I had a reader who would email me obsessively looking for pictures of Kathy Lee Gifford. It had something to do with a masturbation ritual he had going to her tits back when she was on TV every morning that he couldn’t get past. He was constantly on the prowl for new pics of her, cuz he had exhausted every recorded clip he had of her and I thought the whole thing was weird…partially because I was never in such a serious morning jam that I’d fantasize about her red pubic haired cunt to get off, if anything I was usually asleep her whole career, except when she started dropping Christmas albums like she was John Tesh, that was her hottest period, but I have a Christmas fetish, I didn’t realize the kind of tits she was packing, and really looking at her old weathered body today is almost exhilerating cuz there is just so much fucking tit….

Not to mention she’s with her daughter, who looks like a typical rich kid WASP from the suburbs who drives a BMW and loves taking it up the ass cuz condoms are a drag but so are abortions…Oh my god…All American kind of slut and I’m down with this mother/daughter fantasy I’ve never lived out but have tried on fucking repeat…not that you care….

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