I call bullshit on this video, what are the chances a motherfucker would be videotaping this drunken chick trying to take all the attention away from the bride and put in on her drunkself because that’s what catty, jealous girls do at weddings because girls have something wrong with their brains that makes them HATE othergirls, even if those other girls are their friends, because they want to have all the attention on them. it’s something I’ll never understand, but seeing the way this pole dancer is dancing, she would have been the one at the wedding I would have focused my energy on, because she definitely was hungry for cock and ready to put out to feed her sadness from seeing her friend find a man who wants to spend the rest of time with her, while she only gets guys to stay the night if she’s lucky….
Either way, funny video whether it is fake or not.
Here’s a funny concept, legitimize stripper dancing by creating a nation federation of pole dancers in hope of turning shit into some kind of Olympic Sport, where half naked girls show off their stripper moves, instead of seeing bitches like Shaun Johnson flex her back muscles. I guess it’s not as funny as it is amazing. Sure no strippers I’ve ever seen in my life, and I’ve been to may stripclubs, have pulled off anything like this, but I guess it’s nice to know shit exists, now all they have to do to make this shit a little better is actually strip. Don’t forget your roots sluts.
I don’t know what drugs these whores are on, but I like to think it’s the word of God, because these Mormons in Utah are trying to claim that Pole Dancing should be an Olympic sport, and that it is some kind of legitimate sport and that they are athletes, which is something I’ve always argued because I like to give strippers more credit than being money hungry, drug addicted, fake tit party girls.
I assume that these Mormons are pushing this because Religious people are repressed and they are trying to feel better about doing something that makes them feel wet inside and sparks the conception of their next 15 babies when practicing in front of their husband when he gets in from working the fields and going door to door like he was Prince/The Artist Formally Known As….and that it is appropriate because they are only dressed like whores in fishnets and stripper heels because it’s the equipment needed for the sport without realizing the only equipment really needed for this sport is big tits and a pussy……I know that the only thing more frustrating that watching a stripper who doesn’t get naked doin’ her routine on a pole dance so you have to take her for a private dance, is watching an suburban ugly Mormon mom, struggling on the pole while not stripping and not having the option to grab her tits for 10 dollars….because you feel sorry for her for embarrassing herself in front of all these people….
I guess tryin to legitimize an illegitimate thing is somethin Mormons are good at, you know with the whole polygamy wife beating shit, I guess if it went through and made it to the Olympics like it was the Jamaican Bobsled team or Michael Phelps, it’d make the Olympics the biggest cocktease event on TV, I mean besides the Teen Choice Awards, Disney Channel and all things starring Dakota Fanning….I don’t know where I was going with that, but figured you’re a bunch of perverts who get off to young girls, so I did it for you man…..
