Maria Menounos is just living bro…but like clockwork, every christmas vacation, or really every chance she gets, she posts a picture of her ass in a bikini, because I guess she loves her fucking body, but I guess she also knows that people love her body, and despite having failed as an actress or personality in the entertaiment industry, but rather forced to be a host to white trash america that watched her show, she can still get some of that male attention…showing what she uses as her pussy…cuz she’s greek..

Sure, some of her best work – is vagina sticking its tongue out at us on the beach intentionally…even though her anus is her actual vagina…it’s a greek thing…yes I know I already said that…i like to repeat myself…everyday, every year, like groundhog day…over and over and over again…

Now I dont’ really find her rainbow booty pic substantial, or even interesting, but give the girl a little attention – she’ll be 40 soon and thus expired…so take it in – even if you, like me, don’t understand why anyone would give a fuck about her…in a world with so many girls who are not so many years past their prime…it must be the rainbow…it’s always the rainbow…

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The Maria Menounos’ most notable bikini pic that I post every time I do a post on Maria Menounos is these pussy flash of her Probably unused vagina, cuz she’s greek, and greeks use assholes as their primary pussy, that she flashed us on the beach once ….

It’s really the only thing I know about her, other than that she was a host of a shitty entertainment show people obviously watch, but shouldn’t watch, because these celebrity tabloid shows are fucking garbage owned by the celebrities to perpetuate their bullshit careers…it’s all a scam…

I like that I know she probably expected way more out of life than being the Mary Hart of her generation…because why else is she out there posting bikini pics like a low level famewhore…it’s pretty simple self promotion…something she’s obviously got figured out…having been the host of a celebrity owned tabloid show to perpetuate their celebrity existence…

That’s probably why I have very little to say about Menounos…that is interesting or new….fresh…but when dealing with a played out, old, washed up twat posing obnoxiously in her bikini…again…as repetitive as my commentary on her…I’m left uninspired…and interested at looking at cheesy bikini shoot selfies from girls just coming up – not girls who almost made it – in the lowest level way….not into it..but I guess she looks hot for an old lady…those looks are how she ended up on TV in the first place…but I’m thinking some FACETUNE photoshop went into the production of these pics…

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Maria Menounos is still in a bikini, she really wants to be looked at, celebrated, adorned…because we all know her goal wasn’t to be an Access Hollywood host for fucking ever, we all know she want to Hollywood to be a star talked about on Access Hollywood, a star that started to form because dudes forced to watch the show thanks to their middle of the road wives while eating TV dinners in the trailer park sexualized her greek anal loving ass…and she never fully hit mainstream success…but she knows all the tricks and for that…she bikini pics…

I am more into her Probably unused vagina, cuz she’s greek, and greeks use assholes as their primary pussy, that she flashed us on the beach once ….

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Maria Menounos is playing up the social media game with some “Pants Off” pics…that aren’t that exciting but she looks good in her shameless self promotion – she has no choice but to do at 40…when no one cares…it reminds me of when I get girls to show me their panties covered in cum – while they are on the toilet…

She is not on my radar in any fucking way…probably because none of these girls I write about really are…they don’t exactly exist to me after I forget seeing pics of them….or after I block out how annoying they are on TV….not that I watch TV… they sold their souls out to be on….I just like knowing that they think they are important..and struggle staying important..while guys just jerk off to them…

I know her pulling her pants down makes you want to see her pussy, not cuz she’s Maria Menounos, but cuz she has a pussy…so let’s revisit… Probably unused vagina, cuz she’s greek, and greeks use assholes as their primary pussy, that she flashed us on the beach once ….

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Maria Menounos is doing some deep squats….obviously for some bullshit publicity stunt because she knows that dudes love her ass…they really love her ass…but based on her career as an entertainment tonight reporter, I don’t really know why dudes even know who she is…or care about her…

She’s a 40 year old greek chick, who we can assume likes anal, it’s a cultural thing, but what girl doesn’t like anal, or maybe girls only like anal with me since it is the only way they can feel anything from my cock…either way, I really only remember because of her VAGINA SLIP …

I just assume she wanted to be an actual actor or celebrity – but ended up as a talking head for married men to focus on while their wives listen to bullshit gossip…when all Maria wanted was to be in the gossip…and I guess deep squats is how it’s done…

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Since Maria Menounos is greek, I don’t know if we can call her ass her ass or if we have to call it a vagina – since every greek woman I’ve had sex with has lived up to the legacy of their historical and cultureal commitment to anal sex….from philosophers and great thinkers banging young boys they taught…to the ghetto diner owner’s daughter…anal sex is as greek as Souvlaki…and if you’ve ever fucked a real greek girl she’ll ask you to use olive oil as lube, like it’s one of their grandmother’s tradition passed on generation to generation, or they’ll just let you go in raw – becuase all the olive oil they eat keeps their assholes well lubricated…

Someone should do scientific research on this, because I swear, it’s fact…

Maria Menounos is not interesting, she’s just a failed celebrity who ended up in a cheesy entertainment show, but she is household as a name – to perverts who had to watch the show…Mary Hart to this generation of perverts…but she’s pushing 40 and like all greek women in their 40s…her ass is fucking huge and that alone is more than enough to stare at…

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Maria Menounos is a greek and she wants you to know it – because greek’s love anal and so does every single guy I know who hasn’t been shit on while having anal..but those who have, for the most part, realize it has lost it’s allure and is a little overrated…but fun while it lasted…usually not for the girl…but if you have a small dick, and you probably do, it’ll be fine…she won’t even notice, but that’s probably because you’ve drugged her. Sicko..

I find Maria Menounos boring, irrelevant, useless, but in a bikini…

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Maria Menounos is around 40 years old.

The most interesting thing about her is that she is Greek, anal sex loving, because that’s what greeks are into, at least that’s the rumor and I believe all rumors…

The other interesting thing about her is that she made a career as a host on a shitty, targeted to white trash trailer park, on disability people addicted to TV…that she quit…despite being the new Mary Hart…with a fan base, because people really found her hot….only to go onto do nothing substantial or interesting…but she still posts bikini selfies….

Even though, anyone who knows anything about Maria Menounos knows she had a pussy slip in a bikini once….

And no bikini pic she posts will ever be as good, and maybe she just does these new bikini pics as a vehicle or excuse to get people to post those pussy slip bikini pics…who knows….or cares…she’s a virtual fucking no one…and she’s not even that hot…in a world filled with hot girls you have access too on tinder…it’s hard to bother with these idiots..

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I guess Maria Menounos wants you to know she has defined abs…

I don’t know why Maria Menounos wants you to know she’s got a flat, fit, toned stomach, when as a greek she should know that matters is her primary fuck hole, her anus…but I guess posting anus pics on social media is less “look at how healthy and fit I am through diet and exercise”…to make all her 45 year old fans who watched her on Extra….and follow her…feel bad about their fat, not on TV selves….and to make the 40 year old men who know who the fuck this slag is for whatever reason ask “where’s her ass in this pic”….

I don’t know why girls think ab pics are hot, when really all we want to see is them from behind…the other side of the abs…that’s the target…

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Maria Menounos has consistently been an attention whore, and the funny thing is that it has barely worked out for her. She got confused that dudes forced to watch Extra or whatever show she was on that I assume trailer park, middle of the road people watch…actually had some level of sustainability, so she quit the job she got…and tried to do a reality show…and none of it really went anywhere…leaving her thinking “But I’m hot”…well, she’s also old…and missed the window of really being the next Kardashian…so confusing people loving her ass…on blogs no one cares about…for having star power…is a fucking joke…but seeing her pull down her shirt, to show her tits, like the classy girl you’d imagine she was, is pretty fucking funny…

It’s like “look at my tits, people like tits, I am more than just an ass fucked Greek in the lowest form of Hollywood”…I am Tits!

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