I have a feeling Oprah has a crush on Aguilera and said that if she wants to come to her show she has to show up in lingerie….and Oprah knows she wants to come on her show, cuz Oprah has a God complex and knows to get she can hel get Aguilera that launch Aguilera needs…..because Aguilera decided to step down from fame for a bit and start a family with possibly the ugliest human in the world, a circus act that didn’t have the same “Freak Show” appeal in today’s society as it did in the 20s when traveling Carnivals rolled through Americana small towns, so she needs the extra push to remind people that she isn’t Lady Gaga and that Lady Gaga isn’t the only fake blonde, fat uterus Madonna impersonator, despite what the music charts seem to say the last 18 months and that Aguilera was there first and deserves to get her place back because she is stronger, at least according to the lyrics of her last hit song….8 years ago….and I really don’t care, because seeing lingerie under a robe doesn’t get me off as well as seeing lingerie, not to mention her whole 1950s bullshit glam Marilyn Monroe shit isn’t working for me as well as flashing her mom pussy on mother’s day would…but I guess her Oprah appearance has nothing to do with what I want out of her. Cunt.

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