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2020

06

May

Peyton List Giving her Cunt a Tan of the Day

I hope she’s got some SPF on that thing, because otherwise she’s got to watch out for the CUNT AGING….during a time we are avoiding Contagions…

I don’t know where I am going with that, a homeless guy I just yelled at to social distance from me as his crackhead ass got alarmingly close in this era we are to fear each other…said I am not “CONTAGIOUS” but I DO LOVE CUNT.

So I’m ripping him off for you….realizing he’s a better comedy writer than I’ll ever be because I don’t really know how to write…or be funny..but I can post pics of celebs I have heard of but don’t remember because I don’t care enough to remember…like Peyton List…in a bikini airing out her cunt for her fans. I don’t know why, probably a “Mid yoga handstand look how fit I am next to my pool while you can’t afford a pool cuz you’re not Peyton List”….but I just call it a bullshit excuse to post a pic of her ass she wants you to see.

It’s not a TECHNIQUE situation here, it’s a LOOK at my bikini….one leg up…in some creative sex position you learn on a porn set to get the deep dick shot right…or maybe she’s just pissing like a dog..either way…you can probably jerk off to it…so while I go find more homeless people to write my site for me…you can jerk off to it.

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2017

19

Apr

Peyton List is the Disney Star Heading in the Right Direction of the Day

It’s nice to know that it’s not just fat girls getting famous on instagram, but rather young starlets too….because girls of all shapes and sizes can be shameless whores for attention, if anything, it’s the norm and the challenge is finding the whore amongst the whore because everyone’s a whore..

I believe in this Peyton List girl and her 10 million fans….her head may a be a little disproportionate and weird…but she’s in a bikini top about to pull off her bikini bottoms and that’s magical enough to me.

Keep up the good social media work….

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