across the street with binoculars…because I’m a pervert…

Does this put Lucy Hale on the map? I don’t know, but I like when all girls get semi-slutty, even the one who wasn’t cast for Springbreakers when all her friends were, probably because of the whole looking 40 thing…

Who cares. Apparently I do because I posted it…but that’s just an illustion…I don’t know what else to do with myself…I’m in a prison I built myself and this is part of it…we call it internet purgatory.

The highlight of these pics is Shay Mitchell, her co-star’s bikini selfie…

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