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2020

19

Feb

Tits at the BRITS Round Up of the Day

The “BRIT” Awards happened and there were tits. For those of you who don’t know, or don’t care, these are not Britney Spears Awards, but in fact bullshit meaningless awards like all awards, only far more fancy because they have a British Accent. I guess these awards celebrate music, and like all awards the winners are just whoever paid the fucking most for the win. In the event you didn’t know….there’s this thing called PAYOLA where there big record companies have been caught over the last 50 years bribing for radio play, bribing retailers, printing more copies of an album than needed, and destroying or handing out the surplus for free, so that on paper the albums go Gold or Platinum, it’s all fucking lies…and the award shows honor that…or celebrate that with statues.

Fuck the music industry..

The only shocking thing in the Brits is that the low level paparazzi fodder of the UK wasn’t there with their tits out, like they have their tits out every week for the paparazzi. The UK breeds some real trash reality stars who are always half naked, probably better suited to be backpage girls, but instead are on TV….I don’t really see any of them here….but there were tits…and Billie Eilish…which we can’t really figure out what that scam is…but she looks like she’s on Lizzo’s diet.

Mollie King

Some girl named MABEL

Mabel again, on the red carpet..

Lizzo…trying to eat her chocolate bar purse..

Ellie Goulding got them tits out!

Charli XCX Hairy

Billie Eilish Looking Pregnant

Anne-Marie Nnicholson

Ashley Roberts looking like she’s in Britney Spears drag

Abbey Clancy..

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2020

27

Jan

Grammy Award Winning Tits of the Day

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Funny story. I watched the Grammy Awards last night. I NEVER watch the Grammy Awards. I didn’t live blog my Grammy Award coverage because since Twitter deleted my account, I feel no real point in doing that, I have 10 followers on twitter who don’t fucking care and I don’t expect live tweeting the Grammys to be my “Lewinsky” breaking story that makes me fucking matter. Maybe I don’t actually want to matter, but rather want to watch the Grammys in peace, to realize just how disconnected I am from the entertainment world, to sit in the scam that is mainstream success, to question Lizzo…or her a lyric that says “I’m not your side bitch” or something along those lines, obviously, she’s too big to be a side bitch, can’t fit in the the passenger seat, more a back seat bitch, cuz it’s got bench seating. She can bring her flute with her…..or to hate on Alicia Keys as she remembered when she was the fat bitch in the music industry, now she’s all like “I’m skinny fucks, bring more Lizzo”…or to hate on Chrissy Teigen for being a ugly opportunist cunt…while appreciating Tanya Tucker and Bonnie Raitt, because I like old Country…to seeing Bille Eilish’s rich LA 18 year old with a thug accent offset by her brother who lives in the same house as her not have that accent…because it’s all an act…like Demi Lovato’s acting sad to pull on your heart strings and to get your sympathy when she should be blacklisted for being an opiate addict….or Arianna Grande singing about all the stuff she buys herself in her album inspired by the loss of her boyfriend Mac Miller…nice tribute….and it was pretty shit, but filled “Kobe the Rapist” tributes because he died……….and I was glad…so glad Chapelle won and Ellen didn’t…which was my highlight….

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These are the tits…

Pia Mia was there, probably to give foot massages to the record execs while they watched the show..

Priyanka Chopra was there looking like a proud mother with her tits out next to her husband Nick Jonas

Here she is at the Pre Grammy Party

Rosalia came from Spain and sang some really boring song, shaking her ass in a white bodysuit..

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Sophie Turner with Joe Jonas, probably stoned

Tove Lo brought her tits out

Camila Cabello sang a song about her cuban dad

Here she is preforming

Grammy Awards Camila Cabello Yellow Dress

Disney Trained Demi Lovato pushed the tears out, I assume she just has to think of the heroin she’s going home to and that brings tears of joy, which she can pass off as tears of sadness while she sings a song written for her to sing at the Grammy Awards to repackage her as a wholesome bi polar bitch instead of a degenerate drug addict.

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Some Victoria’s Secret model Grace Elizabeth with the tits

Heidi Klum brought her new face

Madison Beer was at an after party with her tits out

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Nicole Scherzinger and her massive tits in a white dress

Naomi Campbell in a weird wig

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Pregnant Lana Del Ray and her cop boyfriend

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Dua Lipa in some white silk

Cardi B with her tits out because that’s what she’s paid to do

Avril Lavigne aka Lil Half Dead

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Alessandra Ambrosio was stoked to see Rosalia, what is with that ass??

Ariana Grande showed up in two different dresses but with the equal amount of spray tan rubbing off making her look like a leper

Bebe Rexha with the titty mesh, more of that here

Bilie Eilish is 18 now and won all the awards

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Gwen Stefani looking plastic

Jameela Jamil was invited even though she’s a judgmental bitch

Jojo with the wet look, fresh off the pole.

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Joy Villa Supporting TRUMP

Lizzo looking for the buffet

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2009

14

Dec

Shakira Does the Gala Awards in a Repeat Outfit of the Day

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Shakira needs to invest a little of her Columbian coke money into her costume department. She’s been wearing this discoball tight dress too fucking much and I know hookers, like real low level hookers who don’t have a home who have more outfits than this and wouldn’t be caught dead wearing the same dress every fucking day, unfortunatley for their John’s panties are a whole other story for them though….but that’s not the point, the point is that I’m tired of lookin up her skirt to see a metalic pair of American Apparel shorts like I was at a 16 year old Halloween party, when the girls are dipping their toes into being total whores, but aren’t fully prepared to take the plunge into letting random men see their bare or thonged ass, making this whole outfit a fucking fail on all fucking levels….and here are the pics for you to live out the disappointment of this gutter repeatitive trash with me.

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2008

02

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Fighting the Wind at the MTV Movie Awards of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan was offered 1,000,000 dollars from OK magazine to announce she’s a lesbian. Call me a sell out, but I’d get a sex change and suck a dick a day for the rest of my life for 1,000,000 dollars. I figure I hate fucking my wife anyway and my penis is pretty much already a vagina and I can afford to buy expensive moist toilettes to wipe my face down when the dick is done having it’s way with me. I guess I am just cheaper than Lohan and realize that 1,000,000 dollars probably isn’t much to her, but I also don’t give a fuck about what having a sex change or sucking dick for the rest of my life does to my career, I think it’s pretty clear I have no self-respect and don’t care what you think about me.

Either way, here’s Lohan’s potentially lesbian vagina covered in a hot pair of clean black underwear exposed as she fights with the wind, who turned out to be the biggest pervert at event because I wasn’t invited because no one takes me seriously, but if I was invited, I would have definitely put on a wig and a short skirt and finger-banged her because I hear she’s into that and don’t need to give her 1,000,000 dollars to find out.