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2017

08

Nov

Rae Rodriguez and her Underwater Camera Tits of the Day

Rae Rodriguez and her Underwater Camera Tits

Rae Rodriguez is some signed to IMG, which is a serious agency, model, so seeing her tits makes her more luxurious…even when she’s got a Mexican name and I’m one of those self hating Mexicans who had a Mexican hooker mother who died of AIDS, and whenever I see a Mexican women naked for attention I feel like she’s letting her people down, taking the easy click bait route, and girl should be in fucking med school bettering the world…it’s depressing to see all these lazy fucks scared of hard work just getting naked and expecting pay out….

That said, here she is on the beach with her camera’s underwater housing….because I guess it makes the tits more shameless, more high concept and ultimately, she’s got Latin / Spanish roots, this is technically like wearing a bikini top..

So we don’t hate this Rae Rodriguez….she’s alright by me.

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2017

10

Oct

Rae Rodriguez Topless for Apple Season of the Day

Rae Rodriguez Topless for Apple Season

It’s apple season up in Canada where all the world’s apples are likely not from, but where every suburban asshole and his shitty family seem to get together to go apple picking in a weird weekend activity for a half mexican lazy dude like me who thinks “apple picking is for migrant workers, where’s the humor or fun in picking your own damn apples, and how did this orchard figure out you can get white people to do migrant work, and have them pay you to do it….”…genius really…

Rae Rodriguez is some signed to IMG, which is a serious agency, model, so seeing her tits makes her more luxurious…even when she’s got a Mexican name and is eating an apple that you’d expect her to get paid per unit to pick, as that’s how the Orchards do it when white people aren’t paying to pick them themselves…

I guess what I am saying is I spent the week drinking apple cider….becuase it’s cheap, magical, and from the earth…I figure if you rot any fruit to make it boozy, I’m a fan…and I guess I’m just muttering on about nothing when really you just want to see the damn model tits and you aren’t even reading this.

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