Her name is Jemima Khan and she’s my Aunt, bitch makes legendary pancakes. I always tell her she should package that shit and put a picture of her dressed like a black slave because back in the plantation days, the slaves made the best pancakes for their white slave drivers. They were also good at slave songs, pickin’ cotton and getting impregnated with their slave driver’s babies. They raised families of 15 on no money in a little slave shanties before escaping on some kind of underground railroad or raft that they took out on the Mississippi like they were some kind of Cuban border crosserd floating on a tire.
That’s your black history lesson for black history month from someone who doesn’t know shit about black history or slavery, except for having to do all the chores around the house because my wife pays the bills and I’ve gotta earn my keep. What I do know is that this Jemima bitch isn’t my aunt and I’ve never seen her before, but I do know how she maintains her pubic hair and that’s by not really maintaining it at all. So looking up her skirt is about as exciting as typing “Pubic Hair” in Google, but since the paparazzi is up on her crotch like it’s important, I figured I’d post it. I’ll let you go look her up on wikipedia, your internet education replacement station. My site is still running like shit. Cuddles.
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