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2023

14

Jul

Natalie Roser Bikini of the Day

Natalie Roser is an early to Instagram looking model who stripped down to her bikini, did some brand deals, probably some skinny tea deals, it was the era for that and as time progressed likely launched her own bikini line to give her an excuse or reason to be posing half naked without feeling totally shameless, and likely launched an OnlyFans where she got a little more revealing because the thirsty perverts of the internet were willing to pay and the whole thing is a magical story of success.

She is Australian, so fun, slutty, a good time with an obnoxious voice but who you can’t really guess the age of properly due to the OZONE LAYER sun damage that makes them all look like they are in their 50s, even with rockin’ bodies!


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2021

17

Nov

Natalie Roser Hard Nipples of the Day

Natalie Roser is some Crocodile Dundee Vegemite Foster Beer Kangaroo and Koala Locked Down in Medical Tyranny in what is the scariest of the COVID country lockdowns…AKA Australian.

She was early to the instagram hustle, where being a hot chick in a bikini was all you needed to make a million dollars…through brand deals, modeling, maybe her own bikini company…

Since the pandemic, a lot of these instagram babes have gone the nude route to get more money, because people love money, it’s part of the evil system, we live under and we can’t really escape it, but people are valued by their money, they are deemed smart strictly based on their bank balance, and as a broke joke, maybe I’m just bitter…

But like a Sugar Daddy, I can still get what I want out of these ladies, because they produce the goodness for me, and you don’t have to pay their rent, buy their bullshit, or listen to them talk…a REAL fucking win….

They just give it to you for free for marketing, to achieve their dreams, and that makes us a winner.

Now, this outfit is hot, the body is hot, the model is hot and we don’t have to know anything else about her that would take away from that…the way NATURE intended….keep it all BOOK COVER…no one needs to read what’s inside…since no one reads anymore.

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2021

09

Nov

Natalie Roser Nude of the Day

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Natalie Roser is some Australian model babe from the early days of Instagram, which wasn’t that long ago, maybe 7-8 years ago, but long enough to basically destroy the fucking soul of all those involved….only 8 years to turn young people into sex workers who obly put value on their likes and follows in a virtual world, while remaining losers in the real, but WHO cares about the real world…

The old guard that is probably not THAT old like Natalie Roser, probably saw some success with brand deals, but that was then and this is now, and now requires you to get nude.

The good news is that the old guard, unlike the new guard, were from a time before filters and photoshopping themselves too aggressively…now a clown bitch who is 500 pounds can make herself into a big titty babe…without anyone realizing…never needing to leave her house to fuck up the lie…just kick back with her bag of chips and feel like an actual hot girl…but they aren’t hot girls in their soul and hot girls in their soul are just on a higher level than the fakers….

So yes, in the olden days of IG, the babes who went viral were hot, and this is one of them.

I don’t know why the tits are out, but I guess that’s where the market is headed…

Natalie Roser Nude

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2021

28

Oct

Natalie Roser Topless of the Day

Natalie Roser is some Australian instagram model who has been around since the dawn of instagram which I guess probably makes her near or over 30 and thus practically dead in sex appeal according to my standards for models, not for pussy I fuck, because I’ll fuck dog shit if it was shaped like a cunt….I’m that guy.

Natalie Roser has made a career herself doing hot shit on instagram, so I guess she’s made her mark when she was best suited to make her mark…a true hero.

I think she’s currently working on a subscription site, so she gets naked on the internet too, as they do when they’ve been half naked on it long enough and you need to STEP up the earnings before you settle down an give up on this soul sucking, totally disconnected from each other, virtual fucking world that actually fucking sucks.

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2021

13

Oct

Natalie Roser Panties of the Day

Natalie Roser is some Australian who I guess is not in Captivity like the Australians I’ve been seeing, because she’s a hot model and they can get away with murder, but if you’ve seen any of the shit going on in Australia, it’s terrifying and I am sure will hit here in Canada…because we share the same monarchy…and that’s too bad….

The cops are literally showing up at people’s houses with print-outs of their social media posts to intimidate them, or if you scroll down, you’ll see a video I posted about a dude being hassled for being on the beach tanning, getting that VITAMIN D….

I guess it’s not just an attack on daily baby aspirin since it helps with COVID, like the attack on Asthma meds that work on COVID, or the Anti-Parasite drug they’ve campaigned against and reduced to “Horse Dewormer”….but an ATTACK oN THE people, the tax paying people, it’s fucking insane….but it doesn’t WAKE PEOPLE up…

WHY are they doing this….
WHY are they lying…
WHY are they being Tyrannical….

Because they can, we let them, but luckily Natalie Roser produces some clickbait smut to distract us…

You live in a CULT and you’re not the one RUNNING it….you’ve chosen evil instead of good…because that’s what happens with a Religion-based species when they lose religion…their daddy’s become the wrong daddy…but at least we have hot chicks to distract us…even though they don’t want us to be their daddies unless we have at least 100 million dollars…they’re high profile.


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2020

04

Mar

Natalie Roser – The Bikini Video of the Day

Natalie Roser is some low hanging fruit, slut of instagram, who did the bikini thing because she was in Australia, amassed a huge following of lame dudes, likely from the Phillippines or other obscure markets where the FAKE FOLLOWERS are bred, and now she’s onto the whole Patreon / Subscribe to her Fake Magazine to monetize, because it’s easier to paid lame dudes who like chicks to contribute 20 dollars a month to her content, than it is to get brands to give her deals, because that Skinny Tea and other low level shit she’s marketed has other options now.

I am not hating on the entrepreneurial spirit, but other whores of instagram have found the same hustle, the fake “high end” magazine they are editors of and that dudes pay for, because dudes are idiots.

I don’t consider myself a publisher, despite the blog, but I’ve been around online publishing forever, so now we’ve come to girls who get naked on instagram being the publishing companies making money through subscription, instead of let’s say, real publishing companies. Weird…but dudes like hot chicks and like throwing money at chicks…in exchange for the right to jerk off to hot chicks.

I’m already boycotting Rachel Cook, who doesn’t even have her own name level of original and Julia Rose, another one of these “magazine publishers’ because they send lawyers after me for reposting their content, as they don’t want the goods they are making 100k a month to live on the internet, despite it living on the internet, don’t they know how the internet works….egos run high though….

Maybe this Natalie Roser is the next one we boycott, but in the meantime….here’s the video idiots are paying to subscribe to….life changing…isn’t it….

These bitches think they are Oprah, they feel like setting up a patreon or whatever to bait lame dudes into their content, to let them feel connected to their content, as a cash grab that can make them 100k a month, is beneath them, that’s what sluts do, so they create a fake magazine, that stars their own content, and that is not a real magazine, to give dudes access to the content as if it is a higher concept than just her nudes…it’s definitely not genius and it’s too bad I didn’t figure out this hustle years ago…get all the pervert money and buy private jets and shit….instead I’m some asshole commenting on money makers, while making no money….OOPS.

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2019

16

Jul

Natalie Roser Bikini of the Day

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Natalie Roser posing for a meaningless beach photoshoot and I think you can see her tampoon, her diaper, her maxipad, something like that….or it could just be some gauze because these girls from instagram are all “THAT” kind of lady…you know with the vaginal infection from trying to get famous, brand deals, whatever the motivation is to be a half naked instagram chick…

In an earlier post I wrote on Natalie Roser – I said:


Natalie Roser…i’m sure she’s down to be peed on, it’s part of her job description of being an “up and coming model who looks like she’s 40.

I stand by that statement, but only in part because of the whole instagram bikini influencer thing, it also applies to her because she’s Australian and Australian girls are a wild, down to earth, good time….


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2019

10

Apr

Natalie Roser is Naked of the Day

Natalie Roser…..

An instagram model….showing you what it takes to be an instagram model…

A willingness to be half naked….and an ability to get pervert photographers….to take pics of them.

Doesn’t matter who she is…what she does….but look at her ass.

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2016

06

Dec

Bikini Model Natalie Roser of the Day

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Natalie Roser is not a hoser, but a hoser is something Canadians call themselves, which I don’t real understand, but I do understand the concept of HOSING someone down, which I rarely get to do, because girls fear golden showers, which makes no sense to me…because they’ll eat ass and take mucusy cum loads to their mouths, and that shit isn’t sterile, while urine is…silly girls need to read up on science or some shit…or maybe it’s cuz they pretend they don’t like being degraded, on some college caliber protest that bores me…

NOT THAT THAT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH Natalie Roser…i’m sure she’s down to be peed on, it’s part of her job description of being an “up and coming model who looks like she’s 40 and these were shot in the 90s”…

Catalog pics are the fucking worst…

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