I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2019

27

Aug

All the Tits at the MTV VMA’s of the Day

I am very out of touch, which is funny, since I post pop culture, social media based bullshit celebrities, most that I’ve never heard of….

I prefer the idea of being off in a remote cabin in the woods, with no screens, or phones to stare at the sky for the rest of time, than to know the latest meme an influencer is promoting, that is both relatable, humorous and current….

The internet was a fascinating concept to me in the 90s, thanks to all the nudes and sluts on the internet and I had a consisten fun time trolling….

I do not keep on top of MTV award shows, when MTV has been dead for the last 5-6 years thanks to slow moving adapting to the internet, when they could have easily been Facebook, Instagram, Youtube, any of the big players they probably have stock in, I mean Viacom’s gotta be invested in a lot more shit than MTV, but they definitely took a really fucking long time to become relevant on the internet which is the easiest place to become relevant when you have that Viacom money…

I also hate Award shows awarding idiots awards all for marketing hype….too much classism, like they aren’t more important than us because they are dancing monkeys on screen or because the people tell us they are more important than us…

None of this really matters in the grand scheme of the world, just noise to sell ads against, to sell products, to make money….they are evil corporations..

So I avoid all this shit, it is not fun, there is no insight, it’s nonsense…but I don’t mind posting the tits at the event cuz I like tits, whether it is famous or not, they are all equally more important than non-tits.

Adriana Lima with the wet look..
MTV VMAS Adriana Lima

Alison Brie loves her tits..you can also see her nipples here
MTV VMAS Alison Brie

Bebe Rexha on the hunt for the free buffet..
MTV VMAS Bebe Rexha

Bella Hadid running away from the rat traps..
MTV VMAS Bella Hadid

Bella and GIGI Hadid looking like some pale turds a la lactose intolerance..
MTV VMAS Bella Gigi Hadid

Blac Chyna..the hired entertainment if you know what i mean..
MTV VMAS Blac Chyna

Coco..iconic..
MTV VMAS CoCo


A moment of silence for Coco’s panties all the way up in her uterus..
MTV VMAS CoCo

Hailee Steinfeld with the slutty thigh flash..
MTV VMAS Hailee Steinfeld

Halsey with the rainbow hair so that everyone is reminded that she’ll fuck anything..
MTV VMAS Halsey

Heidi Klum..just here to show off the power of Eugenics..
MTV VMAS Heidi Klum

Keke Palmer just here to up the DIVERSITY
MTV VMAS Keke Palmer

Lizzo..again, for the diversity?
MTV VMAS Lizzo

Miley Cyrus.. with the wet look.. looking like she crawled out of a urinal..
MTV VMAS Miley Cyrus

Normani, who is some girl from Fifth Harmony which I thought was the group Camila Cabello came from but who knows..
MTV VMAS Normani

Tammy Hembrow, the degenerate australian slut who passed out at Kylie Jenners birthday party last year, so now she has a career..
MTV VMAS Tammy Hembrow

Last and absolutely least, Taylor Swift..
MTV VMAS Taylor Swift

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