I am very out of touch, which is funny, since I post pop culture, social media based bullshit celebrities, most that I’ve never heard of….
I prefer the idea of being off in a remote cabin in the woods, with no screens, or phones to stare at the sky for the rest of time, than to know the latest meme an influencer is promoting, that is both relatable, humorous and current….
The internet was a fascinating concept to me in the 90s, thanks to all the nudes and sluts on the internet and I had a consisten fun time trolling….
I do not keep on top of MTV award shows, when MTV has been dead for the last 5-6 years thanks to slow moving adapting to the internet, when they could have easily been Facebook, Instagram, Youtube, any of the big players they probably have stock in, I mean Viacom’s gotta be invested in a lot more shit than MTV, but they definitely took a really fucking long time to become relevant on the internet which is the easiest place to become relevant when you have that Viacom money…
I also hate Award shows awarding idiots awards all for marketing hype….too much classism, like they aren’t more important than us because they are dancing monkeys on screen or because the people tell us they are more important than us…
None of this really matters in the grand scheme of the world, just noise to sell ads against, to sell products, to make money….they are evil corporations..
So I avoid all this shit, it is not fun, there is no insight, it’s nonsense…but I don’t mind posting the tits at the event cuz I like tits, whether it is famous or not, they are all equally more important than non-tits.
Alison Brie loves her tits..you can also see her nipples here
Bebe Rexha on the hunt for the free buffet..
Bella Hadid running away from the rat traps..
Bella and GIGI Hadid looking like some pale turds a la lactose intolerance..
Blac Chyna..the hired entertainment if you know what i mean..
Coco..iconic..
A moment of silence for Coco’s panties all the way up in her uterus..
Hailee Steinfeld with the slutty thigh flash..
Halsey with the rainbow hair so that everyone is reminded that she’ll fuck anything..
Heidi Klum..just here to show off the power of Eugenics..
Keke Palmer just here to up the DIVERSITY
Lizzo..again, for the diversity?
Miley Cyrus.. with the wet look.. looking like she crawled out of a urinal..
Normani, who is some girl from Fifth Harmony which I thought was the group Camila Cabello came from but who knows..
Tammy Hembrow, the degenerate australian slut who passed out at Kylie Jenners birthday party last year, so now she has a career..
Last and absolutely least, Taylor Swift..
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