Megan Samperi is topless..

I am not even going to bother googling her, I know her story, at least I’ve written it in my head…and here it is in the picture form.

You come to this site three times a day, so don’t act like you don’t know what is going on here…girl told she’s hot, decides she is hot, thinks she can get big on instagram so she doesn’t have to get a real job, does instagram…so she doesn’t need to get a real job…realizes nude shoots and collabs with photographers with an audience is marketing…does that…ends up on drunkenstepfather…never finds out…because it’s drunkenstepfather not anything relevant like Daily Mail…

I like her name because it reminds me of Campari…which all the lame “mixologists”…who anyone who calls themselves a mixologist when they are a bartender is already the worst…well they love Campari…and they are putting in their drinks…like it is the reason the 14 dollar cocktail is 14 dollars and doesn’t get me wasted….like straight rubbing alochol…and I don’t hate Campari….or any Alochol for that matter…it’s just making me feel a little thristy…like Megan Sampari…spritz spritz…

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