I watched THIS VIDEO OF A NORWEGIAN DIVE CONTEST and figured I’d google the girl who twerked then won the competition….at least that is what I assume happened but I didn’t actually watch the end of the video. I’ve been on the internet too long to bother trying to watch a video to completion…like a hooker too lazy to try to reach orgasm with every one of her clients..it’s a get in and get out situation…

Her name is Miriam Hamberg and her profile is far less slutty than I’d want it to be seeing as she came in hard in that video with a bend over twerk from a diving board…you assume cuz she was going far bigger and more extreme in her twerk than the average slut…even than the obvious instagram slut…but as it turns out…I was wrong. We’ll still post her though, keep up the obscure death diving sport….

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