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2020

31

Aug

MTV Awards Round Up of the Day

Did anyone know that that VMAs happened? I guess with COVID and the fact that Award shows are too labor intensive for the average viewer, who knows that they’ll see the highlight reel if anything of importance happened, and they’ll know all the winners without having to invest any time into it, you know we’re lazy…we get our news from MEMES and such…

But yeah, the VMAs actually happened, no one cared, they were on my free digital antennae CW network and I saw about 3 minutes of it accidentally, assuming it was some re-run or something, and I saw about 3 acts I had never heard of that were lip synching, clearly from TikTok, because everything is computer generated bullshit…but apparently ther was some red carpet action, where these celebrity idiots all posed and performed and spread COviD, assuming COVID exists, at least in the realm of rich people who travel and live life normally….and I am sure barely anyone watched it or cared…because Award shows are a thing of the past, when the generation believes just existing is a win, and everyone must be equal, the idea of awarding one person is against their whole DNA…PARTICIPATION TROPHIES FOR ALL THESE RICH FUCKS WHO HAVE ALREADY WON…it’s the fair way.

Not to mention when VMAS were a “Thing”, it really wasn’t a “Thing” and no one cared then either, they just pretended people did with all the hype around it….and the whole COVID futuristic Green Screen, Augmented Reality version of it was fucking terrifying…the future is bleak…

Miley Cyrus

SEE SOME Miley AT THE VMAS CLICK HERE

Ariana Grande

Bebe Rexha

Bella Hadid

SEE SOME Belle Hadid at the VMAS

Lady Gaga

Madison Beer

SEE SOME Madison Beer AT THE VMAS CLICK HERE

Joey King

SEE SOME Joey King at the VMAS CLICK HERE

Doja Cat

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2019

27

Aug

All the Tits at the MTV VMA’s of the Day

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I am very out of touch, which is funny, since I post pop culture, social media based bullshit celebrities, most that I’ve never heard of….

I prefer the idea of being off in a remote cabin in the woods, with no screens, or phones to stare at the sky for the rest of time, than to know the latest meme an influencer is promoting, that is both relatable, humorous and current….

The internet was a fascinating concept to me in the 90s, thanks to all the nudes and sluts on the internet and I had a consisten fun time trolling….

I do not keep on top of MTV award shows, when MTV has been dead for the last 5-6 years thanks to slow moving adapting to the internet, when they could have easily been Facebook, Instagram, Youtube, any of the big players they probably have stock in, I mean Viacom’s gotta be invested in a lot more shit than MTV, but they definitely took a really fucking long time to become relevant on the internet which is the easiest place to become relevant when you have that Viacom money…

I also hate Award shows awarding idiots awards all for marketing hype….too much classism, like they aren’t more important than us because they are dancing monkeys on screen or because the people tell us they are more important than us…

None of this really matters in the grand scheme of the world, just noise to sell ads against, to sell products, to make money….they are evil corporations..

So I avoid all this shit, it is not fun, there is no insight, it’s nonsense…but I don’t mind posting the tits at the event cuz I like tits, whether it is famous or not, they are all equally more important than non-tits.

Adriana Lima with the wet look..

Alison Brie loves her tits..you can also see her nipples here

Bebe Rexha on the hunt for the free buffet..

Bella Hadid running away from the rat traps..

Bella and GIGI Hadid looking like some pale turds a la lactose intolerance..

Blac Chyna..the hired entertainment if you know what i mean..

Coco..iconic..

A moment of silence for Coco’s panties all the way up in her uterus..

Hailee Steinfeld with the slutty thigh flash..

Halsey with the rainbow hair so that everyone is reminded that she’ll fuck anything..

Heidi Klum..just here to show off the power of Eugenics..

Keke Palmer just here to up the DIVERSITY

Lizzo..again, for the diversity?

Miley Cyrus.. with the wet look.. looking like she crawled out of a urinal..

Normani, who is some girl from Fifth Harmony which I thought was the group Camila Cabello came from but who knows..

Tammy Hembrow, the degenerate australian slut who passed out at Kylie Jenners birthday party last year, so now she has a career..

Last and absolutely least, Taylor Swift..

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2019

17

Jun

MTV Movie Awards Round Up of the Day

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THE MTV MOVIE AWARDS HAPPENED…and I didn’t notice, because I thought MTV died, and felt fine in that thought process…you know like when you pretend that someone you hate is dead, and you find comfort in that….

The truth is that MTV is still around and trying to exist, hoping that the kids of today get nostalgic like they have with ever re-make that has been happening, and that eventually they turn to MTV for great programming again..they are a billion dollar brand they can’t drown….which always amazes me that it would ever get to this point…they have such huge budgets and capabilities to do anything and everything yet still fucking fail. It is weird….

Anyway, an award show happened, I am not a news site, I am a titty site, I don’t need to know celeb gossip, or events, it gets in the way of the tits, so in having NO idea it happened we’ve still got the ROUND UP of the sluts who were at the award show….doing Award show things…celebrating that they’ve already won at life…because they are invited to these things, when you aren’t even invited to your family’s Father’s day BBQ….loser.

Award shows are a lie, marketing hype and ability to sell sponsors and use celebs to hype themselves up….but then the tits show up and it’s ok.

Sydney Sweeney and her massive tits

Stassi Schroeder – not to be mistaken with the other Schroeders

Some woman named Sarah Ramos in a see through bra

Mischa Barton brought her fat tits out

Maude Apatow

Lindsey Vonn Pussy Flasher

Kiernan Shipka not exposing her hard nipples

Jada Pinkett Smith looking old and butch

Heidi Montag Tit Scars

Hannah Stocking some youtuber..

Chanel West Coast who fucked so many dogs she’s starting to look like one.

Audrina Patridge slutty

Aubrey Plaza, lest we forget her lil nips

Alexa Demie..whoever that is with the tits

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2014

14

Apr

MTV Movie Awards of the Day

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When you are in your 40s. MTV and their bullshit awards that mean nothing in the grand scheme of things, just don’t matter, but they still happen, like clockwork, because there is a lot of money on the line…it’s great place for brands and movie studios to advertise, and send their talent to appear at, you know it reaches the younger audience…who still watch MTV…and I guess when you’re starved for attention, or into making money off fame, because with fame comes money, it was the place to be last night…and we’ve got all the pics…even if it looks more like a fucking nightmare to me…

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2008

02

Jun

Live Bloggin’ the MTV Movie Awards One Day Late of the Day

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I am late on this, but that’s because I don’t have a TV so I didn’t bother watching it so my live blogging is more about how I sat at home and ate a bag of chips to myself because I have taken up emotional eating since I hate my life and it is the only thing that brings happiness. But here are a few pictures from the MTV Movie awards that I am sure were boring as fuck and remind me every year why I can’t stand famous people because they are full of shit and don’t make me laugh but think they are funny because everyone pays attention to them as they live their cushy lives on their piles of money in a false confidence that comes from constant approval – like the ugly chick who thinks she’s got it going on because she gives good head because she’s a good eater and all the dudes know that to get that good head all they need to do is send a text message asking for it and that’s a lot easier than actually trying to get your dick in a good looking girls mouth…Either way, here are some MTV Award pics that you’ve already seen.

Charlize Theron Because Despite Getting Old, Makes Me Want to Go to South Africa to Find Both A Younger Version and HIV

Audrina Patridge Because She Got on the List Because She is on an MTV Show and Not Because She’s Famous and I Like to Celebrate When People Trick the System….

Heidi Montag at the Event Because Only MTV Cares About Her

Lauren Conrad at the Event Because She’s an MTV Employee Too…..And Getting Into This Event is Like Going to Your Company Christmas Party But a Little more Upscale than the One Glass of Piss Wine you get at your Company Party…

Megan Fox because Everyone Likes Her Even Though I Know She’s a Fucking Loser….

Rumer Willis Because She Can’t Hide the Ugly No Matter How Hard She Tries….

Tila Tequila because She’s Got a Fake Reality Show on MTV Too….

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2008

02

Jun

Lindsay Lohan Fighting the Wind at the MTV Movie Awards of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan was offered 1,000,000 dollars from OK magazine to announce she’s a lesbian. Call me a sell out, but I’d get a sex change and suck a dick a day for the rest of my life for 1,000,000 dollars. I figure I hate fucking my wife anyway and my penis is pretty much already a vagina and I can afford to buy expensive moist toilettes to wipe my face down when the dick is done having it’s way with me. I guess I am just cheaper than Lohan and realize that 1,000,000 dollars probably isn’t much to her, but I also don’t give a fuck about what having a sex change or sucking dick for the rest of my life does to my career, I think it’s pretty clear I have no self-respect and don’t care what you think about me.

Either way, here’s Lohan’s potentially lesbian vagina covered in a hot pair of clean black underwear exposed as she fights with the wind, who turned out to be the biggest pervert at event because I wasn’t invited because no one takes me seriously, but if I was invited, I would have definitely put on a wig and a short skirt and finger-banged her because I hear she’s into that and don’t need to give her 1,000,000 dollars to find out.

On a side note, I will pay Ellen Page 2 dollars to admit she’s a lesbian, even though I already know the answer to that.

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2007

24

May

I am – Heidi Montag Bikini Pics of the Day

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So this is some bitch I’ve never really heard of because I am not really into the whole MTV thing since I don’t have cable, and even if I did have cable I would probably be watching Discovery to learn how things are built or TLC to watch the Baby Story show. It turns out that one of my friend’s from the park just found out his recent mail order bride is pregnant and that they will be having their first baby in 9 months from now. So I’d like to use this site to say congratulations and good fucking luck ever making it back to the park when you’re too busy changing diapers and shit. You life as it was is over, but that’s not a bad thing because drinking on a park bench with a bunch of losers isn’t really living anyway.

A congratulations goes out to this couple too because it turns out that this breast implanted Varsity Cheerleading Squad Captain lookin’ stripper and her boyfriend who looks like some dick named Blair who is the Varisty Tennis Team Captain just got engaged. It’s like one of those obnoxious blue blooded engagements you see in the movies where the Prom Queen and KIng live happily ever after or some shit. Lucky for us, this isn’t a movie, and the chances of him sticking it out with her are pretty fucking slim, because her fake tits or not she still looks like a horse….and tits are only a fun distraction when your ugly girlfriend gets them and for the first 6 months of her having them and then the novelty wears off.

It’s like when you got your first Nintendo you could really only handle Mario and Duck Hunt for so fucking long before you had to beat up and steal from the fat kid at school who was an only child and who had every game ever made because his parents felt guilty for not giving him a friend to play with and compensated by giving him toys….

Let’s hope that daddy goes bankrupt, boyfriend leaves her and that she can’t land work and is forced to turn to stripping because her fake tits were like a business expense that made her pretty qualified for the job..