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2025

05

Jun

Natasha Lyonne’s Porn Shoot of the Day

As if Natasha Lyonne wasn’t scary enough, they’ve put her into hosiery, some fishnet looking fancy pantyhose you’d expect to find in a brothel at the turn of the century, but on a woman who was basically born at the turn of the century…and not THE CURRENT CENTURY….the one before that….I’m talking 1899 shit….making her 125 fucking years old….or at least she has the well traveled cunt of someone who is 125 years old.

Natasha Lyonne was never hot, she had some tits, but was always a Ginger Demon who wanted to eat your soul. She managed to secure some important or even iconic roles in the entertainment world like American Pie, where she wasn’t even one of the main people….

But her highlight was in the early 2000s when her drug addiction turned her mental and she got evicted by Michael Rapaport, who in the event you don’t know is the chronic cold sore of social media who is also a ginger freakish demon who has started screaming on social media about Covid vaccines and other retarded libtard shit….

She had hep c from needle sharing, a heart infection, almost died back in 2005…..but then they re-launched her clone with a comeback, giving her Orange is the New Black and the Russian Doll series…she may even have a production company with a first look deal with a big network like Amazon…

So there is life after heroin addiction, but they still didn’t need the 125 year old in hosiery when she wasn’t ever hot before her lung collapse….

It’s offensive…

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2015

12

Jun

Natasha Lyonne’s Nipple in a Bikini of the Day

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Natasha Lyonne was the dumpy girl from Slums of Beverly Hills…who got really fucking dumpy when she developed some sort of drug addiction, as Hollywood starlets often do…she was never hot, but at one point in time, was busty in a good way, not in a her body caught the fuck up with her….and now, many years later, she’s on the beach with a tit hanging out, possibly something that we would have liked in the late 90s, definitely something I don’t hate today, even if some Free The Nipples are perfect candidates for “maybe you shouldn’t free the nipple, there’s a shirt over there for you to cover up”…

But I guess since she’s on Orange is the New Black or OITNB, like the people of social media like to call it, up on some NKOTB shit…and since OITNB just dropped on netflix last night…these are just so strategically timed it is almost offensive…

I don’t even remember the last time I wrote about this monster…oh it was in 2011 …a better time..where I wrote more about my experiences with fat jewish girls…than the fat jewish girl i was posting pics of…I guess when I still had fun..before giving up at life…

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