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2019

08

Jul

Melanie Griffith Topless of the Day

Melanie Griffith is back with her tits out….

America’s Sweetheart, no wait that was Meg Ryan, then Julia Roberts, then Sandra Bullock…

Melanie Griffith was always some slutty LA rich kid, with a celebrity mom, who would work the rounds and by work the rounds I mean fuck a lot, before even having an acting career of her own handed to her cuz she’s from a rich and famous family…

So seeing her tits at 100 years old….like she was her daughter Dakota with the porn name…is expected…just 5 decades too late….7 decades if you’re an EPSTEIN-ESQUE pervert…which you probably are.

Old lady tits….still being TITS…which is fascinating like some science experiment cuz I’d expect them to be far more offensive….but I guess when you’re a celebrity…your tits age different than fat bitches who work at Walmart….

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2019

05

Jul

Melanie Griffith Bikini Body of the Day

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Melanie Griffith….Daughter of Tippy Hedren…vagina of Don Johnson and Banderas…mom of Don Johnson…

Living the rich kid dream at 300 million years old

Bold but when shameleess you can overcome and power through half naked.

I love everything about it.

Check out the abs on this pile of slop.

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2018

22

Jun

Melanie Griffith Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

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Melanie Griffith may be some kind of drug addicted old lady…but at least she’s not fat….

Sure, she’s the original Kate Hudson…a Famous mom, and has a Kate Hudson of her own, with Don Johnson….but before that whole being married thing happened, we can safely assume that TIPPY like GOLDIE….made all her Melanie Griffith dreams come true…and in the process of navigating her way through hollywood as someone raised in Hollywood…came many men cumming in and around her…it was probably the 60s, the Manson Era, cuz she is that old…

So seeing her in a bathing suit…is seeing something that has seen some shit…and is likely better off in a one piece…to provide more support for her exploded vagina to stay well hidden….

She’s fucking old..

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2012

24

Feb

Melanie Griffith Nipple in Some Photoshoot of the Day

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I have no idea when these picures were taken, I am assuming a while ago, but since she looks old and married Antonio Banderas back in 1996, it’s from some point in the last 16 years…and I’m really just into this shit cuz she’s showing off some nipple, big hanging old lady slutty tit and nipple that some of us probably liked in movies pre being a 55 year old….and not because I like seeing 55 year olds in photoshoot…See I’m a firm believer in retirement when your battered face and body goes menopausal…but unfortunately…I love tits no matter what they are on…

So tits and nipples elderly or young, or pictures new or throwback, it’s friday and I’ve already posted too much…so take this Melanie Griffith in…even if she looks better as a CRACKWHORE

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2011

03

Aug

Melanie Griffith Looks Like a Crackwhore and I Like It of the Day

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I don’t know about you, but I like my women to look emaciated, malnourished, drug addicted and like they are eager for their next hit of crack…you know pretty much exactly like Melanie Griffith is looking….cuz they are easy, affordable, too weak to run, and most importantly filled with tastes and smells that take you on a journey cuz they have a story….making her Today’s little piece of heaven…

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2010

10

Dec

Melanie Griffith is a Saggy Old Lady Vagina in Tight Pants of the Day

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When I see pictures like this, I can’t help but wonder what adventures this pussy has been on, what obstacles this pussy has faced, what challenges this pussy has conquered.

It’s kinda like when you run into an old, weathered drunk dude with an Australian accent at the bar and you wonder what his story is…like how the fuck did he end up where you are and why the fuck isn’t he dead when he looks like he should be…

It’s like her pussy is hanging off her body from a thread. Battered and anorexic, raped and abused, meaty and stretched out, but how did it happen, I have so many questions, I need to know the answer to…

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2009

24

Dec

Melanie Griffith is a Street Whore of the Day

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She looks like one of those weathered whores who offers pretty solid discounts, especially this time of year, because most people go for the whore who still has a functioning vagina. She’s dressed like one because cheap animal prints make the whores feel luxurious in such an not so luxurious job. She’s picking up a john like one, sure it’s her husband Antonio Banderas, but you know this is all just part of their sick roleplaying sex games and that the first Aspen back alley they find, motherfucker will be fuckin’ her behind a dumpster…..