Lindsay Lohan did a photoshoot for a magazine called Purple, which was only fitting because from what I’ve been told, her vagina is also purple cuz that’s what happens when you cut off the oxygen supply and die….I guess is trying to make it in the hipster art fag fashion world, so she’s been doing this sexual photoshoots for various hipster art fag fashion magazines and I’m all for it, because getting girls as slutty as possible with any spin you put on it is good enough for me, especially when it involves Lohan showing off her tits, something I’ve been missing in my useless internet for some time now….sure, it would have been more interesting to see these pictures back when Terry Richardson was interesting and trying to get noticed by taking pretty shocking erotic pics, back before American Apparel stole his point-and-shoot snapshot approach that he stole from so many people before him, because now he may be making the big money, but he just comes across as a tamer version of an American Apparel ad, but when it comes to Lohan with her panties halfway down her ass, I’ll take whatever I can get, even if shit was taken by a one-armed tap dancing austic midget with diabetes and a rash, if you know what I mean and I hope you do, cuz I have no idea what I am talking about….maybe I’m just trying too hard to be shocking and cool to break free from my dad but I like leave that up to Terry Richardson….

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