This Nicola Mclean slut is from the UK, and unlike most girls from the UK, she’s almost worth fucking. I don’t know where she came from, but she’s been poppin up a lot lately and it’s strictly because she’s got retarded fake tits. I am surprised girls still have that whole need to get the biggest, dumbest tits around, like we were still in the 90s, but that’s just because I figured all the closet-cases who were over compensating for their discomfort in their own sexuality by fixating their lives on tits, you know talking about tits all the time, freaking out about every tit they saw, always seeking bigger and stupider lookin’ tits to really show us how much of a man they are, dating girls that looked like low class Barbie Dolls they met at the strip club they spent their free time in, because that’s what guys who like pussy do and bringing them home to meet the family in their lacy cleavage tops and booty shorts to make dad proud, had come out of the closet by now. I mean that was really my only explanation for the serious increase in fags everywhere I go. There was a time these people hid their true desires, and that was the time stupid implant sales were at their highest, according to me, but maybe I am wrong, maybe liking normal sized natural tits is weird, maybe these fake disgusting things stapled to trashy stinky fake lookin’ pussy is what real men want, maybe I am the gay one….

Gay or not, I don’t get how someone can make a minor 5,000 dollar investment in their rack and turn it into a 6 figure or more per year salary promoting lingerie, attending events, and slowly climbing up the trashy reality star later into the D-List, and if it is that easy, why the fuck isn’t every girl doing it, are they fucking idiots? Do they like working as nurses and teachers and secretaries for modest salaries?! It’s just too much for me to process right now….so here are some pictures of Nicola Mclean doin’ the rounds….

Here she is with Santa for the kids….

Here’s she is at the Ultimo Lingerie Store Opening…..

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