I am not from the UK, but I have a friend I try to masturbate on Cam from the UK, who always talks to me in her classy british way, despite being a gutter slut, which is a whole new dynamic for me, because I’m used to gutter sluts having the vocabulary of a 7 year old, because that’s when they were taken out of school by their dad to work the farm as the vagina the workers had sex with, or whatever other fantasy I created for her to make loving her down and out ass at a discount rate guilt free.

So this Maria Fowler, in her underwear is clearly trashy, classy british girls don’t do this kind of thing, I mean Mary Poppins would never, but I am sure she sounds like an intellectual and angel when she talks, giving her a little depth to her tits.

So Who she is really doesn’t matter, just look at her pics, that’s what she wants you to do.

Classy. Like the Royal Family and shit.

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Maria Fowler is some low level UK celebrity, if you can call Reality TV trash celebrities, who I’ve POSTED IN HER BIKINI ONCE BEFORE

This time she’s far more intresting….patially cuz she’s riding a banana like some kind of Monkey, but more interestingly, if you FOLLOW THIS LINK ….she’s fucking changing on the beach….in what makes absolutely no sense until you remind yourself that she’s some low level UK celebrity, if you can call Reality TV trash celebrities….just trying to get ahead any way she knows how….by humiliating herself…or calling attention to herself…in idiotic ways…and I’m into it.

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Maria Fowler is some pudgy bitch who doesn’t matter, but who the paparazzi, probably follow because she pays them, to help increase her stock as some low level Pam Anderson without the acting credits, who pretty much gets naked for money, so working class chimney sweepers can jerk off to her, since they don’t get the internet, but do grasp the concept of taking their blue collar money to the store when buying beer and cigarettes to pick up a Lad Mag….because looking at these bitches is far more pleasurable than looking at their casserole making, white trash, hamburger helper eating, pig wives, but then again, so is any bitch with a set of teeth….

Wondering why I am posting it if I hate the bitch so much? My love for bikinis, especially when too small, jacked up a pussy and titties exploding out of it, it kinda cancels out all things horrible about the bitch….

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