Funny story. I watched the Grammy Awards last night. I NEVER watch the Grammy Awards. I didn’t live blog my Grammy Award coverage because since Twitter deleted my account, I feel no real point in doing that, I have 10 followers on twitter who don’t fucking care and I don’t expect live tweeting the Grammys to be my “Lewinsky” breaking story that makes me fucking matter. Maybe I don’t actually want to matter, but rather want to watch the Grammys in peace, to realize just how disconnected I am from the entertainment world, to sit in the scam that is mainstream success, to question Lizzo…or her a lyric that says “I’m not your side bitch” or something along those lines, obviously, she’s too big to be a side bitch, can’t fit in the the passenger seat, more a back seat bitch, cuz it’s got bench seating. She can bring her flute with her…..or to hate on Alicia Keys as she remembered when she was the fat bitch in the music industry, now she’s all like “I’m skinny fucks, bring more Lizzo”…or to hate on Chrissy Teigen for being a ugly opportunist cunt…while appreciating Tanya Tucker and Bonnie Raitt, because I like old Country…to seeing Bille Eilish’s rich LA 18 year old with a thug accent offset by her brother who lives in the same house as her not have that accent…because it’s all an act…like Demi Lovato’s acting sad to pull on your heart strings and to get your sympathy when she should be blacklisted for being an opiate addict….or Arianna Grande singing about all the stuff she buys herself in her album inspired by the loss of her boyfriend Mac Miller…nice tribute….and it was pretty shit, but filled “Kobe the Rapist” tributes because he died……….and I was glad…so glad Chapelle won and Ellen didn’t…which was my highlight….

These are the tits…

Pia Mia was there, probably to give foot massages to the record execs while they watched the show..

Priyanka Chopra was there looking like a proud mother with her tits out next to her husband Nick Jonas

Here she is at the Pre Grammy Party

Rosalia came from Spain and sang some really boring song, shaking her ass in a white bodysuit..

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Sophie Turner with Joe Jonas, probably stoned

Tove Lo brought her tits out

Camila Cabello sang a song about her cuban dad

Here she is preforming

Disney Trained Demi Lovato pushed the tears out, I assume she just has to think of the heroin she’s going home to and that brings tears of joy, which she can pass off as tears of sadness while she sings a song written for her to sing at the Grammy Awards to repackage her as a wholesome bi polar bitch instead of a degenerate drug addict.

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Some Victoria’s Secret model Grace Elizabeth with the tits

Heidi Klum brought her new face

Madison Beer was at an after party with her tits out

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Nicole Scherzinger and her massive tits in a white dress

Naomi Campbell in a weird wig

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Pregnant Lana Del Ray and her cop boyfriend

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Dua Lipa in some white silk

Cardi B with her tits out because that’s what she’s paid to do

Avril Lavigne aka Lil Half Dead

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Alessandra Ambrosio was stoked to see Rosalia, what is with that ass??

Ariana Grande showed up in two different dresses but with the equal amount of spray tan rubbing off making her look like a leper

Bebe Rexha with the titty mesh, more of that here

Bilie Eilish is 18 now and won all the awards

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Gwen Stefani looking plastic

Jameela Jamil was invited even though she’s a judgmental bitch

Jojo with the wet look, fresh off the pole.

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Joy Villa Supporting TRUMP

Lizzo looking for the buffet

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