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Christina Aguilera Covers Up for Oprah of the Day

I have a feeling Oprah has a crush on Aguilera and said that if she wants to come to her show she has to show up in lingerie….and Oprah knows she wants to come on her show, cuz Oprah has a God complex and knows to get she can hel get Aguilera that launch Aguilera needs…..because Aguilera decided to step down from fame for a bit and start a family with possibly the ugliest human in the world, a circus act that didn’t have the same “Freak Show” appeal in today’s society as it did in the 20s when traveling Carnivals rolled through Americana small towns, so she needs the extra push to remind people that she isn’t Lady Gaga and that Lady Gaga isn’t the only fake blonde, fat uterus Madonna impersonator, despite what the music charts seem to say the last 18 months and that Aguilera was there first and deserves to get her place back because she is stronger, at least according to the lyrics of her last hit song….8 years ago….and I really don’t care, because seeing lingerie under a robe doesn’t get me off as well as seeing lingerie, not to mention her whole 1950s bullshit glam Marilyn Monroe shit isn’t working for me as well as flashing her mom pussy on mother’s day would…but I guess her Oprah appearance has nothing to do with what I want out of her. Cunt.

Pics via Fame

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Rihanna Lookin’ Her Best of the Day

I like Rihanna, I think she’s got something hot about her, maybe it’s because she’s from the islands, acts slutty and laid back like a girl who likes to lie in bed all day and suck your dick, maybe it’s because Jay Z exploited her and didn’t pay her much making her never lose her chambermaid roots, maybe it’s cuz she’s a number 1 popstar but none of that matters, what does matter is that I have never seen Rihanna look as good as this. She’s on some Michael Jackson post plastic surgery kick, maybe she finally got that nose job she needs, and that makes me want to jerk off and use that scarf as a cum rag while Chris Brown dances around…

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I am – Pam Anderson Covered Up at the Beach

Image Removed due to Papparazzi

I was surprised to see these pictures of Pam Anderson on the beach covered up, mainly because she’s an exhibitionist slut who is normally in a skimpy bikini with fake and real parts spilling the fuck out, but I guess it was cold out considering that buddy she’s with is rocking a gayer than bicycle shorts, tight as fuck wet suit.

I usually rip into this bitch for being a trashy washed up stripper. Or I go off about her hepatitis and how she was the object of all your wet dreams when you were in high school, but I guess I gotta step back and be realistic for a second. She’s got a couple of kids, she’s pretty menopausal, and she’s still got a tighter body than most 20 year olds I try to get naked. Sure, I prey on the ugly ones because they appreciate the attention and I appreciate their youth, but they are still girls. I think Pam’s future husband does the same thing, only he’s more successful and the young girls he goes after are heiresses that he’s enterprising enough to film getting fucked raw dog. I always wondered if he was the source of her herpes, which is the strain that has hit everyone in Hollywood, or if she scored that somewhere else. It doesn’t matter. What does matter is what Pam and his sex smells like, you know her hep, his herp shit’s could be pretty fucking gross.

I am not so into fake tits, I don’t like what they do to girls. They make them so tit-centric that being around them is fucking tedious. They always talk about their tits, flash their tits, make people touch their tits, which isn’t the bad part, the bad part is that I am never the one they ask to touch, lick or rate them, and whenever I am left out, I get bitter. I was walking down the street today and saw some pregnant lookin’ chick walking alone with a set of fake tits, my first thought was that I bet she didn’t know the daddy’s name because her fake tits lured him in one drunken night, when I asked her, she wasn’t too impressed and told me to fuck off.

Either way, here are the Pam Anderson and the shit stain on her arm covered up on the beach pics.

Don’t worry, this post didn’t make me laugh either.

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