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2007

02

Oct

I am – DrunkenStepfather at the Neighborhood Festival Part 2 of the Day

So the stepNEPHEW, Paco Riviera, followed up yesterday’s video with a second part that was shot when he was a little more drunk and so were the people he was talking to. It’s nice to see that no one has any idea what this site is, except Steve Aoki, it is because no one reads this site and that’s okay, I am used to it and will keep on posting because I have pretty much nothing better to do with my time and because it allows me to brag about being the coolest site on the internet that no one reads, and chicks really dig that at least that’s what I tell myself when my wife is trying to convince me to go down on her…I’m all like “bitch I don’t need you”…but then I realize that I do cuz I got nothing better going for me.

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DrunkenStepfather at the Neighborhood Festival Part 1
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2007

01

Oct

I am – DrunkenStepfather at the Neighborhood Festival Part 1 of the Day

This hipster shit is taking over the world so I emailed the Neighborhood Festival in L.A. asking for press access. Since I always get rejected I was surprised that they hooked us up with access. The problem with things working out was that I don’t live in Los Angeles and had no choice but to set shit up. So I had to find someone to go out there and fuck with people for me.

I reached out to my stepNEPHEW Paco and he was willing to do it for me, which is a good thing because I am way less funny and motivated and probably would have slept through the festival if I was able to afford a plane ticket, which I can’t.

If I was there I would have ended up offending people in the first minute and they would have punched me in the face by minute 3, because I am in the business of getting punched in the face which could be funny, but I wouldn’t have had a camera to film it and it’d just be stories on the site that no one would ever read. So in a lot of ways, Paco is a god send and here is Part one of DrunkenStepfather at the Neighborhood Festival. Enjoy.

Remember, ladies send in your titty pics into me for Paco to sign if he got you all hot and bothered.

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