MAC Cosmetics paid Martha Steward to strip down into some silk robe at 85 years old, to seductively eat strawberries and honey while moaning erotically, even though we know 85 year old vaginas no longer work, we’ve tried them….
It’s a reminder that when a big cosmetic brand pays an original lifestyle influencer millions of fucking dollars to fuck some fruit with her mouth like some kind of blow bang porn without the gagging….it’s considered SFW, fashionable, trendy, comedic…
BUT when I pay an 85 year old at the nursing home with dementia to lick my ass while I jerk off…it’s exploitative and pornographic.
Granny Porn is not all the same I guess…and the world is not fair, there are different levels, different tables and we’re sitting at the wrong one.
What we do is seen as porn, weird porn that can’t be monetized…but when they do porn it’s parody or high brow and they’ll run that ad on primetime.
Either way, if you’ve ever jerked off to Martha’s big tits while she’s baking on PBS because you don’t have cable, you may be into this.
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