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2009

Nov

Marisa Miller is a Vintage Pin-Up for Harley of the Day

All American Marisa Miller is the spokesmodel for Harley, because she uses her tits to make her money and here she is in some throwback pin-up girl themed shit for some Military Appreciation month that Harley is milking to get publicity, and I guess it’s always nice to see a bitch dressed up from an era long ago, but I always prefered going after the real deal, you know going thru grandma’s photo albums lookin’ for bikini pics, because getting off to women who have been dead for decades is far more naghty than getting off to girls dressed like they’ve been dead for decades.

I don’t really know why they still try to pretend that people in the military aren’t homosexuals, I mean only homosexuals would sign up to live in close quarters with other men, you know playing with guns, wrestling, working out together, showering together, with the only available pussy belonging to a bunch of dykes who are in the military for the same reason the gay dudes are….but I guess I could be wrong, I just doubt that I am….

I mean the whole overcompensating pretending your straight by going nuts over pin-up girls and the ladies in “the pictures” is behind us, save that shit for WWII and Korea, but whatever, let’s just go along with this and pretend it makes sense….because Marisa Miller has a banging body….

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2008

Nov

Hollywood Pin-Up’s Pictures of the Day

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I am slow moving on this story because I really don’t like the whole pin-up burlesque movement. I find it dated, unsexy and the girls who usually are up on it are fuckin’ fat, suicide girl types who listen to rockabilly and have stupid asymmetrical bangs and patent leather 2 tone shoes they got at some shitty vintage store. Whenever I see them perform with their nipple tassels, or even just walkin down the street with their 1950s style glasses, I just think to myself that they are attention craving whores who can’t get any airtime without a shitty novelty act where they don’t even get naked and that embraces being overweight.

That said, phtotographer Timothy White, who’s been doing celebrity photos for magazines made a book called Hollywood Pin-Ups and a bunch of hollywood starlets jumped on the opportunity, maybe because they wish they were part of glamorous Hollywood in its 1950’s prime, that stayed classy on the surface, when guys could jerk off to bare ankles and liked girls who were busty and fat, and not in the cesspool it’s become, or maybe they’re just friends with this motherfucker, or thought it’d be a fun project, but none of that matters, because

I have some of the pics that will save you from buying the book. Until Timothy White comes after me since I don’t have permission to post this shit.
Here are some of the pics

Angie Harmon….