Her name is Megan Samperi. She is from JUPITER FLORIDA. She did not work at the Robert Kraft rub and tug because she is not Asian, but she probably has been to the restaurant in the same strip mall, it’s a hot spot in JUPITER, shout out JUPITER….

BURT REYNOLDS DIDN’T DIE FOR THIS….

These are her tits…she has a BS in Biology and says her priority is “Health First”….but I think she’s more into other aspects of BIOLOGY like getting naked to show off her Biology, to generate interest in her from either a fan base that will help her reach FAME levels….or from rich guys who can make her Florida Dreams come true…and not the METH Florida dreams…but the waterfront in West Palm Florida dreams….even though she’s in LA now, being a “Model”…..

What I like about these pics – the tits.

What I don’t like about these ics – no labia or anus – like what’s even the point of being naked if we cant see the gateway to her soul and imagine tonguing it as perverts do.

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Megan Samperi is topless..

I am not even going to bother googling her, I know her story, at least I’ve written it in my head…and here it is in the picture form.

You come to this site three times a day, so don’t act like you don’t know what is going on here…girl told she’s hot, decides she is hot, thinks she can get big on instagram so she doesn’t have to get a real job, does instagram…so she doesn’t need to get a real job…realizes nude shoots and collabs with photographers with an audience is marketing…does that…ends up on drunkenstepfather…never finds out…because it’s drunkenstepfather not anything relevant like Daily Mail…

I like her name because it reminds me of Campari…which all the lame “mixologists”…who anyone who calls themselves a mixologist when they are a bartender is already the worst…well they love Campari…and they are putting in their drinks…like it is the reason the 14 dollar cocktail is 14 dollars and doesn’t get me wasted….like straight rubbing alochol…and I don’t hate Campari….or any Alochol for that matter…it’s just making me feel a little thristy…like Megan Sampari…spritz spritz…

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