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2023

20

Feb

Renee Olstead’s Pantyhose and Titties of the Day

I may not like Renee Olstead’s bolt on titties, especially when I’m pretty sure that she had big redhead tits to begin with, as many redheads do, thanks to their super redhead powers that come with generations of redheads being locked in the basement or left to die out in the woods due to their demonic red hair spirit….they are a species of human based on survival because since the dawn of time people having wanted them dead.

Anyway, I may not like bolt on tits as a general concept, or rule, but rules are meant to be broken and I am all about Renee Olstead turning her celebrity into a glamour model boudoir paid subscriber career.

She’s an accomplished actor, Jazz Singer, Country singer, yet she said all that rat race shit, these dudes will pay to see my tits.

It’s a follow your dreams story of empowerment, or at least of flashing tit, which they like to say is empowerment….and the reality is, the actual industry she came from was far more soulless, disgusting, and miserable….

She’s always making solid moves in the nude model, glamour model, page 3 model world…BECAUSE she was just cast as PENTHOUSE PET, something I guess they are doing again thanks to Penthouse being bought out of bankruptcy….a good thing since Penthouse was always my preferred titty mag in the 80s…they showed the pink.

Renee may not be showing the pink in these pics, but she’s looking good to me….

Here she is singing with David Foster, who apparently found her, to get you through her erotica….

I call this THEME SONGS TO JERK OFF TO RENEE OLSTEAD TIT…..

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2022

14

Dec

Renee Olstead Does Hot Titty Selfies of the Day

Renee Olstead is a Hollywood Drop Out who clearly had some struggles or saw some shit, because instead of retiring after being on a show or two, she decided to hit the exclusive content of OnlyFans running, which is kind of out of character for someone in the entertainment industry.

I am not saying that they aren’t sexualized or that they aren’t sexually assaulted in their rise to getting on TV, I’m not even saying they aren’t some brainwashed slaves who do what their handlers tell them to do, I am not saying they don’t like to get their fuck on, or that they aren’t horny or into porn…it’s just weird for them to hop into that shit…

Sure, girls would get naked in the industry, for jobs, for money, for some hype, but to walk away and make it a job is weird…maybe it’s a redhead thing, I mean Maitland Ward had the same hustle, only she missed out on a ton of money and opportunity when slowly getting into the porn thing….but it worked alright for her and what Renee is doing is more artsy boudoir nudes than trashy porn, so she’s still probably able to get back to acting when ready….it’s once the dick sucks and ass fucks happen when they usually don’t cast you in a teen comedy….but in this era, they probably would….everyone’s a pervert….and I’ve always been a pervert….so I welcome the new guests to our pervert world…it’s actually almost annoying that everyone is a pervert and is probably why I’ve found god…..so thanks for that….

Here are them tits in selfie!

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2022

16

Nov

Renee Olstead Racy Photoshoot of the Day

Renee Olstead is a name that you probably haven’t thought of for a while, at least I haven’t though about her for a while, because her sleazy content now that she’s dropped out of acting to become a direct to consumer smut peddler, even though she’s out here showing her tits, which deserves to be celebrated….

I figure these are from her paid site, so think of it as stealing from the rich to give to the poor, on some Robin Hood kick, only I didn’t actually steal shit, they are already all over the internet.

Instead, I am just working as her marketing arm, promoting her, getting her name and tits back into your minds so that YOU buy into her budding business of NUDES….so you can follow on INSTAGRAM for all that info.

She dropped off the scene in 2018….no longer working in Hollywood, which is always weird to see for someone who worked in Hollywood. They usually keep on giving them shit work…maybe Hollywood ate her up and shat her out and this is the broken Renee trying to rebuild herself…in her own way…

But according to her WIKIPEDIA, she was part of the FAPPENING nude hack that exposed 50 celeb nudes and got a dude sent to jail for his noble work, it was back in 2011 and in getting the guy fucked, she said she attempted suicide after the nude photographs were leaked, adding that she had never before considered suicide before the hacking….

Amazing what 11 years does to a girl….was it like “they’ve seen it, they want it, I get turned on by that or see dollars in that”….or was she lying on the stand at the time….we will never know as we stare at her big round high nippled tits.

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2022

14

Jul

Renee Olstead Erased her Face of the Day

Renee Olstead was on TV but decided that there was more money and happiness in being a self producing pornographer…..

I am all for that decision, because fuck Hollywood and producing your own nudes and hustling, is a solid strategy and is probably less whoring than trying to make it in Hollywood.

I am not for the overuse of these face filters, where they basically erase their fucking faces, for whatever effect they are going for…..

I am also not into the Only fans girls who are so fucking lazy, I mean obviously the idea of selling nudes is the easiest hustle a woman can do, so it’s lazy in and of itself by definition, but it’s a far worse lazy because they release one image and think that’s enough, when back in the day those seeking attention would release photo shoots with multiple angles on the daily basis like playing the amateur playboy model, then there are the girls who don’t even do the sexting they get paid for but instead outsource the whole experience…..and that’s disappointing….

I wouldn’t say that Renee Olstead is disappointing, big tits, but the erase your face shit, especially with so many cameras, you’d think she’d do better and show us her actual face…I’m sure it’s fine…since it is her DAMN face….this fake and gay shit’s gotta end.

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2021

16

Aug

Renee Olstead Showing Pussy of the Day

Renee Olstead probably wants you to pay for this bald pussy flash and she probably deserves to get paid for this bald pussy flash, so for the record, I am just posting it to help her market her nude content site because I am a fan of whatever is going on here.

Yes, I am into bush, bald pussy isn’t really my thing….but people are allowed to make their own pussy maintenance decisions, they can believe whatever marketing hype they want, they aren’t producing BUSH PUSSY MANDATES or BUSH PUSSY PASSPORTS….you know don’t let the bald pussy bitches GROCERY shop unless I see a fucking landing strip…and fuck the QR codes and smart phone apps…I’ll use my fucking mouth to verify there’s enough hair…

Despite being into bush, a bald pussy can still be hot, when it makes an appearance from behind a bikini bottom…seriously…

The interesting thing about Renee Olstead is that she was on some show called American Teen Life or some shit, and now she’s living the actually american teen life’s dream…SELLING NUDES.

I don’t think her turning to self produced nudes as a business plan is a big deal, I think it’s pretty fucking common because GIRLS are getting paid doing this.

I assume that as a child star, she was probably exploited from every angle, and this is something far less dirty or soulless that she can control…but I don’t know her and I made that up…

Maybe she just couldn’t get acting work and had a lifestyle to maintain…or maybe she knew that this will let her go viral and be the star she wants to be, since the industry will hire anyone with fans…..

The hope is that all her dreams come true, because she’s making my dreams come true…I can’t imagine anything I’d want more from Olstead than to be flashed her cunt lips…and she’s doing it…what a goddess.


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2021

26

Jul

Renee Olstead Twerks of the Day

Renee Olstead is the actor from a few shows who you’d think would be above doing a direct to consumer premium content site, before realizing that everyone is a sexualized, sex obsessed, half retard and that being half naked on the internet isn’t quite as low hanging fruit as it once was….it’s celebrated amongst the normals…or at least the younger generation…who grew up on porn and have no real morals or values…

As a pervert who has never had any real morals or values, I appreciate what’s happening, I find it funny that society has gone this way, but where there is money, clout, attention, there’s going to be girls doing it…and the more and more mainstream it gets, the less of a big deal it becomes and the more girls do it, until they reach saturation point and no one will pay for smut from their favorite infuencer, because they’ll move onto other things to jack off ot.

As a pervert who has been a pervert for 40 years or so, I do find all the easy access to nudity pretty boring, overwhelming, but I never have an issue finding content to rant about….but at the same time, it takes the fun out of things to just give it all up…the mystery, the tease, the seduction is ALWAYS more compelling than “here are my tits”…or “ass”..

Don’t get me wrong, I love to stare at the shit, but you have to wonder about an industry like acting, I mean she’s been on TV shows, only to end up terking in a bikini for her fans, not that I care, it’s just what gets views and what gets these girls paid and I am sure they get off to every second of it, cuz they are in control of their ass jiggle, not some creepy Hollywood Execs…and they likely pretend this is just another character, an act, something they are reseaerching for a role, but the twerk is very real, no matter how they spin in and in this case..it’s fun to watch.

I am into Renee Olstead and I’m rooting for her to get an Oscar one day, but for now, I’ll pretend she’s got a dick in her.

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2021

25

Mar

Renee Olstead Does Good of the Day

I just want to take a minute to encourage Renee Olstead to keep up the good work…the actress and singer who has been on TV, figured that she was more interested in getting paid for exclusive content, so she’s created this whole nude aesthetic, on some glamour model, boudoir style nudity, and I think it’s amazing….

It’s not that I am bored of the selfie nude, I will forever love a nude selfie, it’s the whole fucking reason I started this site all those years ago….it’s part of me….even though it’s mainstream and everyone’s out there posting and selling them…

It’s just that if you’re going to sell nudes, make them look like they took time and cost money rather than just something you did before your shower or after you took a shit, to throw at your audience you clearly have no respect for, but want their money..

Now these are her selfies from her shoots, but I’ve seen the shoots and they are produced, conceptual and what you’d expect from a trained entertainer / performer.

So whether you transition from mainstream, or sports, to do the exclusive content thing, because sex work is real work, or because getting naked is thrilling and pays well, or because you find it hot, or fun…or you’re the barista at starbucks….put some effort into your shoots…it makes it better…and remember you don’t need to rely solely on selling sex to be a success ladies, you are capable of anything, it’s just that sex is easy and it’s just nice when you do.

Either way, if you want to support Renee Olstead…you should…she does it well.

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2021

12

Mar

Renee Olstead Doing things Right of the Day

She’s got the right idea, fuck Hollywood and show your pussy on the internet for the fans who found you in Hollywood, because it’s artistic, or important, or just not the soul crushing work that is the entertainment industry….

From mainstream, to self produced pornographer, and the whole thing’s a great strategy to me….

I mean, 99% of actors at all levels of fame are whores, so you might as well do what makes you fucking happy, or what makes the fans happy, because a pussy flashing actor, is better than some bullshit actor gaming the system for her academy award…and basically all celebrities should be doing this…let’s normalize the pussy flash…and not just save it for execs, be inclusive, let us in on it like Renee is….

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2021

05

Mar

Renee Olstead’s Boudoir Shoot of the Day

This is the second time I reference Boudoir Shoots today, and it isn’t because I watched that episode of Roseanne where she gets Dan a slutty pictures for their wedding anniversary, but I do remember that episode because I’ve always been scared of fat girls confusing themselves for being something anyone wants to see in lingerie or naked when sober….even their husbands are like “what the fuck am I stuck with”…as they realize they’ve traded their life for a miserable hell they have no control over, just working to cover costs of things they don’t want…like bratty kids that don’t realize you are poor…

THAT SAID….Renee Olstead is a child star, or teen star who has rebranded herself because Hollywood is a piece of shit industry and she can make more out there on her own, doing what she wants, which lucky for us is nude modeling for money…

I assume these are a preview to her amazing Only Fans, where she doesn’t just take slutty selfies or fake her way through the clickbait nudes to cash in off her fans, she puts in effort, concept, styling, locations…she even has a co-star….to make it count…and I like that appraoch, you know make your own magazine or network or community, because the truth is to make as much money in Hollywood, you gotta sell your soul or your genitals, you might as well be doing it online, yourself, from the comfort of your own home….which is why the “sex work” which is hardly sex work…it’s just nudes….is so appealing…beter than any shitty job…even better than good jobs….from a monetary standpoint and from a how to spend your day standpoint….so I support this hustle…but I also like looking at nudes….so I was sold on the idea long before Renee was even born…

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2021

16

Feb

Renee Olstead Shows the Pink of the Day

Renee Olstead may not be a household name, but she was a working actor who was on what I thought was as hit show called something about American Teenagers, where I assume she was an American Teenager….

I don’t know if this is a times have got tough, let’s make that money, or a sex sells and sex pays and is really just a variation of the whole acting thing anyway….if brands and producers aren’t paying you, you might as well build a fan base that will.

I am all for the direct to consumer nudity sales being so lucrative because it reminds us that people will pay for porn, or to DM celebs they jerk off to, which we already knew…but it also gives women that “price” they need to get into sex work…to take that plunge…

I am also a fan of Renee going deep, in that she’s showing the fucking pink….which is about as naked as you an get…with a girl who I guess dives in for their new take on a celebrity luncheon.

It’s a porn generation, so you might as well get what you can out of it, and at least she’s delivering while the other OnlyFans girls just fucking cocktease with lingerie pics and hand bras…it’s a “if you’re going do this, fucking do it” and Renee is doing it.

I don’t know what else goes on there, but I would say she’s one to follow if you’re into that kind of thing, at least based on this preview….

This is a GIF, it is pixelated, so if you want the real deal, google that shit and pay the girl as she rightfully deserves…because this is GOOD self produced content….in an era where everyone’s a porn chick…

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