I have never heard of Olivia Palermo before…which could be a lie, because all these names pollute my brain on a daily basis and I try to erase them and use booze to forget them…otherwise knowing anything about this miserable hollywood industry…would be very embarrassing when trying to convince a girl that I am not in fact the teenage girl I want to adopt from Russia and marry…I save.

She’s a socialite, which means rich girl who does nothing…likely talentless with nothing to offer the world and apparently, she’s very horrible at taking bikini selfies, the countless instagram models need to tell this bitch to get off her artistic kick and spread that ass in front of a mirror like a good girl.

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Olivia Palermo is some rich bitch who I had never heard of before today….while staring at her red bikini ass and vagina definition…her dad is some billionaire real estate developer…making her all that more interesting to jerk off to…cuz knowing that her piss is worth more than your house is pornographic…but like a rich chicks…I am sure she lacks in character and personality…I am sure she’s a damaged vapid little hooker like the pornstars she probably judges…despite being the exact same as them…only on the polar opposite of the spectrum…I’m talking drugs, lots of sex partners, self hate, daddy issues….all the good stuff that turns me on….which I guess makes her ever more amazing….the one flaw that I do see…is that she hasn’t let me K-Fed Her yet….

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